blindmanbaldwin

''Love everyone and forgive everyone, including yourself'' - Jim Henson | He/Him Letterboxd | Bluesky

[ireniggg]

I fuck wit title-only text posts. this shit is like talkin in an apartment hallway loud as fuck out the window

[oncce-againn]

My alone time is for everyone’s safety

[oh-good]

Young Cathy and Heathcliff find a half staved unconscious Jane Eyre on the moors and poked her with a stick to see if she's dead. She isn't roused by their proding and they don't care enough to try and help her so it isn't mentioned in either book.

[achillesinhighheels]

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things ?

[marinersubmariner]

fortunate son

[notaplaceofhonour]

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

[notaplaceofhonour]

that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.

[notaplaceofhonour]

I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah

[vinceaddams]

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

[acepalindrome]

‘did the journal factory explode’ shut the fuck up. I do actually want to know the mundane little things about my friends’ lives! I want to know that your cat just did a big stretch, and you’re cramming for finals, and you’re getting tacos from your favorite food truck for dinner! I like hearing about your day!!!

[acepalindrome]

Actually, on that note! Tell me something about your day! Tell me you saw an interestingly shaped cloud or ate a particularly good apple for lunch or are looking forward to watching your favorite show after work tonight!

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[spacetwinks]

think about how shitty a boyfriend yogi bear would be. “hey today let’s steal a picnic basket” hey today let’s do literally anything else, yogi. fuck you

[echotunes]

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

[fuck-philip-banks]

[wintersnails]

assigning Scully to the X-files was the funniest thing the US government ever did because imagine you send this logical, rule-following scientist to spy on the Basement Weirdo but instead they fall in love and soul-bond so intensely that it’s actually a legitimate threat to national security. all the super-important super-evil government conspiracies are at risk because you (the US government) accidentally pulled the best matchmaking job in history and now they’re so in love and oh shit they’re breaking into another top-secret facility, they’re discovering evidence of another war crime, they’re gazing longingly into each other’s eyes next to a crashed ufo and it’s all your fucking fault

[hollyfig]

A date in the sky

[hychlorions]

generally you shouldn't write run-on sentences because they get confusing and it doesn't give the reader a break. that doesn't apply to me though my run-on sentences are fun and understandable and they have a rhythm to it that makes you want to keep reading

[aropride]

TAYLOR WANT SHEET METAL

[razielim]

that's it that's the nutshell genai is in

[frostedpuffs]

seeing a coworker already in the break room when you go in there is like an unskippable cutscene