Ash

21+ | She/Her or They/Them | Tag for my creations: Ashley's things. | Multifandom, multishipper. | Sometimes nsfw

[garnetdawn]

my bird man <3

[bleeding-empress]

So uh, I’m alive? Hopped on to follow a friend back and wow this app is different now.

[honeytuesday]

there is so much love to be found in the mundane: the clink of mismatched mugs crowding the countertop, buying bruised fruit at the market to make sure everyone finds a home, the gentle rocking of the washing machine syncing up with your heartbeat, rubbing your legs together under fresh blankets like a little cricket, the perfect crunch of an exceptionally crisp chip, jumping straight into a rain puddle and getting a good splash, that first soul-deep stretch after waking up, tucking your face into your favorite sweater and feeling the world slow to a halt, even just for a little bit.

[bleeding-empress]

Just wanted to let all my KanamexZero shippers know that there’s a KaZe/Zeka discord 👀👀

[phantom-banned]

Can you please post links to good etsy stores for monster dildos? I can't find the original post, your search doesn't like me :/ thank you! Love your art! d(^u^)b

Yeah something about my search on this blog just sucks ass :///

But yeah! I can gladly link to that original fantasy dong recommendation post:  >> POST WITH LINKS TO SEVERAL KNOWN MONSTER/XENO DILDO MAKERS <<

Here are the specific stores I’ve come to really love~

https://www.etsy.com/shop/XenoCatArtifacts

https://www.etsy.com/shop/AKrowsNest

https://www.etsy.com/shop/StrangeBedfellas

https://www.etsy.com/shop/PleasureForge

https://www.etsy.com/shop/PhoenixflameForge

[poeticsuggestion]

i want a soft kind of love. i’m too worn out for anything else

[silverhawk]

bush dogs look kind of like if a dog & a bear hooked up one night and produced:

like………tiny/short but they have a bear look to them and are so darn cute

[anarchosurfism]

bearlet

[anxietyproblem]

[y-that-crazy-five-foot-two-chick]

[ketenkusu]

This is what hozier meant when he says he falls a little bit in love everyday with someone new

[actualmythicalcreature]

I once watched a girl in the produce aisle pick up a bushel of bananas that were precariously perched on the edge and move them farther back and under her breath she said “there you go sweeties - that will be more comfortable” before shuffling off and… I think about her often.

[cardiganstudies]

you’re sat at your kitchen table studying. you can hear the birds singing. you’re baking a loaf of bread. you’ve just understood a new topic. you’re happy.

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

I love going to Olive Garden to get bred

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

[unpatchedglitch]

getting absolutely rawed at the olive garden

[ghoulwizard]

fuck off

[topmemesdeluxe]

[kiiseru]

VKM 24 Cover || Zero and Ren || thank you snow for the scan

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

peter has a lot more spidery habits than he initially lets on, because….no one could possibly relate and he doesn’t want to feel weird. but one day he realizes they pretty much all sound like shitposts so he just starts tweeting them out and gets big popular. 

like, not even on his spider-man twitter. @ peterbparkour tweets out something like “I’ve officially decided chewing is too much of a chore. excited to announce from now on I’ll release venom that melts all my food into a convenient liquid which I’ll then drink from a fun and sexy crazy straw” and it has 40 million replies that all say ‘same’ 

“just stubbed my toe really fucking bad so I’m gonna rip my leg off- hope it doesn’t take to long to grow back!’ ‘yea it be like that’

“to the man who just stole my backpack on the subway- sir please. please. my eggsack is in there. sir please. they’re just babies they’re scared they’ll devour you SIR PLEASE MY EGGSACK” ‘haha this guys wild’

“the temperature has started going down so it’s time for me to hibernate!!!! see you all in 7 months!!! :)” and someone goes ‘worm’ and he replies “spider, actually”

[insufficiently-advanced]

peter’s subscribed to bucky barnes’s accidental shitpost twitter

[insufficiently-advanced]

wait no they’re subscribed to each other and reply to each other completely earnestly and honestly bc that is also indistinguishable from jokes

[cedar-roots]

@welove1stickyboi your tags are the best I’ve seen on this

[dappermouth]

My yearly autumn playlist is up! This one is for gently rotting leaves, foggy mornings where the air tastes ancient, and cold black nights. You can listen to it on Spotify: Wet Black Leaves

[mspollutedstar-deactivated20190]

Parents be like that’s my emotional support eldest daughter

[tragicallybeautifultiger]

parents be like that’s the third parent in the family, my eldest daughter

[artpigeons]

parents be like that’s my parent, my eldest daughter

[stupid-dyke]

Remember when Love, Simon said „I‘m just like you. I have a big house in the suburbs, i drive a brand new car, and I have 3 friends who like hanging out with me. I‘m just like you, except, I’m gay.“ and I thought, buddy, I have nothing in common with you except being gay

[attention-deficit-dragon]

Man losing stuff when you have ADHD is the worst. Stuff just like… vanishes. People will ask: when did you last have it? Well I don’t know dude. I just know it exists and I don’t know where it is currently doing that.

[woodle-dee-doodle-deactivated20]

It was there, but then it dimension shifted on me.

[twirlytumblfluff]

“PIcture it in your head: where do you see it?”

I dunno, man, I have a REALLY strong visual imagination; I can picture it down the back of the sofa or under a Mars rover with equal believability.

[aerialsquid]

“Where did you last have it?”

“No clue. My life is a constant detective game of tracking down where I most logically would have been half an hour ago.”