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[gargamelldansen]

I've only barely started playing MTG but I am so far baffled as to how the community doesn't have some IRL equivalent of Pokemon gyms. People put so much effort into creating decks with unique theming, and while plenty of people are trying to optimize their decks to be flawlessly unbeatable, even more just seem to really like decks with cool themes surrounding particular creature types or mechanics.

I just think Magic would lend itself really well to a type of semi-competitive scene where you and your buddies can hop on the bus to the next town over to go fight Crab Guy (guy who likes crabs) at the Crab Gym (room at the back of a game store with paper crabs on the walls) to get your Crab Badge (small pin with a crab on it) by defeating his Crab Deck (deck whose only creature cards are crabs)

[nem23]

[ceo-of-sloppy-women]

Imma cry why is she so beautiful

[onlymyqueen]

[guerrillatech]

[andrade801]

New York City police learned an important lesson from raiding the Stonewall Inn: it's not a good idea to piss-off a man willing to wear stiletto heals.

[busket]

"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

[tobydontknowsh-t]

there's probably a better way of wording the last part but like come on it doesn't matter if we're all the same to fascists

[patrik-star]

job description: must be willing to work in a fast-paced unpredictable high-energy environment 

 the environment:

[thealphapigeon]

Job description: relaxed atmosphere where we’re family, not coworkers, providing friendly service for wonderful clientele, positive vibes abound

The Vibes:

[saudadite]

it's because you're always on that damn vibrator

[guerrillatech]

[cute-catts]

[caats]

[find-the-beauty-within]

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

[priincessolivee-deactivated2025]

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

[everythingfox]

The best bed

[humanoidpigeon]

@testostergnome

[pochayun]

if you recently bought marketside broccoli from walmart, throw it out

https://www.wsaz.com/app/2025/02/03/broccoli-florets-sold-walmart-recalled-after-being-considered-deadly/

[karendoes]

[guerrillatech]

[pangur-and-grim]

alright so Pangur got her claw stuck while rolling over in bed, and then just GAVE UP, which led to her being horizontally flattened in a way that gives her impossible girth and...... I'll share, but just know that it's an optical illusion. please. I swear to god she's a healthy weight. I mean, a little chubby, but not like this.

[pangur-and-grim]

here

[pangur-and-grim]

so for some reason you have all crucified her

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[chalkrub]

actually……1 more thing because I realised I haven’t posted this yet. the best & worst piece of art I’ve ever made - 3D shark called biscuit that I modelled for a class a few years ago. toiled on him for hours, cried over him, went on a journey with him. still failed the class. he haunts me to this day

[chalkrub]

LMFAO hell yeah give biscuit 2000 notes. why the fuck not. are you seeing this professor? are you seeing what my “failed” experiment has achieved

[chalkrub]

i want to turn off reblogs for this post but it’d feel like taking biscuit out back and shooting him in the head. so instead i just hover my cursor over the button like i’m gently tensing my finger against the trigger of my 4 gauge shotgun while biscuit is staring at me with his soulful lack of eyes