dumb corps

I'm Liz and I play bass bone and euphonium | Paradigm '16'17 plates captain | music ed

[okayysophia]

Museum date???? Coffee shop date???? Art gallery date???? Walk in the park date???? Late night walk date???? Nap time date???

[setheverman]

[rosiemutual-deactivated20180308]

RB IF YOU ARE BI, SUPPORT BI PEOPLE, OR LIKE CATS

[setheverman]

hey guys casual reminder that i don’t know what the fuck i’m doing

[gublernews]

[steelplatedhearts]

anyway this is the only theory I will accept now

[necrophilofthefuture]

[lampsarepeopletoo]

Meet Pickles, aka “Catasaurus Rex.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

[lazulisong]

SOMEONE LOOKED AT THAT CAT AND DECIDED TO NAME IT PICKLES IM DEAD

[princesstigerbelle]

The cutest monster kitty

[bunney]

My friend and i are SO STONED walking down the sidewalk and an ambulance drove by so we walked to the far right side of the sidewalk and stopped

[annoyinglibra]

lawful neutral

[berry-bat]

“It’s their job to do that. You don’t have to say thank you”

[fifty-shadesofgay]

can we please have more aggressively polite memes in the world???

[expressing-blackness]

I relate to this heavily 😭

[skatoon-network]

I forgot I took these a e s t h e t i c band pictures

[sheikhzahir-deactivated20160528]

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The world @ America.

[backtoabnormal-deactivated20180]

So many things kill me in this video:

1. How she just tappin random buttons in the beginning

2. How she says “I am confusion”

3. The way she says “explain”

[polyglotfrog]

I thought I’d lost this forever. I will forever reblog.

[bearinmke]

I’m deceased

[braxtonthomas]

This gets me

[1000drawings]

by Matt Talbert

[girlslikewolves-deactivated2016]

Men’s clothes, right?

My 20 year old 6 foot something skinny beanpole brother is a size medium t-shirt.

My 71 year old 5 foot 8 average weight dad is a size medium t-shirt.

My uncle who is built like Captain freaking America is a size medium t-shirt.

I can wear a men’s size medium t-shirt.

Women’s clothes?

Depends on the phases of the moon, your star sign, and whether you’ve looked at a picture of a chicken recently.

What even.

[thetrillestqueen]

Accurate.

[nicollekidman]

*likes your personal post that i don’t fully understand or have context for just so you know i’m listening and i care about you*

[bruisemark]

She thicc

Thoughtful Honest Interesting Caring Compassionate

[candiikismet]

Especially the last one

[leftboob-enthusiast]

(to the tune of The Final Countdown) it’s a mental breakdown

[thesilencedmasses]

*off-key kazoo*

[alexander]

After vine died we are reduced to text form vines