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I know everybody’s sickened by how every corporation is suddenly pro-LGBT and yeah it would have been nice to see such support waaay before now, but I think it’s kind of hilarious. Like, everything’s gay now. In one fell swoop the greatest fears of the bigots have come to be. The very Gatorade you drink is gay. The car you drive is gay. It’s all gay.

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“gays will push their sexuality onto their children”

funny because that’s exactly what every straight person does.

hollifo

“Look at little Emma and her future husband! SO cute!” (literally two 3 month olds flailing on a baby mat) “Ooh, a friend? Is Samantha your GIRLFRIEND, Johnny?” (4 year old boy expressing he has made a friend at school) “You’ve been friends with Michael for a while now haven’t you? Would you like to marry him when you’re older?” (8 year old girl, male best friend)

vivalaevolucion

Can someone explain to me

How Trayvon Martin can be killed for walking back to his crib for wearing a hoodie, but 200-300 white kids can break into a black Ex- NFL players vacation home and cause $20,000+, and none of them get arrested? On the contrary, the parents of said kids threaten to sue him for posting the pictures that their kids posted on twitter and IG? That is the America we live in. Marinate on that.

geekandmisandry

“the most disgusting act was left out of this article — the fact that these teens stole the headstone of his grandson that died at birth.”

hoekagei

This is disgusting.

topshotpicks

asilookatthemoon

The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.

I feel like I’ve been preparing for this image all my life.

The internet is over, everyone can go home

It’s just as beautiful as I always imagined.

My life is complete.

rdreamwalker

Life is over as we know it

221b-hound

I somehow have the urge to reblog this 25 times in a row.

tastefullyoffensive

ipayinblood

hey so everyone reblog this with your starbucks order in the tags cause I’m training and I need to practice writing the acronyms and shit on the cups

elevenfeathers

I’m not american, nor do I live in a country that has starbucks, but I just looked at the tags and I am horrified

I’m no coffee snob but oh my god what the everloving fuck

#double chocolatey chip frappuccino with a pump of toffee nut syrup and a pump of cinnamon dolce syrup

#venti green tea frappe with carmell walls and java chips no whip

#grande starbucks doubleshot on ice breve no classic one pump sugar free hazelnut one pump sugar free vanilla

#vente iced black tea no water with 6 pumps of classic and cream what does this even mean??? tea with no water????

#vanilla bean frappucino with a pump of raspberry syrup and 2 scoops of java chips with whipped cream and caramel drizzle

these aren’t fucking coffees these are fall out boy songs

betterthankanyebitch

elionking-deactivated20191020

the acceptance of her flaws is what made her flawless

joonchi

marinashutup

in which the actor who plays one of television’s least likeable characters is actually super considerate and cool

imcharlyhashbrown

How can he be such a despicable cunt, then…

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A white man walks into a historic black church shoots and kills 9 people, is quoted saying ‘I have to do it, you people rape our children and are taking over our country’, his Facebook profile picture shows him wearing two notorious white supremacist badges. All this and people are trying to argue that it couldn’t be racially motivated because he had black people on his Facebook. Nope not today satan. The level of white bullshit is too much for me today.

stopwhitepeopleforever

10 screenshots from my rant on the Charleston Shooting tonight.

black-culture

Took the title of this book way to seriously

prettyboyshyflizzy

I’m screaming 😭😭😭😭

artisticfrustration

GUYS

HERE’S THE BEST PART

THIS IS THE FIRST PAGE OF THE BOOK

chlomoneychloproblems

NO. FUCKING. WAY

nowyoukno

See More Daily Facts Here!

philliciaglee

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

Sorry….kind of

cruelladatrille

isn’t captain hook and his crew suppose to be a lost boys who escaped and that’s why he’s trying to kill peter pan

cerealmisandrist

…what the actual fuck

thismagiclantern

I NEVER TRUSTED PETER PAN

tempestuous-sovereignity

nah everything in Peter Pan was fucked up.

Tinkerbell and her fairy buddies were having an orgy when they found baby Peter. Tinks also extremely jealous, tricking one of the Lost Boys into shooting Wendy in the fucking chest.

Peter’s also crazy omnipotent. Like, he “make believes” he’s a doctor, and heals Wendy. When he’s hungry, he pretends to eat imaginary food and his stomach actually gets fuller.

He’s also a dick. He would teach children how to fly but never how to stop, so they’d fly for months on straight without rest or break, and they couldn’t sleep either or they’d stop flying. And when one of Wendy’s brothers actually fell asleep and plummeted into the ocean, Peter laughed his ass off. He only saved him when Wendy begged him too.

punkfaemoved-blog

okay but that’s the point of Peter Pan. It’s not supposed to glorify never growing up, it’s supposed to show kids why growing up is not only good, but necessary otherwise they’d end up as fucked up as Peter. He never matured, never learned right from wrong, he never listened to his parents because - according to Peter - he ran away as an infant.It’s a tale to teach children that listening to their parents and growing up is good. As far as Tinker Bell goes, if you actually read Peter Pan you would know that fairies only feel one emotion at a time and they feel that emotion very strongly so the orgy? lust. Trying to kill Wendy? Jealousy. She embodies the seven deadly sins and what happens if you let your emotions get the best of you. (And as far as the new fairies series of films making her nicer it’s because you only see the jealous side of her in Peter Pan and you see other sides of her in the series because those movies are about her). Rant over, you can go back to your regularly scheduled blogging now.

adventuretimetimeline

So if Peter Pan shows up in your window. Stab him in the fucking chest kids. You have school tomorrow

supernaturalshadowhunter-deacti

Reblogging because I believe this will be important to the Once Upon a Time fandom tomorrow.

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It’s more complicated than that. Peter is kind of a tragic hero. He chooses not to grow up, he knows he is incomplete.

I mean, he cut off Hook’s hand because he thought it was a game. He clearly doesn’t know right from wrong. He also only knows the unconditional love of a mother to a child, which is why he thinks everyone wants to be his mother. He also switches sides in a fight just for fun, kill pirates for fun, and “thins” out the Lost Boys when they can’t fit in the tree anymore.

But, like, it wasn’t a cautionary tale to tell you to listen to your parents, it’s a story about death and youth. Why can’t Peter grow up? One of the popular theories is that it’s because he’s dead. J.M. Barrie’s older brother died when Barrie was little and he dressed up in his brother’s clothes to please his mom. His mom - who was always distant, whose love Barrie craved like Peter craves a mom - started crying and said something like “At least my baby will never grow up” and that idea stuck with Barrie forever. Then, as an adult, it’s believed he never slept with his wife because Barrie was just a kid. He was Peter Pan. He was too innocent for that. He befriended the Llewelyn-Davies boys and based Peter Pan off of them and their games. (Fun fact: The boy Peter Pan was named after, Peter Llewelyn-Davies, threw himself under a train). There was also a bunch of stuff about Barrie being in love with The Llewlyn-Davies boys’ mother, but that’s not important here.

People think Peter’s dead because he literally cannot return home. He tried and the window was barred and his parents had replaced him with another baby. Why? Probably because they had lost Peter to the flu. Why does Peter come in through the window? Because of the joke “I once had a bird names Enza. I opened up the window and ‘influenza’.” Because lots of babies died back then form the flu. The Lost Boys are children who fell out of their prams. Odds are babies could not survive falling out of their prams. Peter is liked the pied piper ferrying the souls of young children to the neverland/afterlife. Barrie believed that all children were “gay and heartless” but he didn’t think that was a bad thing.

Also, Hook and his crew are not old lost boys trying to kill Peter. Hook was once a British gentlemen (hinted at to be associated with Charles II and attended Elton) and he is afraid of growing old. His biggest fear is growing old and dying - that is why his nemesis is the embodiment of eternal youth. That is why the crocodile that chases him swallowed a clock and ticks. That is why when Peter finally decided “It’s Hook of me this time” the crocodile has stopped ticking and Peter started (he’s trying to trick them into thinking he’s the croc). At that moment - Peter is time and time has ran out for Hook.

Also, it’s not so much that Peter is omnipotent. All kids basically are in the Neverland. Like, it states that the island looks different to every kid because it’s the land of their dreams and stuff. Also, the island legit freezes when Peter leaves and thaws when he comes back. He’s been there so long he’s not human anymore - but fey. (keep in mind being fey isn’t good, just chaotic neutral). Peter even secretes pixie dust now. The island is so fine tuned with him because he’s one of the only people that stay, that it caters to him. Most likely any child that stayed as long as he did would become omnipotent to an extent.

As for Tinker Bell, the above stated is true. Fairies are so tiny they can only have one emotion at a time - “Tink wasn’t all bad” - and they also have really short lifespans so, like, Tinker Bell isn’t even that important to Peter Pan. He forgets all about her and Hook by the time Wendy is grown up.And the orgies thing is because in the legends fey are known for their revelries.

And it wasn’t so much that Peter was a dick, he just doesn’t know when to stop. He’s a child. He doesn’t know right from wrong. He doesn’t know when to stop playing -cutting Hooks hand off was a game to him. He also has the memory of a child, so odds are he just forgot to teach kids how to stop flying or how to imagine food, etc. He is just carefree, like all children. Everything is a game to him, because he never learned anything else.

But like, no, Peter Pan is not a cautionary tale. Barrie loved his character and the story and brought up a lot of good things in it. He wrote Peter as an exaggeration of a cocky overconfident boy, but, like, Peter wasn’t afraid of death. It says “he felt scared, yet he felt only one shudder run through him when any other person would have felt scared up until death. With his blithe attitude towards death, he says, “To die will be an awfully big adventure”.” and with that Barrie is showing us both a naivety and bravery we possess as children but lose as adults and is basically telling us that we shouldn’t let that go. Like, the point is growing up is inevitable but you don’t have to lose everything.

And so yeah….I’m really passionate about Peter Pan.