Macca_roni

And on the 8th day, god said "let there be good boys!"

[shisabun]

To quote my mother, who grew up under a dictator:

"Dictatorships are born in whispers."

Pay attention to every bill or executive order. Don't ask how it'll benefit the country. Ask how it'll benefit the one trying to get it passed. You'll start noticing the whispers.

To those who say, "Stop reading between the lines." No. Always read between the lines. Never take a politician at face value. This goes for all politicians regardless of party.

Look at their history, listen to their words, and ask yourself, "How is this benefiting them?"

[legoobsessionist]

[allsadnshit]

has anyone else noticed a quiet but unbearable sadness and nostalgia this week

[lennonxmacca]

Beat the Meatles - New York Post // 09/12/2018

[adaycalledx]

It has been one year

[angelicguy]

[strikerenterprise]

[cantabilechaos]

Me reading the title: ugh this is gonna be some tightass who thinks tattoos are trashy or something 🙄

Me reading what the tattoo was:

[rottingfacade]

girl nervously googling “top ten normal objects to own”

[faewaren]

Nicknames: when you shorten someone’s name affectionately

Nicholasnames: when you elongate someone’s name affectionately

[theconcealedweapon]

"But helping poor people should be voluntary."

And even when it is, people still have a problem with it.

[memeuplift]

[funnytwittertweets]

[anexperimentallife]

[suriel]

this reply in the comments tho

[thatdisasterauthor]

This did not go where I expected from the first tweet and now I am laughing so hard I am crying.

[swarnpert]

my favorite thing is to say "investing in" instead of "buying"

[amazoogle]

just closed on a big deal with a major grocery chain vis-a-vis the procurement of some fresh strawberries

[kindlygoblin]

[cosmicanger]

[solarsyrup]

always some kind of fucking temperature

[intensional]

One thing about me is I am not doing so well

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

[lelouch]

[gunkmusher-deactivated20240613]

this actually reminds me of when i was in second grade and it was snack time but we had been misbehaving so they gave us assigned seats on the rug and i had to sit next to this girl who’s snack was mangoes but i didn’t like her because she bullied me so i told the teacher that i was allergic to mangoes and i couldn’t sit next to her and my teacher was like “oh it doesn’t say anything about any food allergies on this paper right here you might have to update the school nurse on that” so i went to the school nurses office and she called my mom and my mom was like (and i genuinely have no idea why) but my mom was like “yeah sure she’s allergic to mangoes” so then the school had on paper that i was allergic to mangoes so at this point i was like in wayyy to deep so i just pretended to be allergic to mangoes for the next 5 years like i went full throttle into this lie i even came up with a backstory to explain how i found out i was allergic to mangoes it got to the point where even my parents just genuinely believed i was allergic to mangoes until one day when i was 12 i just came clean and explained the story to my parents and they where like “yeah that sounds like something you’d do” but anyway i never got to enjoy my new found mango freedom until about a year later when i was over at my friends house and they had mangoes and i was like “actually i haven’t had a mango in 6 years” and they where like “omg they’re so good you have to try some” so i did and they were sooooo good like i look exactly like the picture above i was gobbleing that shit up like cookie monster it was insane and anyway basically 20 minutes later i broke out in hives.