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@blitzpony133
The worst part of being an adult is realising how horrifyingly in control of your life you are.
I’ve always wanted to open a fantasy/RPG/nerd themed bar and I realised I could literally drop out of my degree and open said fantasy/RPG/nerd themed bar. I obviously don’t have the money to because I’m doing my degree, but I want to.
Indiana Bones.
Someone: “People would never do anything without monetary gain”
Dungeon masters, Minecraft players, fanfic writers:
You’re so right
Wikipedia editors Community moderators for discord servers, forums, and twitch channels Animal shelter volunteers People who put back extra carts at the grocery store People who pick up litter while they’re on a jog or walk to throw it away Humans Do Things. We dedicate a certain amount of our thing-doing capacity to making sure we survive, and in the society we’ve constructed that means Worrying about Money. But if you leave a human alone in a box with a pile of sand, we build castles.
Human beings want to be part of something. Even, perhaps especially, in a capitalist society, social connection is important. That might be picking up the park before an event, returning a grocery cart that ‘strayed’ or betaing fan fiction.
You know what my favourite thing about Critical Role is?
Percy motherfucking De Rolo. From an objective viewpoint the least remarkable character in Vox Machina. For a start he’s human and therefore has a lifespan of a mear blink of an eye in comparison to Keyleth for example. He doesn’t have any magic, either natural like Scanlan or from a religious connection like Pike. He suffered horrors beyond imagining and yet, this 20 something year old went out with his friends and fought a god. Not only that he holds the standing record for the most damage in a single attack. But what really gets me about him is how pivotal in the world of Exandria his life is; the invention of firearms, the source of residuum, things that 50 years on we are seeing the threads of. This tiny little nobody changed the fate of the world and I just love Percy so much ok.
Reblog if you go to fictional characters for comfort.
Whether it be when you feel you don’t belong, when you feel upset, when you’re angry, when you’re going through a hard time or when you’re feeling empty. (Social Experiment: I want to see how many people do this)
Fictional characters are familiar and often people we connect to but don’t have to feel like a burden when we feel sad or lonely
I think I might have a new horrible, terrible, fucking amazing story idea.
Okie dokie it took a very disturbing turn very quickly but here's the idea;
Imagine the tiniest, most wimpy, pathetic, pitiful dragon you possibly can. She's got blunt horns and blunt teeth, and her claws aren't very sharp! She's a little smaller than your average house cat! Her name is Altheria. Her hoard consists of;
One dirty gold coin
That's it.
And she's so little she can't even hold the coin in one paw. It's not a big coin, she's just little and doesn't have thumbs! 👍
So the other dragons are all bigger and greedy, and very mean to her. She's struggling to hold onto her one pathetic coin, and these other dragons are fucking HUGE with caves full of gold, yet they're super greedy and want all the gold they can get! So one of them sees Altheria's single little coin and steals it. She tries to fight back, but they're so big compared to her that they just bat her out of the sky like hitting a fly with fly swatter.
So she's lost her entire hoard in one night, and she's feeling pretty pathetic, when she sees a poster!
HELP WANTED - RESCUE PRINCESS ELIZABETH - REWARD 15,000 GOLD
and she gets a very bad idea, but she's pretty desperate and stupid so she does it anyway!
So the story follows Altheria as she blunders her way through this quest to save the kidnapped princess (so tragically taken days before her wedding!!!) And she kinda sucks at it. She mostly skates by because everyone looks at her and goes "She's so small!!! She's harmless!!!"
And there's this thing called The Gift that people are born with. Only people with The Gift can understand dragons, so no one knows what the fuck she's saying anyway. Everyone just ignores her!
Well Altheria makes it to the bandit infested fortress where the princess is only to discover....
Drum roll please!!!!
The princess wasn't kidnapped. She ran the fuck away because she was not vibing with that whole marriage thing. She's taken over this small army of bandits and become their leader. She's plotting to take over her father's kingdom and become queen instead of being sold off to some prince. She's building an army.
Elizabeth has offered every would-be rescuer to show up a choice; join her cause, or die. Out of 37 would be rescuers, only three have joined her. The other 34 she defeated and killed in single combat. Because she's a badass.
She then ransomed the bodies to their families for a shit load of money.
So Eliza has The Gift, and gives Altheria the same choice but with some added sugar; if Altheria joins up, she can be Eliza's treasurer.
Altheria takes one look at the 35,000 gold Eliza has built up, and Eliza promises they'll get even more gold if they can take over the kingdom... And Altheria is 100% on board!!!!
But the reason dragons need gold is simple; the more gold a dragon possess, the larger they grow. That's why Altheria was so small. She only had one coin! But now she has 35,000 that she (kinda, she shares with Eliza) owns.
Altheria starts growing again. Throughout their quest to take back the kingdom in Eliza's name, she gets bigger, her teeth and horns get sharper, her fire gets hotter... She becomes a fucking badass, just like Eliza.
That's as far as I've gotten so far.
This story is badass. hehe~ Imagine Eliza and Altheria going around defeating the other dragons that bullied Altheria before (in the sense of robbing; unless dragons do “fair and square” matches to get the Gold) and Altheria just becomes this extra huge, extra strong, extra badass dragon and the rest are now the tiny fly treatment dragons. XD hahaha
I have this image in my head of Altheria eating the alley cat that was mean to her in chapter one, but this works too
OP can I 🅱️lease draw fanart
I would die for you if you did
Bless
And you know I had to draw my favorite part
I'm actually crying oh my god I can't see the screen anymore my eyes are too blurry with tears in my god oh my god oh my god do you understand you're my favorite person now? Holy shit holy shit holy shit I love you she looks so little and perfect it's exactly how I pictured it thank you THANK YOU THANK YOU❤ ❤ ❤
I hope you know I've been sitting here in hysterics repeating SHE'S GOT A LITTLE FORK SWORD SHE'S GOT A LITTLE FORK SWORD SHE'S GOT A LITTLE FORK SWORD OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS SO MUCH OH MY GOD
I would absolutely buy this if it became a novel
depression and being in the closet stole my teenage years from me so if you catch me doing some juvenile shit in my late twenties mine your own damn business
me talking to myself trying to justify spending $12 on dice that glow in the dark
Look, if there was one lesson I learned about in being a happy adult, it’s that you gotta do all the stuff you wanted to do as a kid. You got a spare $12? Buy the dice that glow in the dark, you’ll love them! I have 4 sets that glow in the dark, they’re awesome!! You wanna see the butterfly exhibit but it costs an extra $1.50? Go do it! It’s worth it!! It’s so worth it! You wanna have some ice cream but you gotta ‘eat healthy’? What’s one ice cream cone?
Life is far too short not to live it, and it’s eaten up by the capitalist hellscape we live in. Go, live your life. Buy the dice, eat ice cream for breakfast.
christmas is coming soon so here’s lots of love for:
all the trans boys and nb people who are going to get “girl presents”
all the trans girls and nb people who are going to get “boy presents”
all the lesbians who are going to be asked why they don’t have a boyfriend
all the gay boys who are going to be asked why they don’t have a girlfriend
all the closeted kids who are going to have to listen to their families being homophobic and transphobic
all the lgbt kids who have to spend time with their abusive family members
all the lgbt kids whose families disowned them
all the trans boys and nb people who are going to have to dress feminine for their families
all the trans girls and nb people who are going to have to dress masculine for their families
lots of love to all of you, i wish you the happiest of holidays ❤️❤️❤️
This is one of the best lesbian movies i’ve seen and it’s a fricking car commercial
I suddenly inexplicably want a Renault Clio
friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food
me: can i have some
friend who lives hundreds of miles away: yes
Phandom please help me
What is that one video from like a thousand years ago where Dan gets a new camara and there’s a segment where he’s just running around screaming ‘BLUURRRYYYY’ and other shit like that. Please I’m losing my mind here.
Date Night.
I love and support all of them
My night has improved yet again
Trans lion :)
I wish there was an opposite to depression where instead of watching 7 straight episodes of Netflix I had the motivation to do 7 straight hours of work, but alas here I am having watched almost the entirety of tales of the city.
I was sad so I made a tiny fuzzy squish bean.
Tagging all my sad pals so if you’re sad they can make you happy too, and if you’re not they’re freaking adorable so enjoy my smol squish bean. Very smol, very squish, 11/10
(p.s they need a name and i’m taking suggestions)
@yourfavouriteravenclaw @youngwolfchaos @devilwearsmadammalkins @askyourlocalhufflepuff @septemberpond @a-sirius-mess @mr-flamed-maple @2yeetor2yoot @rose-before-hoes @not-your-doe @bumblebeaa
Arcanist Allura Vysoren meets The Mighty Nein
The moment the whole fandom lost their collective shit
The worst part of being an adult is realising how horrifyingly in control of your life you are.
I’ve always wanted to open a fantasy/RPG/nerd themed bar and I realised I could literally drop out of my degree and open said fantasy/RPG/nerd themed bar. I obviously don’t have the money to because I’m doing my degree, but I want to.
My experience of moving out of my parent’s house
I recently moved out of my parents house after years and years of living for that moment. I won’t go into a lot of detail but let’s just say my home town and that house are filled with a whole bunch of stuff that made me feel not great for a whole range of reasons. And when I finally spent my first night in my own room miles and miles away from anyone who made me feel that horrible way I had for so long, I felt so ecstatically happy and it was incredible. But as the week went on that feeling faded into a grey meh, it had become normal and I was so scared that the moment I had been clinging to because everything was going to be better hadn’t fixed me at all. But a dawning realisation hit me, just because it had become normal didn’t mean that I was spiralling down again. I wear short sleeves without even considering it, I don’t constantly have headphones around my neck in case I need to block everyone out, I sing along to my music, I’m not afraid to use my pronouns. I am unimaginably happier than I had been for such a long time. So I suppose there really are 2 messages here: 1. It really does get so so much better. And 2. Just because an amazing thing looses its buzz from when it first happens does not mean that it’s not still amazing and it doesn’t still make you just as happy. It’s been a long one, thank you if you stuck with me and I hope this gives at least 1 person a little hope💙
