THE BRWS

FOR PLURAL BLONDE BITCHES WITH RED AND WHITE SHIRTS!!!!

[blonderedwhiteshirt]

HELLO YOU AMAZING MOTHERCUCKERS. Only if you are one of the BRWS (pronounced bros), a part of the Blond(e) Red+White Shirt gang. We are the best /vvvvpos.

This is a blog for introjects (but not only) that are blond(e) and have a strange love for a red and white shirt.

Mod (aka the main BRWS) intros under the cut!!

🦆: HELLO. I'm tol!!!!!! I use he/him pronouns, I like ducks and I uhhh yeah :D I'm bunny, I'm in the top right of the icon

📒: EYYOOO IM TOM,Z!! I LOVE RED! I use HE/IT pronouns! I'm on the right side of the icon, and I made the blog banner! I'm a spiritual tommyinnit fictive and it's awesome, please ask me about our lord and savior prime.

🕹️: yoo!! what’s up, i’m damian. use he/dae/it pronouns for me or perish. i’m a dave strider fictive in the @aether-aquarium and i am the bottom center of the icon. the art credit for that is here.

🟥: WHOOP WHOOP I GET THE RED SQUARE!- Anyways hi, Im Tom, and shirt is best colour out there mate. uh he/him, i also fixed the logo and banner and icon since vega is dyslexic and spelt brws wrong. Pretty sure im the most active here here too! From @irrelevantcollective or relic talks

🍓: HELLo!! i’m FRAN!! (previously known as theseus), fhe biggest man ever and i use he/shy/sun/stardust pronouns BECAUSe im the BEST!! im at the TOP center of the icon!!

💿: Hi hungry, I'm dad. I'm the coolest one here, trust. I'm post scratch dave strider 💪

🌷: ayup i’m talon!! i use she/they pronouns!! i am top left, which so rudely covered my amazing face (/lh) until i changed it to square. i don’t front as often as theseus or damian so i likely won’t be around as much but im still cooler than BOTh of them

📀: HELLO!! IM TOMMY!! IM A C!TOMMY FICTIVE AND I USE HE/XE/VE/DISC/MELL(OHI)/CAT/POG/📀 PRONOUNS!! IM ALSO INCAPABLE OF TYPING IN LOWERCASE,, ITS A CONDITION 😔😔 ALSO THE ONE BELOW ME SUCKS RAHHHHHH!!!!

❤️‍🩹: the guy above me is a lame ass dork butt HELLO CHAT!!!! IT IS I!! TOMMYINNIT!!!! totally better then the one above me IM AN EXILE ARC TOMMY AND IM THE COOLEST ONE HERE i am writing this with a massive headache BUT THE BIT GOES ON!!!! he/him and stuff POGGERS!!!!!!! CAN WE GET SOME PRIMES??? POG CHAMP!!! bro no one is gonna read this far down can we get some pogs for the guys who read this far?? POG

[blonderedwhiteshirt]

i could be a dick to everyone on the internet if i wanted including future me. do i tempt fate -tom 🟥

[blonderedwhiteshirt]

interact if youre alive i will not interact i am the exception -tom 🟥

[lilaccatholic]

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

[lilaccatholic]

I THOUGHT AFTER FOUR YEARS YOU PEOPLE WOULD LET THIS DIE AND YET AGAIN I OPEN THIS CURSED APP TO FIND MORE NOTES ON THIS POST

[5-opossums-escaped]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[thekingnerd]

@relictalksic

[blonderedwhiteshirt]

it made it to brws... good luck gang have a good fourth of july eve -tom "redsquare" simons

[tanknaka]

hey

hey friend

dont kill yourself tonight ok

you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again

youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep

[the-grace-of-fallen-angels]

I would like a moment to thank the people who reblog post like this so that it eventually shows on my dash.

It is keeping me alive

[lavendertears]

I actually really needed this tonight, thank you

[lixorloveslicorice]

have this my friends

[dragon-in-a-stew]

<3

[minorrigormortis]

Reblogging because this is actually really sweet <3 Stay Alive Frens

[inspiredwriterstory]

To everyone who may be on Tumblr tonight and in the future

[the-haiku-bot]

To everyone who

may be on Tumblr tonight

and in the future

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[blonderedwhiteshirt]

hi brws. Yall are great. If you see this, youre doing so *so* good. You woke up this morning, thats awesome!

Glad to see you here today. heres to being alive :)

the world might be a bit weird right now. but its okay. We're surviving.

Have a good one

-Tom 🟥

[blonderedwhiteshirt]

no matter what you do, don't send in asks. that's banned. unless you have like, questions, or want to interact for some reason.... but DON'T DO IT its BANNED

- Tom 🟥

[blonderedwhiteshirt]

hey brws guess who,

- broke their phone acreen a few months back (5+?)

- their phones camera stopped working mid december

- their mother tried literally everything to fix said phone camera and ended up trying to factory restarting it

- the phone would then not activate

- the first IT guy sucked

- the second one the following morning fixed it with the press of ONE FUCKING BUTTON.

- We like that guy props to him

- and who went through losing ALL their apps and OVER 100 BIRTHDAYS IN THE BIRTHDAY CALANDER for the phone camera to stop working???

If you guessed Tom RedSquare Simons 🟥, youd be right.

- Tom 🟥

guys you can make me feel better by sending in your name and your birthday so i can get higher than the 103 birthdays that i had before i lost them all

(or just your birthday on anon without a name and i will assign you a letter anon: anon bnon cnon and so-on (lol))

[blonderedwhiteshirt]

FOLLOW UP i got a new phone a few weeks back i just forgot i made this post lets go chat :)

Have a great one guys

- Tom 🟥

[blonderedwhiteshirt]

hey brws guess who,

- broke their phone acreen a few months back (5+?)

- their phones camera stopped working mid december

- their mother tried literally everything to fix said phone camera and ended up trying to factory restarting it

- the phone would then not activate

- the first IT guy sucked

- the second one the following morning fixed it with the press of ONE FUCKING BUTTON.

- We like that guy props to him

- and who went through losing ALL their apps and OVER 100 BIRTHDAYS IN THE BIRTHDAY CALANDER for the phone camera to stop working???

If you guessed Tom RedSquare Simons 🟥, youd be right.

- Tom 🟥

guys you can make me feel better by sending in your name and your birthday so i can get higher than the 103 birthdays that i had before i lost them all

(or just your birthday on anon without a name and i will assign you a letter anon: anon bnon cnon and so-on (lol))

[blonderedwhiteshirt]

Hi chat

how goes you guys

- Tom 🟥

[blonderedwhiteshirt]

Never knew I needed this until now lmao

- Charlie Morningstar

Niether did I! Until we made it, spontaneous idea. Lavaly

Welcome to the club!!

-Tom 🟥

[blonderedwhiteshirt]

good morning brws i’m fucking exhausted

[blonderedwhiteshirt]

going to the grocery store do u guys want anything

[blonderedwhiteshirt]

yeah let me grab you my list thanks

(under the cut)

- 2 rockstar energy drink, one lemonade and one orangeade

- an apricot

- bundle of bananas, maybe 3 babnans total?

- ice

- an ikea shelf with the tag on the shortest table leg (vital to the summonining ritual)

- pack of paperclips

- tomato basil wheat thins, family size

- sociables

- necco wafers (havent had these in ages!)

- VANILLA WAFERS? I WILL SHARE PLEASE I WANT I BEG MATE

- t̸̺͚͓͆̒ḧ̷͚͕̭̹́̓̍̿̌ͅe̴̩̻͌̐͘ ̸͇͌̈́̔s̸͙̜͉̀̑̽o̶̦̊̐̈́̊̚ự̵̰́͑͒͐l̶̢̯̻̆s̴̼̋ ̴̢̱̥̲̯̓ơ̸͖̦̈́f̶͇̱̙̩̦̄ ̴̫̉̅t̴̢̢̡̺̺͒h̴͔̺͖̞̱̀ẽ̶̡͐͝͝ ̶̣͙̮̠͎̎̎͗̐͠i̷̡͚͓̼̝̓͠ǹ̴̨n̵̘̒̅̑̿o̷̤͍̗̽͊̃c̸͙̱̓̎̈̋̓e̴̲̣̔͌̇͜͝n̷̡͉̖̪̥͌̉t̷̼̰̓̓͂͑͜

- a pack of those icy pops, any kind but the fruit ones with the fruit chunks (those suck)

- pizza for the brws gang

- T̵h̴e̴ ̸f̸a̴l̶l̴e̷n̷ ̴b̶r̵w̵s̷ ̷w̵h̵o̶ ̵l̸o̷s̷t̵ ̷t̸h̶e̸i̵r̷ ̴r̷e̸d̵/̸w̸h̴i̸t̵e̶ ̵s̷h̴i̸r̶t̵

- something for yourself too, and thise at home

Thanks theseus!!!! Youre the goat

- tom̷̡̡̡̢͙̦͍̱͍̤̝̘̲̘͕͇̰̗͔̼̜̰̺̜̳̼̪͕͎̩̘̠͓̰̤̂͑̉́̂̉̃̐̽̃̐͂̀͗͊̐͛͂̇̊̎̓̔͗̈́̒̄̽͝͝͠͝ͅ 🟥

[blonderedwhiteshirt]

hey guys am i part of the brws if i formerly had blonde hair but lost it due to robotfication?

-dave of the faesys

Hell fucking yes you are

- Dad 💿

[blonderedwhiteshirt]

Fuck theres more of us?? /pos

- Tom 🟥

[blonderedwhiteshirt]

Wake up brws nation its blonde boy autumn

[blonderedwhiteshirt]

hey guys am i part of the brws if i formerly had blonde hair but lost it due to robotfication?

-dave of the faesys

Hell fucking yes you are

- Dad 💿

[blonderedwhiteshirt]

going to the grocery store do u guys want anything

[blonderedwhiteshirt]

IVE FOUND MY FUCKING PEOPLE WTF HOW LONG HAS THIS EXISTED FOR I FEEL FUCKING GETRAYED!?!?!,!,!?!

PENIS.

AGHAHAGSHSGSH

A FEW MONTHS AT LEAST ??? I MEAN WELCOME. WE ARENT VERY ACTIVE OTHER THAN ANSWERING THE OCCASIONAL ASK BUT!!!!! HI ANON!!!

[blonderedwhiteshirt]

Theseus, Simple solution; we should post more random bullshit. BRWS FOR THE WIN.

Vega from our system isnt really active but IM HERE. So, woo me bois. /lh

- Tom 🟥