Jourdyn :( @blazeybourbyn - Tumblr Blog

day one after changing sheets: ok im gonna kick my bad habits i won't eat in bed or leave knives or scissors or lighters in bed I'll have only normal bed things in my bed and I'll change the sheets more often too

day two after changing sheets: oh yeah this half eaten bundt cake is sleeping with me tonight

jeste4feir

allan we are SO fucked

what-even-is-thiss

“Cats don’t actually love you”

A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.

Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.

Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.

animentality

computationalcalculator

don’t worry, they’re lying about the job criteria too. they don’t know what they want and they wouldn’t tell you if they knew, so it doesn’t matter if you lie. what do you mean “that’s worse”

chadhulk

I have mixed thoughts on sex work. I love sex, but I hate work!

kybercrystalgems

“Yeah, we hate seeing you work too!”

burglarsonarceny

how does this post keep getting better

jaubaius

nabi3000

narcissistcookbook

the second eel at the end in its little cuck shelter 💜

derinthescarletpescatarian

eel deets from @whitefangthefightingwolf

reikomakoto

grahamkennedy-deactivated202411

Scrolled down the MF DOOM tag trying to find the mac and cheese image and I couldn't so anyway here it is literally one of my favourite images of all time

mcflurry-of-dancing-flames

very important that you include MF DOOM's Villainous Mac and Cheese Recipe alongside this image

eddysims

daralamalice

🐴

jaykinarts

🌻 We are far too young and clever

FINALLLYYYYYYYYYY I FINISHED IT RAHHHHHHHH 'aksjak&/&2₱.@18828IAJAJAKHSLWHXLWJXWIAPAJA 😭😭😭😭 This was a background study with Octane and Lifeline during their childhood playing w Navi in some rich backyard garden thing IDC IDK ANYMORE IM JUST HAPPY ITS DONEEE!!

recently I caught up to apex lore (if uve seen my insta stories ud know I AM TWEAKING) amd Im loterally devastated lifeline and octane r the loml and are why i love apex sm istg I cant do THIS 💀💀💀💀 So I drew this to cope and cradle myself like a baby JAKAJLAVDLWJDKSSKSJS NOTHING HAPPENED GUYS THEY ARE OK 😇😇😇😇 THERE WAS NO TRACKER ON THE RABBITS FOOT 😇😇😇😇😇 😇😇😇😇😇😇😇💀

I cleaned up my artsyyle a bit more and went even more ambitious in this composition (fullbody, background, lighting) god I went crazy LOLLL felt inspired by yourube videos and combined that w my devastation and popped this out AJAJAHAKAHSJHSKSJSKS anyways I feel like I finally have a set artstyle and can work on fixing comms n the like ehehehe

I HOPE U GUYS LIKE THIS CUZ BRO I COOKED SO HARD I THINK IK SOME OF THE LIGHTING DOESNT MAKE SENSE BUT BEAR W MEEE!!! IM SO HAPPY W HOW THIS TURNED OUR BRAH!!! LOOOOOKK AJAY AND OCTAVIO LOOK SO CUTE W LIL NAVIII WAYGGSJUSGHH WAHH AUWHAGJ aUEUEU UEUUWGAKDJLDJCLWJXLSXWOPCOWKFKWLDKDLSB