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shiftythrifting

Submission from mossboss

#match this with a button up shirt with the buttons off by one

Pondering my horb.

spoke deeply to me.

They're opening the largest one from 1975 in like 19 months.

c4bl3fl4m3

Make that exactly 1 month from today!

hydrattan

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

communist-hatsunemiku

tumblr search function actually came through for me when I searched "hasselback potatoes" and found the exact video i was thinking of

kvetch19

beemovieerotica

idk if i told the full story on here but i signed up for a research study where they were testing a new opioid, and it was supposed to be up to 5 injections increasing the dose to see what people could tolerate

i got the first dose and almost immediately fainted. they had to call in a whole medical team and it was a huge fucking deal

i was kicked out of the study and got a phone call later where they were supposed to tell me what the drug was, so i could avoid it in the future. they told me it was saline water. a placebo. i fainted from the placebo effect.

anyway, it's been a few months and i just got an email from the same department asking me to be a research participant in a new study: testing the effects of open-label placebo.

open label placebo is when the subjects and the researchers all know it's a placebo. they're testing the power of my mind. my power to imagine anything.

i like to think that they chose me for this specifically based on their past experience with me. "get the guy who fainted like a little bitch boy from saline water." anyway i just submitted all my info and i'm looking forward to getting started.

cipheramnesia

placebos georg is fucking with the control group again

miseria-fortes-viros

my father just looked me in the eyes and said “it’s a dog eat dog world out here and i’ve got a Milkbone up my ass” cheers man i’ve legitimately never heard that one before

curseworm

this sentence came so far out of left field i reflexively closed the tab and had to open it up again to take this screenshot. i mean like yes its true that mushrooms are not plants but ive literally never ever ever ever met or even heard of anyone anywhere at any time who has used this definition of a plant-based diet

curseworm

im left with so many questions. does she not use yeast? if her definition of “plant based diet” is so literal that it doesnt include mushrooms, does it also not include salt? does she not eat fermented food because bacteria arent plants? why does she not eat fungi? clearly its not an issue of taste, she praises the taste here. does she think theyre unhealthy somehow? does she have moral objections to eating fungus? i would like to interview her

followthebluebell

there’s clearly a morel issue here

courtkossai

jackson-imbecille

Wait, did y’all actually hate gym class? I thought that was just like, a cartoon jokey joke.

It’s okay

It sucks

It sucks because of physical disability

It’s so fucking fun like bro you get to run and play and stuff

Nuance type answer

I didn’t have gym class

Voting ended onMay 26, 2025

I remember skipping my 4th hour class nearly every day for the second semester one year because my 4th hour was gym first semester and I could go there and play and run and have fun because the teachers thought I was still in the class.

I loved gym class so much, more than any other class, including art class.

#it was pretty fun most of the time except the one time a year we ran a mile #the rest of the time we did stuff like mission impossible (get to the other side without touching the gym floor)#i was always pissed when i got placed on a team where no one else wanted to play volleyball or the sport of the day #fucking kick the ball bitches stop gossiping and horsing around