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It's been a while since I posted anything to my LOTF blog, and I doubt I will again for a while. It was fun while it lasted, and I'm not entirely abandoning it or the fandom! All my posts are still up there and I will eventually come back to it every once in a while, but this blog won't be so centered around LOTF anymore, since I've been working on a number of other things.

That being said, I'm currently working on @queens-hope-proj, an OC universe blog with my friends Hanabi and Ace! Please check it out if you wanna see some of my art and writing (as well as my friends' amazing art and writing too)!

#ooc

LOTF Wizarding Weapons

Piggy: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Ralph: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Simon: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Maurice: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Jack: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

#Jack didn't grow up with Harry Potter #sucks to be him #as it always does #F Jack Merridew #(fuck JKR tho)#hey there queue tea ;)#incorrect quotes #lord of the flies #lotf #lotf shitpost #lotf textpost #lotf jack #lotf maurice #lotf piggy #lotf ralph #lotf sam #lotf simon

LOTF Job Interview 2

Ralph: What is your biggest weakness?

Jack: I can be uncooperative.

Ralph: Okay, can you give me an example?

Jack: No.

LOTF Job Interview 1 :)

#hey there queue tea ;)#incorrect quotes #lord of the flies #lotf #lotf shitpost #lotf textpost #lotf jack #lotf ralph

LOTF Job Interview

Ralph, going over Jack's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re "creative".

Jack: Yes.

Ralph: Okay... what do you create?

Jack: Problems.

#he just really really wants to be chief #hey there queue tea ;)#incorrect quotes #lord of the flies #lotf #lotf shitpost #lotf textpost #lotf jack #lotf ralph

LOTF The Limit

Ralph: I CAN'T DO IT! I can't fucking do it anymore!!

Jack: Well I'll tell you what, you can either let us do the job you assigned us to do, or you can try surviving on your own. Because we certainly can't without you, and we know you can't without us.

Ralph:

Ralph: I appreciate it,

Ralph: BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS??!?!

Simon: Ralph-

Ralph: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE.

Piggy: Ralph, we gotta-

Ralph: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Ralph: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND ASK, 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Ralph, motioning to the empty fire pit: NOT FUCKING THIS.

#this scene is funnier in retrospect #I had to reread the book for this #I thought Ralph was mad about the pig #incorrect quotes #lord of the flies #lotf #lotf shitpost #lotf textpost #lotf jack #lotf piggy #lotf ralph #lotf simon

LOTF Funny Number

Jack: Hah! 69, niceeeee.

Simon: What?

Ralph: It means that he’s a child.

Maurice: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?

#don't act like you don't think it's hilarious too Ralph #hey there queue tea ;)#incorrect quotes #lord of the flies #lotf #lotf shitpost #lotf textpost #lotf jack #lotf maurice #lotf ralph #lotf simon

LOTF Judas

Ralph: Tonight, one of you will betray us.

Piggy: Is it me, Ralph?

Ralph: No, it’s not you.

Simon: Is it me, Ralph?

Ralph: It’s not you either.

Jack: Is it me, Ralph?

Ralph:

Ralph, mockingly: Is IT mE, rALpH?

#Simon is Jesus #Jack is Judas #what other christian allegories can I milk from this book about the savage nature of rich white boys?#hey there queue tea ;)#incorrect quotes #lord of the flies #lotf #lotf shitpost #lotf textpost #lotf jack #lotf piggy #lotf ralph #lotf simon

LOTF Christmas Brawl

Maurice: Here’s a fun Christmas idea: we hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Robert: Maurice no.

Eric: Mistlefoe.

Robert: Please stop encouraging him.

#hey there queue tea ;)#incorrect quotes #lord of the flies #lotf #lotf shitpost #lotf textpost #lotf eric #lotf maurice #lotf robert

LOTF Tragic Backstory

Ralph, banging on the door: Jack! Open up! Jack: Well, it all started when I was a kid... Simon: No, he meant- Roger: Let him finish.

#poor Jack #hey there queue tea ;)#incorrect quotes #lord of the flies #lotf #lotf shitpost #lotf textpost #lotf jack #lotf ralph

LOTF ToD 2

Simon: Okay, truth or dare?

Roger: Truth

Simon: How many hours have you slept this week?

Roger:

Roger: ...Dare

Simon: Go to bed.

Roger: I don’t like this game.

LOTF ToD 1 :)

#hey there queue tea ;)#incorrect quotes #lord of the flies #lotf #lotf shitpost #lotf textpost #lotf roger #lotf simon #lotf rogermon

LOTF The Perfect Leader

Piggy: Ralph... How do I begin to explain Ralph?

Simon: Ralph is flawless.

Sam: I hear his hair's insured for $10,000.

Eric: I hear he does car commercials... in Japan.

Piggy: One time he punched me in the face... it was awesome.

#Piggy's canonically a simp for Ralph #actually all of them simp for Ralph #even Jack at some point iirc?#pretty privilege istg #hey there queue tea ;)#incorrect quotes #lord of the flies #lotf #lotf shitpost #lotf textpost #lotf eric #lotf piggy #lotf ralph #lotf sam #lotf simon

LOTF Blood Fountain

Ralph: Have you seen Jack around recently?

Simon: Ugh, yes. He made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.

Piggy: It looks fine to me?

Ralph: It used to be WATER.

#I'm BACK BABYYY #soz for the long hiatus #school is balls #hehe 69th post hehe #incorrect quotes #lord of the flies #lotf #lotf shitpost #lotf textpost #lotf jack #lotf piggy #lotf ralph #lotf simon

so I JUST remembered that I have nothing queued ._.

I'm so sorry!! New post next time I'm free :)

#Lordn't Of The Flies

LOTF Sibling Language

Sam: *Gently taps table*

Eric: *Taps back*

Ralph: What are they doing?

Piggy: Morse code.

Eric: *Aggressively taps table*

Sam: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

#hey there queue tea ;)#this post moved house!#incorrect quotes #lord of the flies #lotf #lotf shitpost #lotf textpost #lotf eric #lotf piggy #lotf ralph #lotf sam #lotf samneric

LOTF Problem Solving

Ralph: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

Jack: Stop romanticising the past.

#hey there queue tea ;)#this post moved house!#incorrect quotes #lord of the flies #lotf #lotf shitpost #lotf textpost #lotf jack #lotf ralph

LOTF Knives

Roger: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Maurice: I think you mean cards.

Roger, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.

#hey there queue tea ;)#incorrect quotes #lord of the flies #lotf #lotf shitpost #lotf textpost #lotf maurice #lotf roger

LOTF Friendship

Piggy: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Simon: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Piggy: Yes!

Ralph: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

#hey there queue tea ;)#incorrect quotes #lord of the flies #lotf #lotf shitpost #lotf textpost #lotf piggy #lotf ralph #lotf simon

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