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“So… bit of a loner, tough, quiet kinda guy, huh?”
Buddy questioned as the two continued through the Pizzaplex. If they weren't on the clock right now, Buddy would totally ditch this guy and go dick around this money draining mega mall. They’ve already stolen a few things they liked for fun, but they didn’t want to over fill their hidden duffel bag with stuff that was honestly entirely useless in the grand scheme of things.
All they got as an answer to their question was a dead eyed stare from their partner in crime’s Jackalope mask.
“Aw come on Jackie-man, care to humor me with some witty back and forth banter?”
A grunt of annoyance was their reply this time. Buddy groaned as they dramatically threw their hands up in the air.
“Why did I think teaming myself up with you would be exciting! You’re so quiet and boring! It’s like you don’t even want to be here-”
Buddy paused, their smirk hidden behind their suits mask. They did a quick 180 as they started to walk backwards in front of their disgruntled partner.
“Is that it? Are you like Zoey; A puppet, holding onto but a thread of their morality-”
“Shut up.”
Oh, well that got a response. Should they continue to poke the metaphorical bear and see what juicy bit of information about himself he might let slip out?
“Ohhhh,” Buddy chuckled. “Did I strike a nerve?”
“No. You’re just being fucking stupid.”
“Sheesh… someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed. What’s with all the hostility? I’m just trying to learn a bit about’cha.”
“Stop acting like we’re friends, and stop trying to analyze me.”
Buddy stopped walking and stood still before the looming Jackalope themed killer. Most would be shaking in their boots right now, their fight or flight kicking into overdrive. But no, Buddy stood their ground as the two stopped their trek and stared each other down.
“Aw come on friendo! Why can’t we be friends~? Why can’t we be friends~?” Buddy sang briefly. Their hyper and joking demeanor is quite different from most of the other killers. Honestly, it annoyed a few of them from time to time.
Which is why sometimes they forget that this short, physically weak person, could be honestly quite intimidating at times. Buddy opened the jaw of their suit with a audible Ca-Chunk, and used a claw to rhythmically tap on one of the deadly sharp metal teeth.
“Cut that thread.”
Nemi was taken aback for a moment. The cheery tone Buddy had just seconds ago was replaced with a dead, monotone tune.
“What?”
“You know what I’m talking about hon… The Bear.”
If one was not paying close attention, they would’ve missed Nemi tense slightly at the mention of him.
“Glamrock Freddy. He’s your thread of morality. You need to cut it.”
Buddy stepped closer, and Nemi stood his ground.
“Next time we see him; Kill him.”
Nemi leaned forward to stare down the robotic eyes of Buddy’s suit. The nose of their suits head just inches away from his mask. His hand tightly clenching his cleaver, and shaking in barley controlled anger.
“Don’t tell me what to do, puppy.”
“Then stop acting like a little bitch, and do your damn job. Go check out the go-kart track. Maybe they’re hiding there.”
Buddy took a few steps back.
“Consider this your chance to prove that you really are loyal to Glitchtrap… and a chance for you to go cool off.”
And with that, Buddy skipped away. They held up a hand and made a scissor motion as they frolicked away from the peeved brute.
“Cut the thread hon. Snip, snip.”