Harharharharhar

[reticent-vampire]

he looks so lonely 😭

[fruitgravies]

portrait of the highest bidder

insta • twt • bsky

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

[onemillionspiders]

To be fair, my cousin is referred to as "he" in the math problem

[mcgravin]

Cousin Throckmorton has come out as trans? Wow, the world is beautiful.

[bookishbon]

i'm actually crine, why is twitter so fucking funny

[skyrigel]

[sarinataylor]

shane freaking out post vegas because he swallowed but the sochi 2014 russian doping scandal is picking up steam in the sports world and????

[veryintricaterituals]

Daniel: hey what's up you guys!!! My boyfriend wants to tell you a bit of gossip, it's his first time on camera in 500 years so you BETTER be nice. Okay, you go baby

[ssentinl]

computa make this guy supa gay and doomed

computa that’s too doomed computa what have you done

[rororoyourboatthefuckaway]

Went on twitter again, instantly regretted it, but this made me laugh

[r3burials]

i just think he would talk during movies

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[kat-in-a-trashcan]

shout out to my local hot topic with this display in the window

[sillystigmata]

Armand saw this and then made Larry kill himself by walking in front of the subway.

He really said y’all wanna be funny, I’m about to be hilarious.

[c-bassmeow]

This is the funniest tweet of the entire year

[blitzocrowleysversion]

if the entire next episode isnt just devils minion shit talking and then psychosexually beating each other up, imma be pissed.

[justrents]

I love them hehe. So sad we didn't get like any scenes with them though. Their whole relationship is just off screen and it's pissing me off.

[nhyhu]

she wanted to say yes,