“don’t you dare put on that costume” [puts on a different costume] “alright your team can stay”
that one friend who jokes about how messy their life is but actually has it together
the humble prince longing for a simpler life, a charming commoner life
changes their costume every other panel
hydrate daily with coffee or will wilt
changes their love interest every other panel
the token straight friend for now
is both karen and the person saying “fuck you” in “fuck you, karen”
behind every great leader is kate bishop actually running the show
hello, my name is Bad At Making Good Decisions
look at all the fucks he gives
left his super hero manual in his other tights
only thing messier than his hair is his life
wrote a letter promising not to storm doctor doom’s castle by himself
didn’t even wait for the next panel to do exactly that
the scarlet witch didn’t like his cosplay of her so she beat him up
has four parents, possibly 20 depending on your marvel universe savvy
runs a hotline for people who piss off super heroes
you could say he can’t be shipped with everyone, but you’d be wrong
i kissed a cosmic horror and i liked it
if you squint, he kissed two of kate’s love interests
definitely kissed two of billy’s loved ones, you don’t even have to squint
has a friendship bracelet with tommy
drank so much coffee he turned into a coffee pot. rlly sad.
tries so hard to have his life together
and although his worldbending skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he’s ready to save anyone. but i believe billy can save the world.
will-they-won’t-they with kate bishop
dragon bros with kate bishop
[narrows eyes at teddy] “this gay bar ain’t big enough for the two of us”
rumored to be the star of an upcoming miss congeniality spin-off
[crumples loki into a ball] [slam dunks him into an alternate universe]
“hopeless romantic”? oh no, i said defensive romantic. im the goalie in this game we call love.
yo tommy fenton he was just 14 when his brother broke him out of prison
walks the line between chaotic good and chaotic neutral every day of his life
good thing he isnt an anime bc oh boy would we be fucked
not even the third wheel, he’s like, the tenth wheel
appreciates hell’s interior decorating
has more fictionkin than anyone else in the comic
blew up the united nations building
isnt he from new jersey?? why does that amuse me so much
7 minutes in heaven with kate bishop except it was an elevator, not a closet, and it was a B&E job
classical jerk with a heart of gold
cried and got snot all over the scarlet witch when she complimented him
negative attention is good attention
“im FINE if anyone CARES” i care baby, i care
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