1999

[preathtimeline]

March timeline is up!

→ here {access on a browser} → alternative link if using the Tumblr app {links to some tags will not work correctly}

[preathtimeline]

hey idk if this is intentional or not but the links in the mobile timeline lead to the general tumblr tag instead of tags on blogs which means that in some cases you have to scroll through a bunch of junk posts if the tag is nkt specific enough. This also means that we don't see reblogs with those tags from previous timeline blogs

Welp. I have good news and bad news.

The bad news is that Tumblr is, to no one’s surprise, a flaming hot mess. Currently, if you link to a tag from a specific blog and a user tries to open that link on mobile, the Tumblr app will redirect them to the main tag page instead. Example: this should link to preath hugs on my blog. But it’s just going to link to the general “hug” tag if you click while on mobile.

Let’s hope that this is just a bug and not the latest in a string of extremely ass-backwards Tumblr team ideas. (But the fact that it happens on both Android and Apple apps makes me worry that it’s the latter.)

The good news is that many of the tags on the timeline are pretty specific, so a good number will only show results from previous timeline blogs. However, this isn’t the case for all of them, and it isn’t a great solution.

If you’re on mobile and desperately need to use the timeline as it was intended, currently the best workaround is to use your phone’s browser instead of the Tumblr app. Then just go to the regular timeline page and proceed down the rabbit hole, as desired. :)

[preathtimeline]

Wait what about September and October?

The desktop timeline had already been updated with September and October.

I apologize for the delay on the mobile timeline. It is now updated, but please keep in mind that if you want to utilize the links embedded in the timeline, you still cannot do so on the Tumblr app. Instead, you will need to head to the desktop timeline in a browser app. (I suggest Opera, which will automatically resize the lines when you zoom, so you don’t have to scroll back and forth while reading.)

Also: Timeline is now updated to include November in all locales. Go nuts!

[preathtimeline]

March timeline is up!

→ here {access on a browser} → alternative link if using the Tumblr app {links to some tags will not work correctly}

[preathtimeline]

Mobile Preath Timeline

It’s here, and it’s a lot.

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[wonting]

[3liza]

[puffydove]

[sadhopz]

the discord server with a friend group i run decided theyd like to add an NSFW channel which so far has been terrible. for them. theyve found out new things about the world and about themselves ever since we added it and im entirely to blame

[sadhopz]

none of it is my fault since they asked for the channel and opened the flood gates when one of them outed me as being into vore. like oh you think youre funny for that. im gonna be hilarious then

[benihana-circumcision]

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

If Taylor Swift used her power for good she would be such a great stochastic terrorist. She would post on Instagram "Hey guys, Tay here. Just wanted to say that whoever delivers me the head of Ron DeSantis on a platter will get free Eras Tour tickets. #ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay." It would be at her doorstep in two hours.

[mishastoesies]

“if no art makes you feel anything, make your own art and feel something” is too raw of a line to have come from a jenna marbles video of her painting a rainbow/polka dot seahorse saying “it’s seahorse time” on a denim jacket

[starseekrr]

[greenycrimson]

Why do you people feel profound thought has to come from high places? The gutter looks at the stars too

[eternal-fractal]

not only did you prove your point, but you showed an example of it in the same sentence

[yorickish-deactivated20230903]

[yorickish-deactivated20230903]

this wasn't a quote from a real PDF btw I just thought it would be funny to tex this up so it looked like one instead of posting it directly

[adjoint-law]

the next evolution of Tumblr shitposting is looking promising

[lesbianbernardsumner]

[Image Description: An apparently false quote from a PDF of a study that reads “In most men either the left testicle or the right testicle is dominant. This explains many of the differences in personality and vigor that people display in their lives. End ID]

[writing-prompt-s]

A silent Spider-Man is a terrifying Spider-Man - if he’s not cracking jokes, then it means he’s 100% focused on taking you down. You, a run-of-the-mill two-bit hoodlum, are running for your life from a Spider-Man who has not uttered a single word.

[severalowls]

No song nor poetry can convey tragedy like a cat who wants through a door

[severalowls]

[bruno-has-definitely-deactivate]

[animalcrossingmemes]

[fearnelesbian]

*sext* I'd take care of you when you're not feeling well and I'd gently run my fingers through your hair while you sleep soundly on my chest

[cryptotheism]

[pulls your tie close to my ear] "listen. Get store bought tortellini. Sautee it on medium for 5 minutes. Drizzle some soy sauce on the top. It makes bootleg dumplings."