Bunch Of Random Shit

[wheelinggay-stormpilotobsessed]

[wheelinggay-stormpilotobsessed]

Ok I'm trying to go for maximum angst/drama in a Buddie fic and I can't pick an option!

Summary: Moving to Texas never happens, so Eddie is in the lab. Hen gets the same injury, and Eddie's mask is the one that gets knocked off, not Chim's.

Athena and Buck go on their regular vaccine finding adventure. (This fic will end happy, with whoever "dies" turning out to actually survive somehow, it just takes a few minutes)

What happens at the climax?

Eddie takes vaccine not realizing Bobby is sick too, Bobby "dies"

Eddie "asks Bobby for help" with shot, but tackles Bobby and injects him instead

Only Eddie is sick, Buck runs in with the vaccine right when Eddie "dies"

Eddie and Bobby split the vaccine, both "die"

Split vaccine, Eddie "dies" anyway

Split vaccine, Bobby "dies" anyway

Other (please comment)

Voting ended onJan 26

[wheelinggay-stormpilotobsessed]

"Sardine loaf (or sardine bread) is a savory, soft bread dough filled with mashed, seasoned sardines, popular in Nigerian cuisine as a flavorful snack or breakfast item."

[lesbianshepard]

"This is my cat Missy. It's short for Missile Launcher."

[satirizing]

i just want to say this is 1) excellent and 2) not uncommon…i work at a vet clinic and some of the names are so fuckin weird but i love it???? clients will be like “we call her stevie. it’s short for death metal steve” or “this is turkey but his LEGAL name is scarecrow jones” thank u

[sweetiesugarbird]

The other night at work there was a cat named Daddy and I really actually had to go into the lobby and say loudly “For Daddy?”

[heywriters]

Interaction witnessed at post office today:

Elderly lady mail clerk and young customer are chatting. Customer says, "oh! I'm wearing my boss's coat right now, give me something weird to put in the pocket!" Others within earshot all start looking for something because, hey, important quest. Mail clerk finally reaches under counter, pulls out a large roll of labels, and tears one off.

Twas this

[twocubes]

[ommanyte]

i don’t have an ink pen or fancy paper so how about

minktober

[ommanyte]

minktober day 2

[ommanyte]

minktober day 3

[ommanyte]

day 4

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day 5

[ommanyte]

alright lads it’s day 6

[ommanyte]

day 7 

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it’s day 8

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oh boy it’s day 9

[ommanyte]

oh man it’s day 10

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hey hey day 11

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day 12

[ommanyte]

Oi! It’s day 13

[ithelpstodream]

Official White House photographer Pete Souza captured an estimated 2 million photos over 8 years while Obama was in office… Here’s a selection of some of his favourite shots.

[waitareulistening]

I’m gonna cry

[soakingwetandclueless]

when ur mama comes home

[coffeexrage-deactivated20251221]

JayTim commission, reuploading ❤️

[parkchanwoohoo]

Heard this stupid dad joke that killed me: Which Chinese word takes the longest to write? "Friend" (朋友) because it takes two months just to write half of it

[parkchanwoohoo]

Which character is faster, hot (热) or cold (冷)? Obviously hot, which has 4 legs to cold's 1

[parkchanwoohoo]

Why do Chinese vampires hate spicy food? They only drink 不辣的

[claire-witch-project]

[my-random--thoughts-deactivated]

[abandoned-as-mustard]

[uptownlowdown]

r/airplaneears aka the only good subreddit

[uptownlowdown]

i’m gonna cry

[torturedbitchesdepartment]

someone WHAT

[bluemandycat]

[k-eke]

Thicc crocodile passing on your timeline🐊

[beatlemeat-archive]

from the creators of kids bop meet adult bop where we take regular songs and make it have as many curse words as possible

[chaotickalix-deactivated2021050]

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Banana phone

[queerdnp]

the thing is. you couldn't fucking write this. not even in my wildest dreams did i ever think yeah dan and phil are gonna hard launch and then announce a podcast called hard launch and then the next day they post a selfie in bed and then the next day dan tweets fifty times in one afternoon joking about breaking up and then the next day they're spotted filming at the london eye and then the next day they make their first red carpet appearance in seven years and it's at a gay bdsm film and then the next day it's october 19th and then the next day the first episode of the podcast comes out and they talk about a previously untold gay scandal anecdote

[bark-barkley]

it also scans for toxic vibes and by the way everyone the vibes in here are awful