God forbid we become friendly
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God forbid we become friendly
i'll be back here to do replies later today (hopefully). but like this for a starter?
OITNB SENTENCE STARTERS
"Are you jealous that I'm kind of pretty now and you're not?"
"Fuck diamonds, I got spinach!"
"You're federal property!"
"I don't know why the sick fuck wanted to write about this."
"I'm not buying gay porn."
"Scatter the nuns!"
"You don't go Jessica Simpson when you got Rihanna."
"Why did you bring us to a gay bathhouse?"
"I had a groupon."
"Do not defend your boner to me right now."
"You smell like a turtle tank."
"It's a metaphor, you potato with eyes!"
"I fall asleep all the time. It's like I'm a necrophiliac!"
"This is the loneliest place I've ever been and I lived in a tree for eight months."
"You know who made up that never snitch bullshit? People who deserved to be snitched on."
"You seem so calm. Are you a murderer?"
"She will go Wolverine on your ass."
"You've been lording over this group like some Hillary Clinton dictator."
"Yeah I said stupid twice, only to emphasize how stupid that is!"
"I don't mess with no heroin, but I love me some candy."
"It ain't just ice cream! It's a chocolate vanilla swirl with cookie crunch!"
"They are lesbianing together."
"How am I supposed to prison fight an old Russian lady with back problems?"
"Bitch, if grateful paid the bills, we'd all be Bill Gates."
"I am like a bean flicking Mother Teresa."
"I'm not an alcoholic, I'm Australian."
"You want to assassinate someone? Vision is a basic requirement. It's like, Step 1, pick the person to kill. Step 2, kill that person."
"I remember the Alamo, too, but that don't keep me from eating Mexican food."
"Your ass tells me you know pie."
"Well, if the Internet says it, we better all listen up."
"Always so rude, that one."
“They so bad their cows had to die.”
"Hey, it's all right. A lot of people are stupid and live full, productive lives."
"She disrespected me. Now I'm going to have to kill her."
"Ugh. People."
"I threw my pie for you!"
"Most psychology departments are filled with personality deficients. Dr. Bloom would be the exception."
JUST KIDDING I FORGOT I WROTE IT DOWN IN A NOTE ON MY PHONE. SUCCESS!
guess who finally remembered alana's log-in info. i'll be here tomorrow!
I ‘ve seen this murder wives gifset a couple times on my dash and today was the day I snapped.
I need more of this
selfxcongradulation
moving in with hannibal had been a BIG step for alana, & there were still times that she was certain he regretted their decision. she was messy, constantly leaving her clothing on the ground & forgetting to put her dishes into the dishwasher. but there was ONE thing that unsettled her even more than the state of her relationship, and that was the house itself. the creeks at night, the occasional shadow -- it had all started to pile up, leaving alana weary of their new home.
the soft sound of footsteps on WOODEN floorboards on the second floor E C H O E D throughout the kitchen, the subtle noise causing alana's heart to race. something seemed ... OFF. surely she was just being paranoid. hannibal was home as well. logically speaking, HE had to be the source. she CALLED out for him, voice raised to ensure it would travel up the stairs.
❛ Hannibal? ❜
( MENTOR ):
“I’m sure we’ve discussed not skipping your lunches, it makes your dinner table manners absolutely atrocious.”
❛ ATROCIOUS is a rather strong word, don't you think? They're not that bad. And besides, you were the one offering, were you not? ❜
bloomisms
( BARNEY ):
Barney gave the psychiatrist a soft nod as he slid his key card through the security clearance.
"Dr. Gideon was behaving before he did what he did to that nurse," the orderly informed her, though why he wasn’t sure, he figured that she probably already knew that bit of information, "It wasn’t Dr. Chilton that let security around him fall. I know most people don’t like him too much, but he agreed with me on that fact."
alana offered up a polite smile as she brushed past him and began her journey down the hallway. a nod of her head informed him that she'd heard & UNDERSTOOD him.
❛ I'm not here to ACCUSE anyone of anything. I'm just looking for some answers to a few questions, that's all. ❜
I’ve never done one of these before but since it is the New Year decided to make one. I’ve been role playing for a couple of years now on and off, both on tumblr and other sights where you can role play. When I first started role playing it was a way for me to get away from the mean bullies at my school and role playing helped me create a character and play him or her how I wanted and it just made me love to write and it also helped me step out of my shell. I’ve met so many people threw role playing, some I’ve actually met in real life and some who have helped me so much. I’ve always had a thing for role playing Caroline, she was honestly my favorite character in the show and threw out the last few months where I have been back and forth with characters, creating and deleting blogs. Caroline has always stayed and so have my amazing followers. I want to say thank you to all of you because without you then I wouldn’t have anyone to role play with and talk to. Some of you I have actually gotten to know and have realized just how amazing you are and others I’m just getting to know and some I stalk but over all I just want to say thank you for making role playing such an amazing experience for me.
And now for all my special cupcakes, you know I could not forget you guys.
My amazing cupcakes.
studxmuffin - you should have already known that I would mention your cute, amazing, sweet self. I actually talk to you almost every day now and I want to thank you for not just being my role play partner but for being my friend. I can honestly say that you make my days better and also you’ve stuck threw all my crazy characters, all my deletions and creations and you are still not sick of me being silly. There’s so much more I could say about you but all I want to say right now is thank you for just being a friend, you are amazing.
xcougarxtownx - I know we don’t talk or role play as much as we used to but you are still an amazing person and you know that I will ALWAYS be here for you to cheer you up or to make sure you’re ok because sometimes you disappear and you worry me to death. You are just amazing and flawless and I hope that we can always be friends because you truly are a kind soul.
dontxprayforme - You are the Klaus to my Caroline and honestly I was never a big klaroline shipper before I started role playing Caroline and then you come along with your flawless Klaus and just make me want all the klaroline verses ever. You are an amazing writer and I know we don’t role play as much as we used to but I still think you are awesome and you know I’d do a million and one things with you in a heart beat.
All my other cupcakes who I haven’t talked to a lot but I still love dearly.
aneckperson - letdemonscontrolme - selflessism - evatrxmell - griefisms - notahunteranymxre - elitistoriginalbitchx - bexmass - parkerwitch - banefulbloodstream - thebartendersnextdoor - cureforxmankind - withouthxmanity - griefexpert - yourchampiion - lycaniism - imnogoodprincess - moonoverbourbon - hiswxrriorprincess
All the amazing role players I’m shy to ask to plot with that I stalk
antiheroiism - vitiosuus - originalmaneater - ofgreyties - victorioussaviour - ofcigaretteburns - oftragedies - ofhumaniity - onlylovedherself - ofhybridiisms - wickedfatality - herohaired - vikingbeauty - yourstrulykaterina - littlewxtch - wiildcat - miss-barbiebex - davinaclaiire - drunkendick - centricism petrovaiism - sorcierexcachee
And let’s not forget all my other cupcakes.
deadlyloyal - ofmontgomery - ofxsurvivor - unemotiionally - misskatherinewetherly - originallymikaelson - blondeiisms - theabomination-kai - livxparker - fouriisms - thenobletwin - eccentricatheart - obscurumxunbound - ofwonderment - blackwolfism - carneaderunt - grilledchxxsus - victorioussaviour - bloomisms - dysfunctionalgilbert - notjustabrokengirl - antipsychxtic - askxtatia - kvterina - nxtabeliever - niiklausx - heartrippingpetrova - iinvestment - usesmostlyred - exquisitebeaxty - nosupersenses - lovedthemboth - dxfinitelyahale - nobleassassin - lethallyher - wailingxqueenx - brokengilbert - gorgeousxfeisty - sulezmer - dhampxr - leaderofahybridarmy - thelockwoodxhybrid - ofxred - ofharvard - agentlycan - joelgxran - vxmpireisms - prxttyrad - nadiapetrovaxx - elitistoriginalbitchx - thatsmydiick - scottmchungup - broodingisms - damnedtragedy - horrorfixxx - cleveriisms - hopelabonair - narcissaisms - reborninflame - screamiiisms - ly-martin - wildlingmalia - fragilepower - byburning - freyatheeldest - pyroes - theindecisivedoppelganger - wariiorprincess - nampervisum
( WILL ):
’ ah, right. can i get you anything? ‘
❛ Do you have a beer? ❜
bloomisms
( WILL ):
’ sorry for the mess. i, uh, wasn’t expecting company. ‘
❛ There's no need to APOLOGIZE. Besides, my house isn't much better. ❜
( HEART RIPPER ):
❝ I’m a collector of sorts. But of course, you already know that don’t you? Surely you were among those who combed through my home. ❞
Knives. Acids. Guns. Hearts. He collected them all & they were hidden - in a place within his home he suspected the authorities had yet to find.
❛ I WASN'T, actually, but I was informed of their findings. I recall them finding some ... interesting things, but no collections. ❜
eyes narrowing slightly, alana eyed the man curiously before picking up her pen and scribbling down a note to have his apartment SEARCHED once more before the trial was to be held.
wgrahamx replied to your post:beardedescort replied to your post:WHEN YOUR THEME...
—dear god id cry.
i actually teared up for a few seconds, not even going to lie. i don't understand how that even happens?
beardedescort replied to your post:WHEN YOUR THEME DECIDES TO JUST POOF AND EXPLODE.
omg what happened to it?
this madness!