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Dawn-28-NC //pronouns r she/her//sideblog for music/movies/shows @nescafe-and-ice

[comradetork]

i was playing b52s at work and this old guy i was ringing up goes "this band was out to friggin lunch"

[wonderarium]

this sewing pattern just touched me while i was in the middle of reading it

[bannertanks]

[ghosthierophant]

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a headache

daily

weekly

monthly

couple times a year

yearly or less

Remaining time: 2 days 6 hours

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a tummy ache

daily

weekly

monthly

every couple months

yearly or less

Remaining time: 2 days 6 hours

[topgunvolleyballscene]

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

[silvermoon424]

Nazis crashing the fuck out at Elmo for no reason is one of my new favorite genres. Literally this pic:

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

this post has more people in my inbox defending working for lockheed martin than you'd expect

[redstonedust]

always good to have friends who are at least 5 years older than you and friends who are at least 5 years younger than you. being the youngest person you know will make you feel like an inexperienced child who knows nothing of the world. being the oldest person you know will make you feel like the joker.

[yoursminehourss]

honestly i think im good without that thanks

[minotauri]

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

[official-michigan-posts]

my beautiful toxic air #michigannumber1

#mysmoke

[yojfull]

It's a great day for masking in the Midwest!

[achillesinhighheels]

[greeniery]

mommy needs her head smashed in with a brick

[topherchris]

[powerburial]

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

[thottielamottie]

this post is scripture to me like this is a seminal text. to me

[uncertainlys]

i hope everything works out in the end because i am so so scared

[torsnach]

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

[beardedmrbean]

[filthburger]