yep.

Zookeeper. Studying Environmental and Field Biology at Ohio Northern University.

[eternalgirlscout]

miss piggy puts up with so much as a woman in show business and her response to misogyny is never to turn the other cheek or take the high road. it's to physically attack people. and she's right.

[ruffsketches]

[pressurizedpleasure]

The punchline of this comic is the truest thing to ever exist.

[katepentecost]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week.

[unbfacts]

Critics complained that Indian musician Daler Mehndi’s music was only popular because his videos featured beautiful women. Mehndi’s response was to create a video featuring only copies of himself greenscreened in, leading to the creation of the “Tunak Tunak Tun” video.

[ah-nuuu-deactivated20170124]

Creates his most popular video just because people say he cant.

What a lad

[strampunch]

posted the video because some people in Tumblr are too young to remember this masterpiece.

[thebiscuiteternal]

Video: Classic Backstory: *Genius*

[worthyourweightinfanfiction]

are we not going to discuss the fact that he dabs several times in this video that was made in 1998

[squeeful]

[tentacuddles]

would much like  to point out that the people publishing these articles are trying to needle millennials into treating gen z with the same disgusting vitriol we were treated with.

don’t buy it.

our younger brothers and sisters might eat a tide pod and get us blamed for it, but we have more in common with them than we ever had with boomers or gen x.

they are terrified of the things we can do together. remember that.

[heliacal-paladin-deactivated202]

[breaks-hetheon]

The Kids are Alright.

[phemiec]

Gen z is hilarious and powerful and brilliant and I am forever impressed by y'all.

[socialmaya]

[sansasurvived]

[serenata-your-neighborhood-lefty]

[bamsara]

the overwhelming grief of losing an entire year to sickness, violence and pandemic fatigue is settling in so id like to remind everyone that: you are not a failure, yes there is still a happy future for you, and wearing a mask is very sexy

[stonelionhearts]

me reading a slowburn:

brain gremlin no.1: KISS. kiss. kiiiiiiiiiiiisssss. KIS.ᴋɪss. ᵏᶦˢˢᵏᶦˢˢᵏᶦˢˢᵏᶦˢˢᵏᶦˢˢ

brain gremlin no.2: HOOOOOboy doNOT kiss no gotta MAKE EACH OTHER FURIOUS YESSS. fiGHT. touch but ᴀᴄᴄɪᴅᴇɴᴛᴀʟʟʏ. MAINTAIN that EMOTIONAL DISTANCE son!!!! FEAR INTIMACY. FEAR IT

[inloveforevr-deactivated2025041]

I Appreciate it x

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

i’m the opposite of ‘i liked it before it became popular’ i only discover new things to like once they’re not popular anymore

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

me: so i’m starting to get into this new thing

the new thing: a 10 years old videogame or st like that

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

i think it's fucked up that there are plants that decided they wanted to eat meat

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

a plant's job is literally to just exist but the venus flytrap chose violence

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

what if i gently laid an uncooked steak on the soil for it to absorb

[iridescentjaq]

my tree biology teacher fed her calcium-deficient tree a whole-ass bbq rib bone - she stuck it in the ground near the base of the tree (after eating the meat off of it), and when she came back to collect it to show the tree biology class it was GONE

the tree had grown a root up through the center of it & out through the sides

also there’s an old story about a man who was buried beneath a tree, and when they went to exhume the body it had been completely absorbed by the tree’s roots- you could see the shape of the body in the way the roots grew, splitting up for clearly defined arms and legs. trees will absolutely eat a steak if you bury it & they need the nutrients.

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

that’s horrifying! thank you

[unapologetic-autie]

Executive dysfunction in a nutshell

[nowscience-blog]

[my-wanton-self-deactivated20191]

There are A LOT of crabs on Christmas Island, man.

They used to cross the road, probably, no definitely, without looking left and right. And they got squished.

Environmentalists had a hell of a job, keeping them in their lane. Traffic would have to be blocked for the duration.

But now, they have a lovely bridge, and no one has to ask: Why did the Christmas Island Crab cross the road, if they’re just gonna get squished?

Answer: They want to hit the beach. Because that’s where they like to have sex. And because the mummy crabs like to throw their eggs into the ocean after they’ve spawned them in the burrows that the daddy crab so kindly digs on the beach.

Look at them scurrying over their bridge, the smell of the ocean in their noses, the thought of copulation driving them on…

Whew! Finally, made it to the beach…now The Sex can begin!

Mission accomplished… And a few weeks later after a float in the ocean…

Back come the ankle biters…to the rainforest where they live.

[blackarachnya]

[psychicpinenut]

[stars-bean]

Clue (1985) dir. Jonathan Lynn

[michaelmoonsbookshop]

just some of the the changes in design for the Penguin Symbol on old Penguin Paperbacks 

[dinkywinks]

he did a little dance and for this crime he was imprisoned in a bubble

[luxflora]

They liked his little dance so much they gave him a spotlight

[toastbutteregg]

w h y

[kalichnikov]