Your Father Smelt of Elderberries!

[sandandglass]

[blondoid]

Jessica Williams is my hero!!

[redwingjohnny]

[symphonyofawesomeness]

[briarlathotep]

So, we need a new stove.  It’s almost as old as I am.  This is my grandparents’ house & we want to keep it maintained and in the family…  But money is what it is, and we often just tread water.

Please pass this around.  Excess of stove cost, should there be any, will go towards bills, debts, and other home repair concerns.

I want my nieces or nephew to have the option to live here someday.

http://www.gofundme.com/b8iw6w

[ge3ksquadgangbang]

Sarah Silverman is visited by Jesus Christ

[narputo]

This is one of the best responses to men against abortion ever

[givemeinternet]

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

[blondoid]

This is really nifty.

[grassfire]

you ok there lil’ buddy

[174895794758946589465687546857]

addendum please listen to this song while watching this gif

[immortalinfernalengines]

click the link.

[babybluestan]

just click the link

[raccoonhands-blog]

IOH MY GOD

[blondoid]

This should not be as funny as it is, dammit! (Seriously, click the link)

[oatmeal]

My analysis of a sneeze versus a toot. 

[blondoid]

It's so true!

[aspenonthecoast]

Called out anti-semetic bullshit today…

Overheard a man at the register say as he was ringing out:

"Putting the price it ‘commonly retails for’ and then putting the price you’re charging is an old trick from the Jews. They do that to make you think you’re...

[blondoid]

::Eyeroll::

[minorfour-deactivated20161229]

This made my heart smile.

[emengel]

guh

[angeladellamuerta]

Ahahahahahaha… yeah… -_-

[photoshopwilwheaton]

[hyungloveskpop]

Stephen King being Stephen King

[mulders]

[team-joebama-deactivated2019033]

this actually happened

[gladi8rs]

Don’t you love how reporters love to forget what their jobs are and like to attempt to put things in people’s mouths?

[dduane]

Idiots. (And a month ago half the people asking questions like this didn’t even know where Ukrsine or the Crimea were.)

[lauraannegilman]

*facepalm* for idiocy, *all the awards* for Obama’s reaction.  I suspect he’s practiced it a LOT when dealing with Congress…

[uniquelyevil]

[blondoid]

On Video Pornograms

Faith: I really hate when people talk in porn

man, I just can't

shut up, that's not the fucking point of this!

Tiny Dinosaur: and it's like…weird gross shit

like

yeah baby I know you like it when I punch you with my meat toothbrush

unh unh yeahh

meat toothbrush

I think you need to brush your teeth girl

your breath's a little

veggie

Faith: omg, dude

you just scarred me for life

[dragonnipplepower-deactivated20]

[wilwheaton]

The 1966 Batman movie is the best one.

[blondoid]

Needs more Bat-Shark Repellent.