bonjour bonnylass

orange juice enthusiast, cruise control appreciator, 24, sc

[thebelchers]

[redbelles]

SESAME STREET: BLOOPER REEL ↳ Starring Robin Williams & Elmo | Original episode aired 03/15/1991.

[afeelgoodblog]

blessed rescue

[smitethestate]

Me as that Uber driver:

[10i7]

i want to exist only at night when everything is calm

[clockworkrobotic]

the wildest thing happened to me the other day i found out a male coworker is into irish music so i told him that my dad is an irish musician and would he like to come to a session and he straight up irl said to me “name 5 irish songs your dad knows”

[clockworkrobotic]

he asked me if i play and i told him i played the fiddle when i was a teenager but havent played in years and he was like “oh cool. i play drums” as in a drum kit you know the famously folkish instrument the drum kit. bitch my name is molly o'reilly you really wanna challenge the legitimacy of my irish music involvement

[clockworkrobotic]

i can name 5 songs with my name in them

[mightguy-31]

[memeuplift]

[niceshibe]

[lulxdd-deactivated20161010]

he’s trying to confess to her…. but shes shy!!!

[qqqqqqqqqwe-deactivated20170301]

the drama

[seeklight-deactivated20210703]

This is between them TBH please respect their space

[books-n-quotes]

“The minute you get a religion you stop thinking. Believe in one thing too much and you have no room for new ideas.” - Ray Bradbury, The October Country

[mitski-miyawakis]

“do your parents know?”

bitch, the only thing my parents know about me is just enough to identify me on a morgue table.

[psych2go]

[nashvillehotshrimp]

I’ve posted this before, but I will never be over it.

[beewatch-deactivated20200725]

[skellydun]

had a sex dream about adam sandler what do u think that means

[skellydun]

I think it means I need a lobotomy

[llleighsmith]

a blessing for the simple things — when the sunlight is warm and welcome, an extra sweet strawberry, birds making melodies in the treetops, the sound of wind through the reeds, a dog who misses you when you’ve gone, the way light glitters in ocean waves, when those waves crash just right, spraying you with salt and making you smile, the memory of a meal you love so vivid you can taste it, when your stomach starts to hurt from laughing so much, that first burst of green after a long and grey winter, coming home to where you are welcome, the promise of breakfast.

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

We stan!!!!

chaotic good

[exploding-plastic-inevitable]

There’s a happy ending to, because the robbery was unsuccessful, the couple ended up getting the money Eden needed from a movie inspired by em! Also John only had to serve part of his sentence. Check out their wedding photos btw they’re beautiful.

[itsanidiom]

reblogging because I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I’ve never seen the happy ending!! 

[twitblr]

how is this legal?

[twitblr]

They got her back in the middle of the turn up

[atlas-prime]

Renaissance painting energy