Lovely

19 | Leo | nz 🌻

[octopussoir-]

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[smokeythemajestic]

Unrestrained summer fun

[27388394949494949492-deactivate]

[understands]

[the-one-and-only-allium]

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[theworldsmostevilgayperson]

Frankenstein fleeing from his monster

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

me: my wife just gave birth someone from melbourne: I’m from melbourne

[ceasarslegion]

I wanna be one of the KFC workers in the Pentagon. What is that like. Imagine having that level of security clearance so you can make people chicken on their lunch breaks. When Marx talked about praxis this is what he meant. Does the Pentagon KFC hit different? Imagine being 16 and getting to tell your friends that you work in the Pentagon after school. I want to boil myself in the Pentagon KFC deep fryers

[ceasarslegion]

Metal Gear Solid wishes it was the level of military criticism that the existence of the Pentagon KFC is

[ceasarslegion]

KFC tastes noticeably different in different countries because it has to accommodate things like halal in muslim countries, which begs the question of what exactly is in their north american fried chicken recipe that doesn’t make it halal. What do they put in the Pentagon KFC chicken. Do they put the stuff that made Malcolm the middle in it

[ceasarslegion]

I should be allowed into the Pentagon to slurp up the delicious sultry spices their KFC keeps in the meat locker

[ceasarslegion]

essence of ronald reagan

[ceasarslegion]

going delirious on the thought of ronald reagan pentagon kfc. i want to live deliciously.

[ceasarslegion]

I CHANGED MY MIND NOTHING COULD COMPARE TO WHATEVERS IN THE AREA 51 DEL TACO

[velocitations]

why isnt everybody crazy like why arent we all grabbing eachother and rambling about god and shrieking and bleeding and crying

[sparklejamesysparkle]

A candid shot of 56 year old Paul Newman outside of his home in Connecticut, photo by Eva Sereny, 1981. Newman’s T-shirt reads: “get really stoned, drink wet cement”.

[ampervadasz]

[largishcat]

anyone else get embarrassed when their self indulgent daydreams are like too self-indulgent? like oh jeez the telepaths are going to judge me

[library-seraph]

#ah so when you’re not Catholic you think it’s telepaths lol

[normal-horoscopes]

Sentences that explain like 70% of America

[yvfu]

[nia--san]

[notverybrightraven]

[synebluetoo]

I would like to thank everyone here for ruining phone cords for me.

[the-memedaddy]

[the-memedaddy]

[toastbutteregg]

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Lizards...they’re just little dudes

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Sometimes depending on where you live you can just go outside and there’ll be a little dude there, scurrying

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Just a little dude can you believe this

[ex0skeletal-undead]

oh my god i didn’t even think about their little bones

[those]

why are u gay

i wanted to make my life more difficult