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No matter who lives or who dies, I'm still a woman. I'll always have plenty to do. | MS4, chronically stressed.

[vergak]

*gets booed out of the doctor's office*

[sloppystyle]

failed the prostate exam

[rosewater1997]

Everyday is like. Endure Emotions and Complete Tasks. Can I die

[rheaseahorn]

[valtsv]

i dont know anything im too pretty :)

[theintrovertnation]

[stevesfriend]

you done it

[chrisweedpiano]

congration

[loversdreamersandyou]

[realnuisancealligator]

This is what it feels like to be in training at a new job

[kultklassic]

I just alternate between ‘maybe I’m smarter than I give myself credit for’ and ‘maybe I’m dumber than I realized’

[vanwizard]

me as a detective walking up to look at a dead body: ok first of all, big mood,

[thinfatfit]

instagram.com/thickleeyonce

[andthwip-deactivated20220219]

[afairfight]

The contrast between Tan’s mantra and the rest of the Fab 5’s mantras is sending me.

[rainbowrowell]

Everyone else: 💖👍🏼🌈🙏🏼

Tan: You could try trying.

[yourfaveismuslim]

Your fave is Muslim: John Wick (John Wick)

[slopaganda]

his real name is Yahya Wakil

[punkjabi]

Your fave is Muslim: Yahya Wakil (Yahya Wakil)

[bakwaaas]

one of the many delights of being the Eldest Daughter is the emotional burden of being your mothers only confidante and personal therapist

[laerugo]

older sibling privilege is finding this bit of the special hilarious while your younger sibling watches it without cracking a smile once

[eroscestlavie]

i mean he’s not wrong though so 

[salemwitchtrials-deactivated202]

[image description: a quote from The Complete Poems of Emily Dickinson.

‘I am afraid to own a Body -’]

[nekogorogoro]

When you do an art collab with someone more talented than you:

[thebootydiaries]

isn’t that the girl from

[flyingpurplepizzaeater]

ask your doctor what the fuck