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#redeeming villian vilian cynical badass berserker ★

[radicalposture]

idk what it is about pride and prejudice that’s so appealing. maybe it’s the fantasy of telling a man he’s self centred and arrogant and he believes it and changes for the better

[luxlightly]

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it a thousand more times: No piece of dystopian fiction has ever been a prediction of the future. They are observations and criticisms of the present. 

[joey-wheeler-official]

Hot wedding idea, the worst man, it’s his duty to try and prevent the wedding at all costs.

[aphony-cree]

The best man and worst man engage in Spy Vs Spy shenanigans until the wedding is done

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

Don’t forget the maid of dishonor, who spends the entire wedding doing the same thing as the worst man except her nemesis is the Maid of honor. The best man and maid of honor can work together but the worst man and maid of dishonor are actively trying to kill each other on top of stopping the wedding

[thisishowyoumakemovies]

If you’re gonna be mad at ScarJo…

Please also be mad at director Rupert Sanders, the cis white dude directing Rub and Tug and who directed ScarJo in whitewashed Ghost in the Shell.

Please, be mad at them both.

[madmaudlingoes]

This is the same asshole who slept with Kristen Stewart and then gets to call it “an exciting mistake” while she was crucified for cheating on her boyfriend. Blecccccch.

[gigi-tastic]

WHILE HE WAS MARRIED.. This fucker was married to a woman for TEN YEARS AND THEY HAVE 2 KIDS. His wife even plays Kristen  Stewart’s mom in that stupid Snow White movie they all made together. But yeah using your power and influence to have an affair with an actress who works for you is totally “an exciting mistake”

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

Kristen Stewart had to publicly apologize a lot and people still didn’t let it go. She was not invited back for the film’s sequel, when she’d been the lead in the first one. She’s been in indie films ever since. 

Rupert Sanders has been getting big movie deals though. And I don’t remember much outrage over him, a married man, abusing his power as a director, by having an affair with a woman young enough to be his child. 

[dallonjweekes-archive]

Curse of The Weggy Board

another video from the maker of the PREGANTE video. I just had to upload it, i’m crying

[badpsychicadvice]

“Do I have to make my own wedgie or can I buy one from a witch or vegan?”

[landprince]

what if writers did streams like artists did

[sodacune]

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[salparadisewasright-deactivated]

[muffinsandmatriarchy]

The context behind this image is even fucking funnier imo. Dolphins will bonk this kind of puffer fish because when it puffs up it also release a toxin that’s normally deadly to other fish but just gives dolphins a mild high

[yo-its-matt]

That dolphin’s ripping a huge bonk

[xenothral-deactivated20230707]

[conbiniiko]

life sucks. i have no goth friends to dance under overpasses with

[goth-aunt]

Anyways no weapon forged against me shall prosper and any evil wished upon me shall be reflected back to you tenfold, so jot that down.

[splattermouth]

so uh

i just discovered a youtube channel that does entirely live action remakes of spongebob episodes to get around the fact that you cant post the actual episodes

and theres actually a lot of effort put into this?????

[riverwindphotography]

[animatedamerican]

you know, it is not very often that I see a gif and experience this strong a desire to put my hand into it.

[thewonderyearstrong-deactivated]

yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.

[lanerrrs-blog]

cinematic parallels

[nosdrinker]

sir, you cannot name your son “Papa_Roach_Scars.mp3”, we just won’t allow it

[nosdrinker]

when did I post this

[fullhalalalchemist]

“Smiling Girl, a Courtesan, Holding an Obscene Image” by Gerard van Honthorst

[eva-420]

her: lets watch a movie ;)

me: *puts on  Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater HD - Gameplay - Part 1/18 (No Commentary) PS3 and makes both of us sit and watch silently until i start weeping at the boss’ death*

[yourplayersaidwhat]

DM (to our bard): The six cultists shove you to the ground, bow to the massive green dragon, and say, “Oh Great One, we have brought you this gold and this human sacrifice as tribute to your greatness. Please accept our offering.”

Rest of Party, looking on from a distance: Shit. He’s dead. He’s so dead. RIP Edward. 

DM: The dragon thanks the cultists and asks if you have any last words.

Bard: I look up at the dragon and say, “I have brought you this gold and these six cultists as tribute to your greatness.”

Rest of Party: OH SHIT!

DM, who was clearly not expecting that: …………roll persuasion.

Bard: 17.

DM: The dragon says, “I like you. Duck.”

Bard: ….I duck?

DM: The dragon incinerates the cultists with his poison breath and leaves you alive, flying off with his treasure. 

Bard: Oh my god. I thought I was dead.

DM: Honestly? So did I.