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[thetwilightroadtonightfall]

…maybe the real traitor was the friends we made along the way

[thevirdirthara]

[blond-justice]

person: ok who's in charge

cassandra: [points at inquisitor]

inquisitor: [points at cassandra]

[blond-justice]

Hero of Fereldan, shaking Zevran awake: Babe, what the fuck, why do darkspawn carry money? What the fuck, why do they need money?

Zevran: Amor, please go back to sleep

Hero of Fereldan: Is it a capitalism? Is the Archdemon creating jobs? What the fuck?

[aur-eliaa]

IS THAT ANDERS’ VOICE ACTOR?

[railsignally]

headcanon: This is one of Anders’s escape attempts.

[aur-eliaa]

Honestly I was totes headcanoning the same thing.

[radeddie]

[templar in the distance: “has anyone seen anders lately?”]

(my hand slipped)

[blond-justice]

Wandering the Emerald Graves

Me: *shoots nug by accident*

Inquisitor: Die!

Dorian: Take that you filth!

Solas: Enough!

Cassandra: Maker Take You!

Me: a little extreme but okay

[imrisah]

inquisition’s elite

[blond-justice]

Roleplaying

Dragon Age Origins: What D&D players think a game should be.

Dragon Age Inquisition: What the DM thinks the game should be.

Dragon Age 2: What a D&D game is actually like.

[asschabs]

low approval solas: u power-seeking savage! i was right about ur entire race!

inquisitor:

[ruin-gay]

@birdcostumes

[clairestanfield]

The most important clip in all of Dragon Age Inquisition 

[profoundsavage]

PLEASE TELL ME WHERE THIS IS

[clairestanfield]

It’s in the Deep Roads! It is sorta complex to get to so here is the help of IGN!

[lashtail-hatchling]

Lashtail-Hatchling’s

Legion Commission Sale

(Special Discount Details At Bottom)

I know everyone else is just as hyped as I am for Legion, so in honor of that I am re-opening commissions with reduced prices!

Line (Black and White)

Bust: $10

Fullbody: $15

Extra Characters are +$5

Line (Color)

Bust: $12

Fullbody: $17

Extra Characters are +$5

Painted Bust/Portrait

Base Price: $25

The price will vary depending on the complexity of the character, but will be no more than $40 total.

Full Painting

Base Price: $40

Extra characters are +$15 each

The price will vary depending on the complexity and amount of characters

15% of the total cost is required upfront if the piece is more than $50 total

Special Legion Promo!

If your commission includes at least one demon hunter, you will receive a discount depending on type of commission.

Line (Black and White or Color): -$4

Painted Bust/Portrait: -$8

Full Painting: -$12

[blond-justice]

New Commissions over on my warcraft blog!

(Dragon Age Commissions still apply for these prices)

[ryuichifoxe]

I’m sorry :’D

[groovykx]

has this joke been made yet 

ur divinely chosen why are u gathering herbs in the middle of a fight 

[blond-justice]

After defeating a High Dragon

Iron Bull: Oh man! That was amazing! Anyone else as turned on as I am right now?

Inquisitor: No.

Varric: No.

Dorian: No.

Hawke's voice, from a distance: YES!!!!

[itwasntrainingyet]

[feyriane]

[broody-lyrium]

@solarisgaudium

[tobyjamessharp]

but is anyone surprised i did this 

and then also

[lavellot]

“I can’t imagine Solas would lie to his followers about his plans to destroy the world! They wouldn’t go along with that!”

Yeah, I can’t imagine he would lie to anyone close to him about his intentions…..or obscure the truth from his allies to serve his own ends……I don’t where anyone would get that idea, oh no….

[teknon-deactivated20190112]

[storybookhawke]

I’m still down for Garrett Hawke jokes in the style of Chuck Norris jokes

When a Blight begins, Garrett Hawke doesn’t try to survive. The darkspawn do.

Underneath Garrett Hawke’s beard is another beard, and underneath that beard is a fist.

Garrett Hawke once got bit by a poisonous spider… After three days of pain and agony… the poisonous spider died.

Garrett Hawke caught the Blight and made it sick.

Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Garrett Hawke is called Logic.

Garrett Hawke is so powerful he can put out a fire with a fire spell.

[storybookhawke]

[storybookhawke]

#honestly Marian hawke jokes like this would be really rad too…. (@alinnsurana)

Marian Hawke doesn’t dodge fireballs, fireballs dodge her.

After Fenris, the second quickest way to a man’s heart is Marian’s fist.

When Marian Hawke gives you the finger, she’s telling you how long you have to live.

The Bone Pit used to be called the Creature Pit, until Marian Hawke came through…

Marian Hawke never retreats, she just attacks in the opposite direction.

The phrase “near-Death experience” doesn’t exist in Thedas, just “near-Marian experience.”

Marian Hawke can start a fire with an ice spell.

When the demons in the Fade go to rest, they check under their beds for Marian Hawke.

Marian Hawke has Andraste on speed-dial.

If you see Marian Hawke crying, she will grant you a wish, if your wish is dying.