Manipulative Mischief at a Quarter Till Tomorrow

Hi, I'm Briana. 18. Welcome to my blog of music, childish things, and general randoms posts. My Question Box is always open. Follow for Follow.

[blind2reality-blog]

me: i'll give you two dollars

college: .........tuition is $39,000

me: you're good. 2.50

[kitfoxart]

How is it that I’ve lived in Hawaii for nine years, been learning Hawaiian words and speaking pidgin back to my local friends for nine years, know how to say significantly more complex Hawaiian phrases, and yet I had to turn over a Puna Brewing Company bottle cap to find out that Lilo means “lost”?

And now my heart is busted.

[ruinedchildhood]

[hkjhgjklhkjl]

i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself

[amethystlesbian]

ghost queer. yes.

[nepsea-deactivated20190820]

algae femme!!!

[cleromancy]

witch hipster…. 

[tiredandcranky]

DREAM DAD. ANYONE WHO NEEDS A DREAM DAD, I’M YOUR DAD NOW

[jetmcfancy]

i got lizard grunge

[casino-night-zone]

star mom

come here, dream dad

[bipolarfenris-deactivated201610]

aggressive reminder that black women with disabilities are the lowest earning and least likely to be aided group of people in america and you should defend and protect them at all costs

[jimbenton]

[teasmoked]

Volcanic black sand beach in Amed, Bali. The most gorgeously surreal beach I’ve ever seen. Makes you feel like you’re walking on the ashes and bones of ancient earth.

[mykeybordibroken-blog]

maN I DONT CARE IF SOMEONE HAS A PORNSTARS VAGINA AND THE BIGGEST BOOBS AND THE LONGEST HAIR IF THEY SAY THEY ARE A BOY AND THEY IDENTIFY AS A BOY THEY ARE A FUCKING BOY DO YOU HEAR ME B O Y

[girl-in-the-dirtyshirt]

But they aren’t though

[mykeybordibroken-blog]

MOTHERFUCKER WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY GODDAMN CLEAN YOUR EARS YOU BIG OCEAN OF PETULANT CUM

[civilwhore]

typing without looking at the keyboard is my best and only skill

[youbeddastop]

Szme

[igglooaustralia]

Go off RIH!

[ambivalentlyyours]

[hitopslou]

you know what’s fun? letting people enjoy the things that make them happy

[firekrackers]

Tiny Hamster in a Tiny Playground

dear god i cannot handle how cute this hamster is

[rikkipoynter]

drschmoll………

[best-of-memes]

[gifsboom]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Video: Fritz the Golden Retriever is Hilariously Terrible at Catching Food

[atzulastorm]

[chrysaliissm]

OK SO MY FIRE ALARM JUST WENT OFF BECAUSE MY STEPFATHER BURNED SOME TOAST

BUT I DIDNT KNOW THAT

SO NOW MY PARENTS ARE IN HYSTERICS LAUGHING AT ME BECAUSE I RAN OUTSIDE WITH MY COMPUTER AND ITS CHARGER IN MY ARMS

MY FIRST THOUGHT IN A FIRE IS SAVE THE COMPUTER