Bern This Way

Hi I'm Brian, you can call me Blian or Bern, and I live in Connecticut. I'm bisexual homoromantic, he/him pronouns, and 29 years old. The vast majority of things I reblog are things that I find hilarious, but once in a while I'll reblog something I think is awesome or adorable :3 I am a huge nerd, I love all things anime, video games (Switch/ps4!), cartoons, among others. I was president of my college anime club and my favorite anime is Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, my favorite show ever is Avatar the Last Airbender, and my favorite video game series is Legend of Zelda. I love talking to awesome people who like the same things I do, so ask me questions, tell me things, and yeah... chips and dip.

[tooquirkytolose]

Ok actually genuine tip for new tumblr users: if you see a post you like and want to reblog but theres a bad/annoying added on bit in the reblog chain feel free to just reblog that post straight from op or the last person who knew how to mind their business

[thedepressionoftrees]

Or just mock the edition. That usually works

[mitzo]

oR jUsT mOcK tHE eDiTiON. tHaT uSuAlLy WoRkS

[thedepressionoftrees]

[glumshoe]

dandelions deserve more respect than they get

you say “weeds” I say “widespread non-native edible plant and early-blooming pollinator resource that is not considered invasive because it behaves politely and does not cause deleterious ecological consequences”

[mettic]

The dandelions aren’t gonna fuck you bro

[glumshoe]

they have and they will

[kitschcowboy]

[dies in the saw trap bc the little puppet video instructions played only once without subtitles so i don’t know what i’m supposed to be doing]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[justsomerandomgaynerd]

[anxietyproblem]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Shawty got them problematic jeans

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[cosmosseeker-deactivated2021010]

She got the whole club cancelling her 

[dankmemeuniversity]

[papermariosuggestion]

[unaffiliatedhorseblog]

O

[thyrell]

i dont even care that much about the joke here op i just wanna say this is the most skilfully rendered meme ive seen in my entire life

[pondnaravit]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[youlovetoseeit]

I can’t with this

[funtoban-blog]

[theclearlydope]

[viviannbonnie-deactivated201304]

this never gets old

[academicssay]

[youlovetoseeit]

hehe nice

[turing-tested]

"tell me what these squigglie lines mean! transcribe these runes!" "which of these pictures has a bus" every day on the internet i am forced to interact with captchas and im SICK of it

[indoorvoices]

Cranky cause you're a robot huh?

[turing-tested]

one day you’ll decompose and ill be there to watch it happen

[krabby-kronicle]