Frogs are family

Gluten free blog. Feel free to consume. 26, he/they, bi

[perplexingly]

learning important life lessons

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

thought one: yummy yummy

thought two: orange juice in my tummy

[bloodfreezer]

[melibemusca]

inspired by this brilliant @mo0nbugs post

transcript below the cut

Legolas, pacing the room while Bilbo placidly eats his dinner: I never expected to face the choice of Lúthien, or indeed to feel anything that would draw me away form the peace of my sylvan home. Everything now depends on whether my devotion is reciprocated. Bilbo, please, you must help me understand the inscrutable courtship customs of dwarves!

Gimli, sitting on the floor while Bilbo continues to eat but with less wine in his glass: I love an elf. Fuck my life.

[eli-drawsstuff]

A quick study with Tom Mckay ❤️✨

I'm really proud of the brushwork ngl 🤌🏼

[kuttenberg-gauntlets]

me: honestly the Sword is Cock in the knight on knight sex allegory isnt even that interesting or creative

kcd2: and then the camera pans from their two Naked swords, tastefully crossed, over to their naked bodies; both unarmed and vulnerable, and with each other - as close as they can be

me:

[chantssecrets]

🎨 by Alfonso del Moral

[gayteensupreme]

"queer-owned business" means nothing. OpenAI and Palantir are both queer-owned businesses.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

keep thinking about how I wrote in my dissertation about how every time a new form of public/social space emerges it's immediately popular with kids and teenagers who see it as a chance at freedom and then adults colonise it and kick them out. this happened with malls in the 80s and diners in the 50s and pool halls in the 20s. my dad was doing research on this trend in like 1975. and I was like "yeah so this is going to happen to the internet" and then five years later every government suddenly decided to ban kids from everywhere online. I hate being right especially when I don't even get paid for it

[throathole]

Bunny annoyed at the joyous mushroom

[vernadskova-deactivated20230803]

i bet cavemen were doing some pentatonix acapella shit all the time

[targetedknowledge]

[slut4suffering]

[glowcowboy]

WE HAVE ENOUGH DEAD FRIENDS by lena oleanderson [ID in ALT.]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I hope everyone involved in the decision to make astronauts use Outlook on their way to the moon never goes a day of their lives without stepping in a fire ant colony

[robogart]

A Nightcrawler Fanart: And Let's Make Them Fat! I did last year for patrons! :3c 💕💖

[ynnu-64]

day at the lake 🌱