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might be an outlier here but when i smell my neighbors smoking weed i just smile and nod its like adjacent to hearing christmas carolers for me… good tidings and joy unto you brother
Honestly I don’t care if people do it. If they are I just walk away and go somewhere else l. I just can’t stand the smell because I brings back bad memories.
Kind of why I wish people would write some Eddie Munson fics when the reader doesn’t smoke pot, or at least make it a option.
ringcams have to be some of the most neuroses-inducing technology introduced in recent memory. if recording strangers on your phone to upload to tiktok uses digital context to render consent and privacy moot, essentially dehumanizing someone in the name of framing them as entertainment, then 24/7 surveillance in the name of “safety” achieves a similar effect by presupposing criminality in everyone who comes into view. the smallest motions of social life such as wandering onto private property arbitrarily is crunched for signs of misconduct and assigned demerit points by the person observing. relationships with neighbours are shaped by unspoken rules and invisible tests that they aren’t even aware they’re being subject to. there is practically no neutral way to own a device like this because they’re marketed on inciting the fear that there may be actual life (and people of colour) in suburbia.
the average person will have no use for a ringcam. when i was working in insurance, i would be obligated to ask about ringcam footage for thefts and fires, but unless you are claiming nearly hundreds of thousands in damages under very unconventional circumstance, most file processing could be completed without it. their quality is often too shoddy to capture who stole your car in the dead of night, or they’re too inconveniently placed to pick up the plate number of the person who drove off after a hit and run. the average cop doesn’t even use it because investigation for thefts normally just involve going to impound lots or nearby pawn shops to see if anyone hocked your stuff already. it’s only effect is having an inner cop artificially inseminated in your brain.
Fuck your dream job what’s your dream hobby that you don’t have the means to take up yet. Mine are falconry and aerial acrobatics
Is anyone else in misery or is it just me and the guy from maroon 5
Who the hell is kathy bates
Fuck it *shitposts on LinkedIn*
I love her
Humans pretend to be good in small ways for social clout but underneath where it counts, very definitely all selfish and bad.
whet the fuck was cage the elephant singing about
capitalism
if you're thinking of "Aint No Rest for the Wicked" that's not about capitalism, it's about video game franchise Borderlands by Gearbox for 2K games
"if you pay the right price, your evening will be nice"
this is when you buy Borderlands and you have fun
this whole situation is very funny
credit to @cryptvokeeper for the idea!
Check out this fabulous booty I’m hawkin’!
Margot Robbie in Greta Gerwig’s BARBIE (2023)
beloved novelist, satirist and humanist terry pratchett, surrounded by his family: please tell neil… that my last wish… is that he make a tv show that is like house md levels of queerbaiting
Honestly if you wouldn't cold clock someone on live TV for your wife why are you even married
why are so many people okay with toxic masculinity and violence just because someone told a bad and distasteful joke?
Slapping up to someone who was making fun of your wife's autoimmune disorder is literally the exact opposite of toxic masculinity.
I don't agree with the joke, don't get me wrong, but it is and always should be completely unacceptable to assault someone for a joke of any kind, or just to assault someone in general. Bad jokes are punished by silence, not physical violence, and that's how it should be. In fact, whether what happened in the oscars was justified or not doesn't really matter, what matters is what other people now think is fine because their favorite actor got up and did it, and now comedians can't make any other satirical and/or dark jokes without the fear of being assaulted, even though they got up on the stage to be guaranteed some level of safety.
A guy thought it was really funny to call me a faggot. He did this a lot. Everyone knew about it. I went to the proper authorities and they did nothing.
I kicked him in the face so hard I broke his jaw. He didn't say shit to me afterwards. But yeah, that guy should have been allowed to make jokes about how I'm a tranny faggot with aids forever because dark humor or some shit.
one faggot to another, you should be in jail
Cry about it lol
