incorrect-kpop-quotes

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seungmin: so hyunjin, what are we?

hyunjin: uhh I think it's a safe bet to say korean, unless you meant it as a philosophical question then I'd say human

seungmin: ...

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felix: im bisexual

seungmin: so you can have a boyfriend or a girlfriend?

felix: yeah

seungmin: but you're not dating right now.... so are you on standbi?

felix: get out

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hyunjin: ugh god youre so infuriating

jisung: ooh i bet youre just resisting the urge to kiss me right now

hyunjin: im actually resisting the urge to commit homicide

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minho: wanna see a magic trick?

hyunjin: sure

minho: poof all my fucks are gone

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felix: my neck, my back

changbin: my crippling anxiety attack

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wonwoo: why the hell would you do that??

mingyu: i don't know! i also dont want me to be doing what im doing, we dont need two people calling my dumb ass out

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jackson: if you dont want to cuddle, just tell me

mark: ok fine, i dont really want to cuddle right now

jackson:...

jackson: so what youre saying is that you hate me

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Jeongin: i made a cake!its not the best though...

Minho: well at least you tried, but never try again <3

Hyunjin: you can chase your dreams, just not this one ;)

Felix: there's always room for improvement, just not in this room ❤❤

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Hyunjin: im bisexual

Felix: oh my god hide the bikes

Jeongin: no one is allowed to make biscuits from now on

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Chanyeol: hey this party high-key sucks, wanna get out of here?

Sehun: it's my birthday party ?

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Are you the 5th track of stray kids' clé 1: miroh? Cuz you're a knockout

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seungmin: bad news, our flight has been cancelled

hyunjin: omg tea what'd it do?

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mingyu: hey wonwoo, guess what my jackets made out of

wonwoo: wool?

mingyu: no, boyfriend mat-

wonwoo: youre gonna get cold if youre wearing anything other than wool, here take my jacket

mingyu, tearing up: o-ok

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Felix: hey changbin, what's your street name?

Changbin: spear b

Felix: you live on a street called... spear b?

Changbin, flustered: no-

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Felix to Changbin: You may have thick thighs but i have a thick heart

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Chan: hey jeongin why are you standing outside?

Jeongin in tears: felix said I didnt pass the vibe check so I'm not allowed inside the dorms

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Seungmin: so what are you gonna be for halloween?

Hyunjin: I was thinking maybe a mouse

Minho walking by: slut