Mtambaji wa usiku

I’m just here to vibe | 22

[spamton]

cooking my husband a delicious and nutricious breakfast consisting of lead pipes and

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[spamton]

idont remmeber what the rest of the post was going to say. use your impregnation i dont care

[spamton]

you get what i mean.

[free-post-store]

$0

[spamton]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

Destiel died on the cross for Neil gaiman's right to make amazon prime old man yaoi and this is how you treat them in the tumblr polls. Unbelievable

[lexi-owo]

[meow-moment]

Me: So yeah, casual english has completely changed since then. Nowadays instead of 'There was a crying baby on the bus today' you would say 'Me when I'm in a being loud and annoying competition and my opponent is crying baby on bus.' And then you'd post this picture of Squidward. Oh, uh, Squidward is a guy from a cartoon-"

Reanimated Corpse of John Wilkes Booth: *Has been staring angrily at a penny for the last 15 minutes and not listened to a word I've said*

[heartseeker]

“kill them with kindness” Wrong. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

[laszlogirl]

sorry but he's literally JUST like me fr

[zstraps]

me all weekend trying to spend time with anyone whose entire brain is not ofmd

[logicallyserial]

10 years of tmtc :) i see him again in a week and i could not be more excited

[saltpepperbeard]

my three braincells

[djarin]

#ponytail ed is my gender

[alasforher]

I offer myself to you again with a heart even more your own than when you almost broke it

[sacred-portal]

[azultecnicolor]

Guillermo is too busy being batshit crazy to join a book club :(

[sovietunion]

[amess-art]

shes on the case…. coming this fall …. Detective Policeman

[aforlorngazeintoyesterday-deact]

[i-say-ok]

ok.l

[only-fragments]

Hey Kemetics, new execration method just dropped!