So we've gotten 10+ sessions into the game and we've done the following stupid things (that may or may not have been caused by me):
-attacking an animated suit of armor, getting killed by said suit of armor, only for our DM to be like "haha it was just an illusion lol" because it was the player's first session; he had us meet the same character in a bathroom inside the house we were in
-lit an (empty!) baby carriage/crib on fire (same player as the first one, our cleric)
-got trapped inside a flesh reflavoring of a shambling mound for the entirety of combat, killing it from the inside (this one's me)
-discovered that one of the party members is haunted by the ghost of a woman he killed who spends her time roasting him constantly
-made an old woman sniff child bone powder after a party member compared it to coke in game and in character
-got attacked by an ungodly amount of wolves multiple times
-threatened town guards with framing them for tax fraud (me again lol)
-nearly bullied a man to insanity because a card reading told us to
-a grown man sneaks into a tea party held by noble ladies (cleric again)
-got invited to a cult meeting disguised as a book club that required disguises, used an ornate eyepatch (me again)
-local cleric can excuse cultists making useless sacrifices, but not potentially inflating the economy
-local cleric gets punched by the Devil himself
-cutting off a man's arm and then putting him to sleep while shouting "die!" to prevent him from getting killed which might happen regardless (me and cleric)
-met potential gf and romantically threw axes at each other to test each other's hostility (also me)
-a guy dares to question my blood-filled water skin (my character's a human)
-used a dictionary during battle with another animated suit of armor that requires a pass code in hopes of finding the pass code (cleric)
-having to impersonate previously mentioned in-game in-character crush
-chucking a sentient dismembered, suicidal head, a chair, and a small chest at werewolves
-a player falling through two floors of a building only for the rest of us to come to the floor he landed on via elevator
And that's only the first part of this campaign!!!
