Spaaace

Hi! My colleagues and I are cats. In space. Enjoyer of murderbot, imperial radch, SAYER, mission to zyxx, and a bunch of other stuff!

[g-r-o-g]

small, round, not built for space travel

[wolfythewitch]

Do you guys wanna see the version of bloodymary im somewhat invested in

[wolfythewitch]

Imagine you float up from near death and some old guy is poking you in the face and humming

[wolfythewitch]

Okay wait one more

[wolfythewitch]

Trying to script a comic is really funny when none of these rocks have faces

[wolfythewitch]

The current name options for the new kitten is

- Ajax (my suggestion)

- Jesse Pinkman (my brother's suggestion)

- Paris (my suggestion, no one liked it)

[wolfythewitch]

I don't have a good picture yet, picking him up this weekend, but this is what he looks like hehe

[snailspotter]

the daily snail hall of fame, vol 3

[enameledcoppergirl]

Transformative sex. You have been changed for the better.

[javascript-official]

Linear transformative sex. You have been rotated and stretched in a way that preserves parallel lines

[ewoly5]

Non-linear transformative sex. You have been translated and moved to a different location discriminately. You’re french now

[javascript-official]

Transformer sex. Whoahh mama Optimus prime got some biggg tiddies

[wayfire-official]

Transformative sex where I don’t need to licence your genitals, for example through critique and review

[onlymetalmolars]

Recently switched to Clip Studio Paint and I drew some Rocky’s for practice.

[biorust-art]

New MI promotional poster just dropped what do yall think

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[Image description: Two drawings of Three from the Murderbot Diaries. Three is a east asian person with short cropped black hair. it wears a black jumpsuit with yellow, blue and red stripes across the chest and arms. it also wears skydiving gear and hangs in open air. in the first picture, it holds onto a bar and gives a thumbs up with a SecUnit neutral face. the caption says 'hang in there' with small text that says 'brought to you by the PanSystem of Mihira and New Tideland University Machine Intelligence program' The second is of Three as a small figure in the upper left corner as it drops into the sky with a stock still posture. END ID]

[bluemuffin-draws]

Ambush hunters

Part 3 of the comic

||Part 2 ||

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

its been 6 months and im still not over this. easily best and most hilarious play in baseball history

[enigmasalad]

I don’t know shit about baseball but I do know about tomfoolery

[kushblazer666]

[flowercrownsylveon]

[theinturnetexplorer]

I can honestly say i’ve never seen a more entertaining ladle.

[analog-television]

i learned about a stupid looking bird today and i cant stop laughing

its called a crested satinbird (cnemophilus macgregorii)

[bace-jeleren]

[batterbees]

[bob-artist]

You can't just nerf him without admitting that he was too powerful in his original form

[goodieprocter]

I feel like someone might have done this one, but if they did I couldn’t find it

@justcakethanks

[razielim]

i like to think that the reason janity keeps shooting murderbot weird looks is bc she is VERY familiar with leonide's endless tirades about wanting to THROTTLE some fuck-ass secunit that is absolutely the WORST person she's ever met, and she's not convinced it even IS a secunit; it doesn't LOOK like one and all the humans that are supposed to be "controlling" it love it to PIECES and also seem to follow its ORDERS (??) rather than simply take its assessments under advisement, and what she wouldn't give to hire security that mindbogglingly competent for herself and the whole family but not like. specifically THAT "'"secunit""' bc it's an ASSHOLe and she HATES it and also it saved her life in an absolutely impossible situation and that makes her want to STRANGLE it with her bare hands. her techs STILL can't understand how the hell it had hacked its way into controlling HER ENTIRE FUCKING SUPPLY TRANSPORT and also she still can't figure out how it had managed to STOP DEAD that one secunit that was about to break the whole door down or *drags hands down face* where the FUCK did the university or preservation or whoever GET THAT THANG

so janity is looking at this thing and thinking. this looks. a lot. like mom's description of the fuck-ass secunit

which is both bewildering, bc it's?? here?? somehow?? why?? but also, going off memories of her mom's stories about its STAGGERING quantities of competence... it showing up is the single most reassuring thing that could POSSIBLY have happened in their situation

[whumpster-fire]

#this is one of the reasons i kinda wished leonide had survived#i wanna watch murderbot snark her into realizing it's a person#and also i think naja could bully her about it and it would just be so so funny#also i want desprately want a fabulous asshole of a character that turns into a poor wet meow meow but a woman#we saw her crack a little under pressure#but i would have liked to see her break when she realized how her second husband betrayed her#and be built back up again by these (from her perspective) dirty hippies and their annoying fucking microwave#PLEASE i need to see her having FEELINGS about her youngest child clinging on to MURDERBOT of all people#cause she's as familiar with it as she is with her own mother#give me some fucking cats in the cradle by harry chapin shit and murderbot just NOT HAVING TIME FOR THAT SHIT#CAUSE THEY NEED TO CATCH THE DAMN BOAT

This but also we were robbed of Murderbot directing its complaints about the Torus's horrible transit infrastructure towards Leonide personally, even when they're in a zone that has zero affiliation with Barish Estranza. And I think it would be an excellent step in Murderbot's growth to, instead of going "It is easier for everyone if people just don't acknowledge that I'm a person," take the step of going "Actually when you're standing right next to someone who does treat me like a person even though we've had issues it makes me notice that it is kind of annoying, but also the concept of me being a person obviously makes you extremely uncomfortable so I'm going to refuse to let you pretend I'm not one, and I also don't feel like pretending to be a normal secunit around Mensah's family or trying to make you think of me as an appliance while also pretending to be human to everyone else on this stupid torus."

[poorlemons]

goofy shitpost, murderbot vs The Slouch

[poorlemons]

skirt with gun pocket. that's it