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Hope y'all haven't forgotten about me just yet, because today's blorbo is Colorado Proposition 122! If you enjoy psychedelics, people not being arrested for victimless crimes, doing crimes anyway until they're legal, you're a soulless pharma-capitalist looking to rake in money in the most vile and predatory ways possible that reflect an absolute lack of care for your patients like how MAPS and affiliates have done many times before, and/or if you aspire to be voted into law yourself one day, then Colorado Proposition 122 is 100% guaranteed to be your blorbo too!

#Seriously though #Psychedelic pharma companies need to be kept on tight fuckin watch #That said I love the decrim and I'm so happy it passed #Colorado Proposition 122 #Real Life Blorbo #Blorbo #Mushrooms #Iboga #DMT #MAPS #MAPS Canada #MAPS the company not the predators

Today's blorbo is the death of Queen Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor II, from real life!

If you have a fetish for being stepped on by old ladies (and you happen to be laying in front of the gates to hell right about now), you're an anti-monarchist, you're a nation that was minding it's own business until you were violently colonized by the very institution that Queen Elizabeth II has until-now been willfully representing and upholding for the past 70 years, you enjoy influxes of high quality memes, and/or you're just a generally respectable human being, then this is your newest blorbo too! :)

#SHES DEAD #Queen Elizabeth II #Queen Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor II #Queen Elizabeth II Death #Death #Lol #Die you old colonialist bag #blorbo #events can be blorbos if you think about it #Hopefully the monarchy follows her lead and also dies #The queen is dead #Short live the king

Today's blorbo is Yuno Gasai, from the anime Future Diary!

If you're a material girl, you never did anything wrong, you like calling your partner kind of cringy things like "pookie" but you somehow make it work, you are god, you've killed god, you've killed yourself who is god, you just want to be loved, you're the coolest person in the room at any given time, and you're extremely depressed but you're slowly managing to pull yourself out of it, then she's undeniably your blorbo! I wish you luck in all future romantic endeavors. :)

#Yuno did nothing wrong #Yuno Gasai #Future Diary #Mirai Nikki #blorbo #I do think she was holding back a homophobic slur that one episode though #You know the one #She didn't say it though 'cause she knew it was wrong #She was just really mad at that dude tryin to steal her man u_u #Just another example of her restraint and inability to do wrong tbh #I hope I don't end up on a watch list for this

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feelin' this one today lads

#Not a blorbo #I'm just so sleepy today u_u

Today's blorbo is Adam from the anime SK∞ the Infinity!

If you were, are, or ever have been horny, you like beating the absolute shit out of children for no reason, you're incapable of showing any emotion besides sexual desire and annoyance, you're a sk8r boy (she said see ya l8r boy), you should've told your family to eat dirt at least a decade ago, or you're a "service top" (you really just pretend everyone else is a bottom), then I'm concerned to say he's your blorbo, but I do understand why.

#SK∞ the infinity #SK∞#SK8 the infinity #SK8 #adam sk8 #THE MATADOR OF LOVE #Ainosuke Shindo #I totally forgot that Adam isn't his real name lmao #blorbo

Today's blorbo is Hotaru Tomoe, aka Sailor Saturn, from the Sailor Moon franchise!

If you're the only person in your friend group who doesn't know how to dance, you have a martyr complex, you have three moms (at least two are lesbians), you hope to one day be gifted a cool pen, you died but you got better, and you're not old enough to be on this website yet, then I know she's your blorbo. What are you doing on here? 🤨

#Sailor Moon #Hotaru Tomoe #Sailor Saturn #I'm telling ur moms ur on here

Today's blorbo is (Jesse?) Dylan Faden, from the video game Control!

If you enjoy Dadaist poems, you're malding, you've started dressing like a shitty rich tech CEO, you might be one split half of a formerly existing child now grown up, you get really into your dreams, you're actively in psychosis, you're trying out speaking in the third person to see how it goes (so far people don't like it), and your acting is underrated, then the word that describes this is redacted! Er, I mean... then he could be your blorbo! I don't advise it though!

#Control #Control game #Dylan Faden #You are a worm through time.#The thunder song distorts you.#Happiness comes.#White pearls⸴ but yellow and red in the eye.#Through a mirror⸴ inverted is made right.#Leave your insides by the door.#Push the fingers through the surface into the wet.#You’ve always been the new you.#You want this to be true.#We stand around you while you dream.#You can almost hear our words but you forget.#This happens more and more now.#You gave us the permission in your regulations.#We wait in the stains.#The word that describes this is redacted.#Repeat the word.#The name of the sound.#It resonates in your house.#After the song⸴ time for applause.#We build you till nothing remains.#The egg cracks and the truth will emerge out of you.#You are home.#You remind us of home.#You’ve taken your boss with your boss with you.#All hair must be eaten.#Under the conceptual reality behind this reality you must want these waves to drag you away.#After the song⸴ time for applause-

Today's blorbo is Shizuka Joestar, from the anime JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond Is Unbreakable!

If you're baby, you simply cannot be seen without your makeup, you like long swims in the river, you're the best JoJo, you don't know how to swim, you'll probably get a tattoo of a star on the back of your shoulder, you deserve your own spin-off, and your dad is hot and I will fuck him, then achtung baby because she's your blorbo!

#JoJo's Bizarre Adventure #Diamond is Unbreakable #Shizuka Joestar #Best JoJo #JoJo #Invisible baby #For real though check out the recently released doujinshi she stars in #It's called #Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Fading Lights #Fading Lights #It shows her older and being an absolute baddie 💅

Today's blorbo is Harrier Du Bois, from the video game Disco Elysium!

If you have been haphazardly and permanently mentally touched by an unexplainable ontological force that will one day blot out all of reality (as it already has swathes of your memory), you wish to learn more about the "homo-sexual underground," you have a magnesium deficiency and/or are a magnesium-based lifeform, people seem to pity you for reasons you pretend not to understand, you simply Do Not Wish To Move On From It, or you do coke, then I have to break it to you: he's your blorbo. I don't make the rules here, I just tell 'em how they are.

#Disco Elysium #Harry Du Bois #Harrier Du Bois #sorry you had to find out this way #Lieutenant double-yefreitor Harrier 'Harry' Du Bois #but for real though 'double-yefreitor' is such a cool title #it's just too bad it's a title for pigs #which is to say cops #because pigs are way better than cops #pigs rights #anti-cops rights

Today's blorbo is the sea creature from the Flash game I Fell in Love With The Majesty of Colors

If you were colorblind but got better, you don't understand the frailty of the human body, you have brown eyes, you've been deemed a threat to humanity in one of your lives, and you're homebound, then this creature could be your blorbo! Let's just hope you're not thalassophobic...

#I Fell in Love With The Majesty of Colors #Majesty of Colors #blorbo #flash games #underrated game #RIP Flash

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Today's blorbo is ENA, from the web series, ENA!

If you're insecure about your uneven skin tone, you constantly twirl your hands around as a stim, you don't own any matching socks, you trip (in both senses of the word) at least once a week, and you're having the best time despite barely holding things together, then she's probably already your blorbo! Congratulations!!!

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Today's blorbo is Paprika, from the movie, Paprika!

If you often star in the dreams of creepy men, you wander around a lot while daydreaming, you're simultaneously underpaid and jobless, and you want to reclaim the "fiery redhead" trope irl, then 6/7 doctors recommend making her your blorbo once a day!

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Today's blorbo is Solanum, from the video game Outer Wilds.

If the only people you know are nonbinary, you're the only one in your friend group that doesn't get misgendered, you're more dead than alive, your continued existence is an ontological nightmare, and nobody ever brings up your cool shoes no matter how much you wish they would, then you too should consider having her as a blorbo!

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Today's blorbo is Nuki, from the video game Milky Way Prince - The Vampire Star.

If you've ever been used for sex and one-sided emotional comforting, and then tossed away by a man who you've given all your starry-eyed love to, then he just might be your blorbo too!

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Today's blorbo is Looks to the Moon, from the video game Rain World!

If you've ever been horrifically trapped in the endless cycle of reincarnation, while also being programmatically obligated to free the rest of the world from it before yourself, then you too may have her as a blorbo! :)

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