Curiosity Killed the Cat

He/They | Vampire Main Vampires are pretty cool I guess Probably a tremere irl

[fanficmemes]

Lighting another mans cigarette with your cigarette?? While it’s in your mouth??? You could fuck in front of me and it would be less gay

[swagpaws]

when u exit hyperfocus mode and ur immediately hit with every status effect ever

[verthanthi]

Oh fuck I gotta pee. Wait wait, I can’t stand up I’m gonna fall over. Shit I haven’t eaten in like 23 hours. Damn I’m thirsty, maybe I should— fuck why am I nauseous? Oh, I didn’t eat, right. It’s WHAT time? 3AM? Do I even have time to eat? Shit, I forgot to take my meds earlier. Or did I? Damnit. Why is my head pounding, oh, right, haven’t eaten and I’m dehydrated… fuck I still gotta pee

[maestrosmassacre-deactivated202]

[a-real-human-person-not-fake]

*minimizes word document and stands up* My body:

[hungwy]

supposedly if i finish my work i can play video game as reward. but i see through my lies. i can play video game BEFORE i finish work, and then not do work at all.

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

warrior's dilemma

[localtransvamp-deactivated20241]

Y'all have no idea how shitty the wifi is in my gothic castle

[brbjellyfishing]

[marinebluekaze]

Games with customization need to make it easier to sexualize male characters its not enough to have a shirtless option he needs a fat rack and body hair and more body fat and the shorts options need to define the ass cheeks and lets not forget the b[armored guards grab me and forcibly remove me from the stage]

[turkey-korvid]

Huge fan of cosplayers who stylize their hijabs to match the hairstyle of whoever theyre cosplaying because sometimes theyre so good that from afar i dont realize its a hijab

[turkey-korvid]

I love you every single hijabi miku

[rallazarthemagnificent]

HIJABI SAILOR MOON!!

[outpost-31]

im hyperventilating

[eggscommunicate]

if you’re trans, tell me how you picked your name

dead name, but masc/fem (steven to stephanie, joanna to john, etc.)

a name your parents chose if you were born the “opposite” gender

fictional character, “normal” name (danny, natasha, rey, etc.)

fictional character, “fantasy/sci fi” (anakin, frodo, sansa, etc.)

mythology (apollo, thor, osiris, arthur, etc.)

nature (fern, river, rock, daisy, etc.)

i have multiple names/i haven’t decided on a name yet

other (pls write in tags)

i’m not trans but i’m low key kinda nosy :)

Voting ended onFeb 27, 2023

[bittergourdsoup-deactivated2024]

i could be your loser boyfriend. do you ever think about that

[tectonicguillotine]

im such a sad little vampire, please let me bite ;[

[kleeklutch]

[rikusqueenofhearts]

[balillee-deactivated20260220]

happy pride month to country mama lynn and country mama lynn only

[iampattonsanders]

Someone give this woman a damn crown and medal

[applejuicewerewolf]

Happy pride month to country mama lynn and ger gay son only

[rabbitheartedfool]

aint it crazy how many people realize they're queer when they have the language to express how they feel and a support system to encourage self exploration????

[wardenaristraith]

I never stop enjoying reading this. Literally everyone's lives improves.

[ya0ishi]

Ancient legends say that if you reblog this on June you get 110% gayer and stronger

[odvulture]

The Hunchback of Notre Dame, The Phantom of the Opera and Beauty and the Beast all speak to one of humankind most consistent questions;

can French men be loved?

[rose-colored-tea]

[achesspiece]

i hope you have a very vampiric and homosexual pride month

[lovesickbrat]

[wilwheaton]

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[fanghusband]

vampirism is so transgender