"Are you jealous that I'm kind of pretty now and you're not?"
"Fuck diamonds, I got spinach!"
"You're federal property!"
"I don't know why the sick fuck wanted to write about this."
"I'm not buying gay porn."
"You don't go Jessica Simpson when you got Rihanna."
"Why did you bring us to a gay bathhouse?"
"Do not defend your boner to me right now."
"You smell like a turtle tank."
"It's a metaphor, you potato with eyes!"
"I fall asleep all the time. It's like I'm a necrophiliac!"
"This is the loneliest place I've ever been and I lived in a tree for eight months."
"You know who made up that never snitch bullshit? People who deserved to be snitched on."
"You seem so calm. Are you a murderer?"
"She will go Wolverine on your ass."
"You've been lording over this group like some Hillary Clinton dictator."
"Yeah I said stupid twice, only to emphasize how stupid that is!"
"I don't mess with no heroin, but I love me some candy."
"It ain't just ice cream! It's a chocolate vanilla swirl with cookie crunch!"
"They are lesbianing together."
"How am I supposed to prison fight an old Russian lady with back problems?"
"Bitch, if grateful paid the bills, we'd all be Bill Gates."
"I am like a bean flicking Mother Teresa."
"I'm not an alcoholic, I'm Australian."
"You want to assassinate someone? Vision is a basic requirement. It's like, Step 1, pick the person to kill. Step 2, kill that person."
"I remember the Alamo, too, but that don't keep me from eating Mexican food."
"Your ass tells me you know pie."
"Well, if the Internet says it, we better all listen up."
"Always so rude, that one."
“They so bad their cows had to die.”
"Hey, it's all right. A lot of people are stupid and live full, productive lives."
"She disrespected me. Now I'm going to have to kill her."
"I threw my pie for you!"
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