"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually

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"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually
parents will make u feel guilty about absurd shit like breathing too much air or smth. and it will work too like you'll be laying on the ground years later paralyzed by the guilt that you're breathing too much until someone grabs u by the shoulders and tells u that is fucking stupid. and then you'll need to remind yourself of that every day for the rest of your life to function
i hope they never stop using floppy disk icons to indicate saving your file. doesn't matter how obsolete they are it's like honouring someone with a portrait on your currency
i fucking love reactions in texting apps like discord. theyve revolutionized how i communicate. i can put a bug on your message
Imagine finally taking a break from your five infants and some stupid human comes over taking pictures and going “where are your hind legs? Did you looose them? Do you need help looking for them?”
This op-ed explains how to start an ICE Watch neighborhood program in your community. Click the link for the step-by-step guide.
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There was a time when Teen Vogue was just another teen magazine. That time has passed.
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frankly i feel absolutely no, probably even negative, kinship with childfree people who hate children lol that’s not why i’m childfree… i’m actually childfree because i love and respect children enough to know that i am not the kind of person to give them the kind of childhood and parent they rightfully deserve
if my liege lord looks at another soldier vassal in fellowship I'm going to *remembers suicide is an affront against the almighty* take a common grain rat as a wife
from the archives of octavia butler
Browsing horror on Tubi is also fun because once in awhile you come across a combination of words like "Psycho Santa 2" which forces you to recognize that whatever Psycho Santa is, it was worth making two of them. Also, every Amityville movie ever. You will never watch every Amityville.
You might think, "well I've already seen Amityville Turkey Day" NOT SO FAST are you sure it wasn't Amityville Thanksgiving??
Wait weren't Amityville Horror 1 and 2 serious?
Yes, and maybe Amityville 3, however Amityville is a real place and consequently the ability to control the copyright over horror movies using the Amityville name is pretty minimal and now anyone with access to a camera and five to ten friends can roll up and film Amityville Bigfoot.
Many of you expressed the concern that the Amityville Industrial Movie Complex was using AI and don't worry, they got you covered.
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ooh, I actually know a little about this phenomenon.
Ronald DeFeo Jr shot and killed his entire family in their home in the town of Amityville on Long Island NY in the 1970s. People were shocked and disturbed. DeFeo got life in prison and died in 2021.
The house was sold to another family, the Lutzes, who left within a month and claimed there was paranormal activity. Doors opening on their own, cloven hoof prints in the yard, scary voices telling them to "get out" and such. A book was written about the supposedly haunted house, with some fake garbage about a Native American burial ground on the property thrown in. They made "The Amityville Horror" film in 1979 based on the book, which became popular. People connected to the Lutzes have at various times indicated that there were not actually spooky ghosts and horned demons in the house and they just made things up to sell a book.
Vampire-ologists and ghost-ologists became obsessed with the town of Amityville and started going there to play ouija or take photos of orbs or whatever it is they do. "The Amityville Horror" is trademarked, and they made several more movies, but "Amityville" is not, so different people made even more movies just called "Amityville [something]". There are probably hundreds of these things. It turned into a cheap colloquial term for a place where inexplicable scary ghost stuff happens. I'm pretty sure the town in Danny Phantom is named Amity-something as a direct reference.
Anyway, the people in Amityville and surrounding areas do not like this. Now they get ghost hunters and orb chasers and such roaming all over the place at night making student films and documentaries, serving as a constant reminder of some nutjob killing his family and some other nutjobs trying to profit off of the community fear in a pretty shallow and gross way. Very similar thing happened with Burkittsville in Maryland, where The Blair Witch Project was filmed. Ghost fans and movie dorks started showing up at this random little town by the hundreds, annoying people and taking things, so they demolished the house used for filming.
The moral of this story is that movies are not real and you should leave people alone.
source: so, you'll NEVER believe where my entire family is from
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i hate when i, a completely healthy person (very chronically ill), get sick (flare up) for no reason at all (i exerted myself way past my limit just cuz i didn’t wanna be “annoying”)
Do you think we could use him as a lock pick
I bet we could
as a cis guy, when presented with the "99% you get a ton of money, 1% you turn into a girl" it honestly would be dumb to not hit that button until it breaks. like ok now i have 100 bajillion dollars and gender dysphoria. big deal. i have all the money in the world to turn me back into a guy. like with that kind of money i could have obama do me a phalloplasty. he wouldnt be able to do it as he isnt a surgeon but the point still stands
Okay but hear me out OP, what if the button does the genie wish thing and it flips your internal experience of gender but doesn't change any of your external sex characteristics? This isn't even a gotcha, I'm just actually curious
well in that case i still end up with the "shitload of money & gender dysphoria" combo but this time obama is doing a vaginoplasty instead
#all roads lead to obama bottom surgery (via epicsause-official)
"Then transition."