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[thefloatingstone]

I don't watch Wrestling nor Japanese Wrestling but sometimes I come across photos and they do very specific things to my brain I can't identify

[thefloatingstone]

another one

[dummy-dot-exe]

by Fuji@NotFuji_

[itseasytoremember]

So this one time I was in a hospital recovering from an emergency surgery on my leg, and had to be there long enough that they had to change my bedding, so, doped up on three kinds of pain meds and antibiotics my dad wheels me into the hallway while the nurses work.

"dad" I say, my eyes barely open "it's Colonel Sanders" while pointing down the hallway. He looks, and at the end of the hallway, there's a portrait of an old man, the donor who paid for the wing of the hospital I'm recovering in.

My dad explains as much to me, and goes "I mean the guy *kinda* looks like him, but why would Colonel Sanders pay for a hospital wing Mississauga Ontario? I think those drugs might me messing with you"

Then the nurse comes out of the room. I go "hey, who is that picture of?"

She looks at the portrait. She looks at me. She looks at my dad. She looks at the painting. She looks at me again.

"you don't recognize the Colonel??"

[the-haiku-bot]

Then the nurse comes out

of the room. I go “hey, who

is that picture of?”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[iraffiruse]

[tim-official]

see every time i see this status i get angry because i’ve played through literally every scenario in rct1 and there is no place where this is a thing. there is never more than one park per map. and in rct2 you can’t make that happen i the scenario editor either. it is not remotely within the game’s functionality to simulate two discrete parks and these games were coded in assembly for christ sake so it’s not like someone modded it in by adding the line “int const TOTAL_NUM_POSSIBLE_PARKS = 2;”. there is no conceivable way this post is anything close to true and even though i know how writing all this out reflects upon me as a person and even though i know exactly how meaningless and trifling of a takedown attempt this is on some random facebook screencap with hundreds of thousands of notes im going to post it anyway because i’m too petty to have any say in the matter

[my-dailydreams]

[tourdion]

say what you will about the reserve bank of india these are some cracking coins

[theradicalkanji]

[cuntubus]

[goth-queen]

[starghosts]

The shadow hands of god.

[brucesterling]

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

Dan is losing his mind

[she-ramen]

the she-ra reboot makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

[she-ramen]

the kids these days dont know this masterpiece…they will learn

[logan-exe]

the Masters of the Universe remake makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

[brucebocchi]

sorry to post facebook videos on main but the sound of jello going through an industrial shredder is both mesmerizing and horrible

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

i’m losing my mind

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction

[avatardoggo]

oh

GROOVE WITH ME BABY

[lizluvscupcakes]

Ya gotta have

✨⭐️ SOUL ⭐️✨

[voidgremlinguege]

DONT STOP ME NOW!

[toasthag]

me .01 seconds after emphatically saying yes to plans

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[gossamermouse]

this is not a place of honor

[jackviator]

[dinosaurana]

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

[hamsternamedmarinette]

Seinfeld episode that takes place in Miraculous Paris

Jerry's new girlfriend thinks it's a red flag that he's never gotten upset enough to attract an akuma. Kramer joins a pool to place bets on how akuma battles will end up. Elaine starts dating the perfect man, but her attraction to him nosedives when she finds out he's been akumatized and his akuma form was really weird-looking and embarrassing. George pokes fun at her situation, but then he ends up akumatized for a super inane reason and his akuma form is the ugliest one by far.

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Jerry: My girlfriend thinks its weird I never been akumatized. George: Wait you've never been akumatized? You must have gotten akumatized at some point. Jerry: Im serious I have never been akumatized Kramer: (Walks in holding 100 bucks)Hey Jerry! Man I am making bank with these new bets. The fights only end in one way, with the akuma going down. George: Kramer, you've been akumatized right? Kramer: Of course I have, I got akumatized again last month. A pigeon pooped in my soup and I couldnt get a refund for the soup. Became the Refunder. It was a weird tuesday. George: See? Everyone has gotten akumatized. Hell, I am surprised I am not akumatized right now. Your girlfriend has a point. Jerry: Well I havent and I never will. Maybe I am just one of those guys who is immune. George: No one is immune to being akumatized. Jerry: Yea there is because its me. Elaine: (Walks in) Hey guys, is it shallow of me to break up with a guy because his akumatized form is ugly. George: Elaine you cant blame a guy for his akuma form, thats not something he has control over. Elaine: turns on the tv to show the news that shows the guy's akuma form. (the 3 guys wince) Kramer: I would break up with him. Jerry: Yea, thats why I am never getting akumatized. Elaine: Wait, you've never been akumatized? George: He says he's never been akumatized. Elaine: Well you gotta get akumatized. Jerry: I am not getting akumatized and thats final

(several scenes later Jerry ends up getting akumatized)

[deusvervewrites]

Your Honor, just because I haven't yet written their first meeting doesn't mean that I don't love them.