back on my bullshit

preferred topics of conversation: cake / music / books / anime / mcu

[leftboob-enthusiast]

“you don’t need to be stressed!” okay but consider this: I am

[airframeextender]

im not paying three dollars for this theres no capri sun and they didnt spell salammy right

[nightlifemingus]

when you inform Mother that you would like to eat lunchables just as the other schoolchildren do at luncheon

[blu-olivz]

me, whenever two people glare angrily at each other: ok but WHAT IF they were in love

[ultimatepisshead-deactivated202]

[xheymoonx-deactivated20211218]

Does anyone else have like several songs that they love but are constantly skipping because the atmosphere has to be just right and you have to be able to completely immerse yourself in it for those few minutes without any distractions

[inkskinned]

today’s schedule

1. suffer

[girlcumsmoothie-deactivated2016]

OK I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS BUT on the plane back from toronto I was really nervous because turbulence was outta this world so to try to distract myself from how nervous I was I just opened up a note in my phone and typed out what I was feeling in emojis and just. can u tell where the turbulence was Really Bad and when the plane finally landed

[ubercharge]

this is honestly a fucking visual journey

[weloveshortvideos]

[softporkbuns-deactivated2016072]

Ohhhh my godddddddd oh my god

[kushandwizdom]

😩😩😩😩😩😩😩💛

[weloveshortvideos]

there’s a goat! why is there a goat!? oh my god! there’s a fucking lama!

[yourweeaboobs]

PLEASEEE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD UNMUTE THIS HE’S SO PERPLEXED

[fonzworthcutlass]

#what kind of doctor dolittle

[fuckuforeverandeverwearedone-de]

reblog this and tag three makeup products you would die without

[unplatziert]

my morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired i am

[who-gives-a-smeg-blog]

I finally made the triple fried egg and chilli chutney sandwich!

We didn’t have white bread so I had to use this grainy stuff, and I used 3 eggs instead of 4. But nevertheless, this sandwich was a journey. It’s so wrong, but so right - just like Lister

I would recommend this to everyone because it’s so damn good :D

[suspendourdisbelief]

something you might not know

[dontforgetoctober3rd]

Of fucking course 😑😑😑

[blu-olivz]

there is a documentary and also a dramatized film about this relatively unknown part of the war called Beyond Barbed Wire/Go For Broke that i highly recommend.

[gaytectives-deactivated-deactiv]

at work we have a family of three huskies who come in for daycare and everyone calls them “the mafia” it makes me so happy because occasionally out of nowhere someone over the radios will say “we’re sending in the mafia” and then three huskies barrel their way inside and usually slip and fall on the tile ajfjajg

[gaytectives-deactivated-deactiv]

the white one is zephyr but everyone calls him the godfather and his sisters follow him around everywhere and they’re a tiny gang which i love

[lol-post]

You thought your jail could stop me?

[beak-on-fleek-deactivated201704]

No cage can hold my power…….

[lemonsharks]

actual velociraptor

[rey-wan-kenobi]

this kitten looks like bb-8

[gaarrused]