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anxietyproblem

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foreveralone-lyguy

Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

foreveralone-lyguy

thanks

neckkiss

onlinecounsellingcollege

Do not worry that your life is turning upside down. How do you know that the side you are used to is better than the one to come?

Rumi (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

zappavolta

teaboot

2019 is going to be a great year because we’re going to fucking make it that way, no more of this “I hope good things come to me” shit, I’m gonna go out and drag good things to me by the fucking hair

desertkender

SAME FRIEND, SAME

teaboot

2019 Is The Year Of Not Even Remotely Fucking Around

little-niggah-sugar

this is probably the best thing i have ever made

enjolrassuggestions

thank you Wikipedia, I would certainly love to help

setheverman

someone: i love twenty one pilots!!

me, the 22nd pilot: :’(

ewaneneollav

fixedyourmeme

tapehissorchid

when the whole squad’s flourishing

ahead

boywhofelltoearthur

I got so horny watching this when I was a kid.

boywhofelltoearthur

Let’s not forget these, either.

daily-bad-jokes

occasionally the universe orders one of its many snipers to fire a warning shot at me. not to cause any (physical) harm, mind you. they’re just reminders that the universe hates me and could snuff out my puny little life anytime it wishes.

today that warning shot came in the form of my microwave burrito being completely empty. no filling. just tortilla.

daily-bad-jokes

how can you look at this and still believe the world is kind and just

meckamecha

It has filling. The filling is more tortilla

its-going-down

dankmemeuniversity

thescariestface

modern day greek chorus

hellyeahrihannafenty

Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle

dr0wnedperfectionist

I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..

eroscestlavie

every time i watch this when the reveal hits and he starts dancing i’m like “oh ok that ain’t a big deal he’s just another celeb doing a gimmick” but somehow by the end of this video without fail i am filled with respect for him and zendaya for being like…a powerful gen z couple who both give off chaotic bisexual vibes

i think it’s the irreverence with which he splashes the water

feistyfrank

that was a classic that was a classic

thelovelylights

It’s a good time to remember that Tom Holland is a trained dancer and that initself is a gift

professorsparklepants

He’s trained in ballet, too, which is what makes this even funnier. I saw a video (also with Zendaya in it) of him doing like, fifteen fouettes in someone’s basement. GET A MAN WHO CAN DO BOTH.