42porygons

[laserwalnut]

> It was upgraded to enable the exploration of other planets. However, it failed to measure up.

[lelouch]

come on man

[notahorseindisguise]

[unusual-suspects]

april kittens by clare turlay newberry

[secretsofthewilde]

"It is a child of particular disposition that looks at gargoyles while others sing hymns to the Lord at church. I have to believe [Mary Shelley] felt, like me, more at home with the wretched than with the winners. History is written by the victors, but art is mostly chronicled by the disfranchised.

All of my life, I was in love with monsters; this is a fact."

- Guillermo del Toro, Introduction: Mary Shelley, or the Modern Galatea; The New Annotated Frankenstein (2017)

[power-chords]

I almost forgot to mention: this woman came into the penguin enclosure with a KESTREL??? I said “oh my god is that an American Kestrel?” and she said “Yes! She was outside doing raptor education for the kids, but she doesn’t like to get rained on.”

[ayellowbirds]

#she was watching the penguins with what I will anthropomorphically project as skepticism

[elkian]

kestrel: i hate rained on!!

human: here is birds in water

kestrel: ……no…..

[medievaljournalist]

paladin pulls me over for drunk driving my horse & as soon as he starts illuminating my ticket i lunge for his service crossbow

[borderlands-disorder]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black with low white spotting (this cat has vitiligo)

[redflagshipwriter]

This cat looks like the starry night sky and none of us had big enough brains to foretell her coming. I am lost in wonder. Great cat.

[yars]

[supersexyawesomeness]

[lexi-anastasia-astra-luna]

Work work work work work work!!!

[cadaverkeys]

I think of this twitter interaction at least 6 times a day. do you remember how we used to run?

[bimboid]

[skullvis]

The most dramatic moment during my Camp Counseling career at an all girls camp was when a girl got a letter from a friend saying that Zac Efron had died and one of her bunkmates ran out of the cabin and shouted “ZAC EFRON IS DEAD!!!!!” and the camp immediately fell into chaos girls were crying in the middle of camp and running around spreading the news everyone was yelling and the counselors had to look up wether or not Zac Efron was dead (this is a wireless camp so the girls couldn’t access the internet and check for themselves) and then get out a megaphone and be like “ZAC EFRON IS NOT DEAD PLEASE REMAIN CALM” outside of all the cabins it was insanity. 

[pangur-and-grim]

Is my rescued kitten smth cool or is she some kind of American shorthair? Please excuse the cardboard box, she was freshly nabbed from the outside and at the vets to get checked out. She's also pretty dusty in these pictures

oh she IS something cool!

I don’t mean in terms of breed (99.9% of cats are randombred) but in terms of colour.

with two copies of Siamese-type pointing, you get a cat with blue eyes and distinct points (like my Belphie), while with two copies of the Burmese-type pointing, you get indistinct points and fully pigmented eyes.

this girl you’ve found has aqua-green eyes and intermediate pointing, which means she has one copy of each gene. this is definitely an unusual colouration! I’d call her a ‘seal mink with white’ for colour, and ‘domestic shorthair’ for breed.

congratulations, you’ve basically found a shiny Pokémon!

[atomic-chronoscaph]

Billy the Kid vs. Dracula (1966)

[kendallroyvevo]

scrunching my face real hard rn

[deathwarlock]

agemaxing by working 5 jobs and looking 60 by 25

[sno-fitzroy-the-85th]

Aging is *literally* the process of your body breaking down like an ancient and damaged machine. It's the epitome of the REAL definition of "degeneration" and people act like it's some sort of "beautiful natural process" no bitch it's literally a disease. It's a built-in kill switch your body has and science has proven this kill switch can be turned off with the right treatments.

Same goes for death itself. "Natural" body death can also be stopped with the right treatments - in fact, there's a lot of overlap between anti-aging treatments that could exist in the next couple decades and the anti-death treatments that could show up in a similar amount of time.

[drew-dopamine-deactivated202608]

Ok I guess. But it happens to everyone, it’s inevitable, and trying to stop it only cause self-hate. Might as well embrace it

[sno-fitzroy-the-85th]

Can people actually fucking do some research before replying with dumbass shit like this? Seriously HOW ARE YOU THIS MOTHERFRUCKING STUPID?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?

IT IS SPECIFICALL:Y NOT NATURAL

AGING IS YOUR BODY LITERALLY BREAKING DOWN AND FALLING APART YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT! IT CAN BE PREVENTED VIA TREATMENTS THAT YOUR BODY ALREADY DOES!!!!!

Do your fucking research before you tell me I'm wrong about something. Because I didd o my research and I'm sick of stupid people like you saying stupid fucking buillshit like this. KYS, cunt

[drew-dopamine-deactivated202608]

great job telling someone to kill themselves over a harmless post! Maybe you should go touch grass!

[sno-fitzroy-the-85th]

ITS NOIT HARMLESS TO SAY THAT AGING IS NATURAL YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING BITCH

YOU ARE LITERALLY GOING OUT OF YOUR WAY TO SPREAD MISINFORMATION YOU STUPID WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT

[junejasprose-addict]

Cranky because you can't stop the concept of linear time, aren't you?

[sno-fitzroy-the-85th]

HOW CAN YOU BE THIS MOTHERFUCKING STUPID DO SOME MOTHERFUCKING RESEARCH YOU DUMB FUCKING CUNT INSTEAD OF SPREADING REACTIONARY BULLSHIT I HAVE PROVIDED SOURCES NOW LOOK AT THEM OR GO FUCK YOURSELF BITCH

[thee-radio-host-is-a-kookaburra]

hey dude

[thee-radio-host-is-a-kookaburra]

they didn’t take the chill pill

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

22 years old and you're like this? smh no but fr put on sunscreen. that's it. that's the only "anti-aging" shit that matters and honestly it's there to prevent skin cancer. fuck looking young, i just don't want cancer. for me or for you

[headspace-hotel]

Thank you all for a fantastic post-reading experience, wasn't expecting to see someone saying "kys" in reply to being told humans are mortal

[spacelazarwolf]

IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND WHAT IS THIS??????????????????????????????????????????

[clarissamansplainsitall]

[inkpressedpetals]

[zetrystan]

Technically true.

[zetrystan]

He got the job.

[zetrystan]

He takes his job seriously.

[zetrystan]

Prof Rad over on youtube dubbed the Wolf Hunter comic (click here)! 

Go check it out and give them some support! :) (also the end killed me haha) ₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎

[zetrystan]

The farmer sheared the sheep, and it was used to make a gift for Wolf Hunter, so…

[zetrystan]

Wolf Hunter goes to the village markets.

[zetrystan]

Wolf Hunter and his conga line of sheep.

[zetrystan]

Wolf Hunter was looking for them for a while.

[santapau]

New Secret Knots comic: "Cryptid".