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[she/they] - lizzy - 26 || jankaspal.neocities.org fandom blog: @jankaspal memes and linguistics mostly. mostly the first thing

[writing-is-a-martial-art]

[dungeon-vault]

[acegender]

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

[vee-dmsr]

[am1vf]

Not leaving this in the tags

[chillyfeetsteak]

there should be more options than suffering via employment and suffering via unemployment

[bloglikeanangel]

my favorite part about the American healthcare system is how sometimes you don't find out something wasn't covered until after you've already done it

[pitbolshevik]

why is this kink tumblr post the funniest thing I've seen tonight

[librarycards]

[dragongirlsweetie]

i know the death note is supposed to be a cautionary tale but. just give it to me. it would make all of this so much easier

[librarian-raichu]

RIP to Light Yagami and Maximilien Robespierre, but I’m built different. I promise this power won’t corrupt I just need the billionaires gone please.

[virginshane]

do not come to my notifs with ur fuck ass harry potter username

[toastradamus-deactivated2022111]

[emperor-ing-deactivated20191108]

watch as leninists conveniently ignore that he said this

[evilwizard]

okay, everyone who presses the red button survives regardless, everyone who presses the blue button dies if the blue button count is below 50%, and everyone survives if the majority press the blue button

which button do you press

Red 🔴

Blue 🔵

Voting ended onJul 11

[evilwizard]

aaaaand, new scenario:

A third button has been added. everyone who presses the red button survives regardless, but if a majority press the red button, everyone else dies. If a majority of people press the blue button, everyone survives—except for anyone who presses the green button. Everyone who presses the green button gets a crisp 1 dollar bill

which button do you press

red 🔴

blue 🔵

green 🟢

Voting ended onJul 11

[namelessexistence]

I don't want people who voted green to die, but I had to choose blue again, since we're not told what happens if majority votes green. The first one said that everyone survives if the majority votes blue, but the second poll doesn't say the same thing about green. I'm forced to assume that this question is being asked by a evil trickster deity that is maliciously hiding the information of what happens if the majority votes green.

[namelessexistence]

Knew it

[evilwizard]

i never said that

[casadelanime]

imagine you woke up tomorrow and video games had…. disappeared……

[yardovich]

no……just thinking about it makes me….oooouuhh……….hoo boy…that ones gonna sting in the mornin

[nyancrimew]

The green and brown m&ms are plus sized hotties btw

okay!

[literary-sparks]

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

[cheaphalloweencostume]

happy birthday devils sacrament. i wish you were never born

[seraphrain]

[lakevida]

defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault