Thirsty Thoughts and Sexy Stages @skifazoa - Tumblr Blog

I got published this spring, and would love it if y'all wanted to read my cute queer erotic short story 🩷

You can buy a copy here!

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rejectedfables

this girl CANNOT catch a break

calisotaducks

Do you think Panchito and José ever get stressed out only hearing about most of Donald's adventures from the sidelines?

oblivionsdream

Saw this trend and couldn’t resist XD

kittyhellsystem

lets sit on mama

hometoursandotherstuff

noeliogallagh3r

Which one are we feeling today

mormtastic

“the walrus is john!” “the walrus is paul!” i think the walrus is actually john and paul’s freakish desire to be melded into one entity

i am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together

pliroforie

john and his fursona 🤞

mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

Thanks @lostinthewrongfandom

unadulteratedhideouttrash

taciturn-nerd

"I'm so sick of sports movies that follow the conventions that make it a sports movie!" says Ino Bettranyone, the director and producer of an upcoming film about your favorite historical baseball player.

"I mean, what's with those helmets that batters wear? It's so unfashionable. Those have got to go. And those pants are so restrictive. I'm going to show that the protagonist is a rebel and an independent thinker by having them wear cut-off jeans and run to third base instead of going to first. They'll also have waist-length free-flowing hair that they never tie up when they run."

"What? No, of course I didn't read up anything about sports history or the rules of baseball."

(Yes, this is satire about how the makers of period dramas sometime completely dismiss the social constraints and conventions of that era that make period dramas interesting, and you know, true to the time period.)

reallyreallyreallytrying

all roads lead to road dude. and when in road do as the rodents do.

creekfiend

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

the-punforgiven

Show up at work like hi boss sorry I'm late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files

the-punforgiven

Anyway shoutout to Stonekeep (1995)

mushroomsandteeth

I'M MAKING THE MUFFINS

mushroomsandteeth

Burnt my hand picking it up to show. Gonna wait to taste.

mushroomsandteeth

Taste review: Make the video game muffins oh my GOD.

knightjockey

These are DELICIOUS! I substituted chocolate chips for pecans because its what i had on hand.

It tastes like a pumpkin gingerbread cake! Great treat for fall and winter!

Definitely make these!

sadhoc

Text from recipe

Tim Cain's Chocolate Chip Pumpkin Muffins -- They're the shadow king's favorite!

1 and 2/3 cup flour

2 tsp cinnamon

1/4 tsp cloves

1/4 tsp baking powder

2 eggs

1 cup chocolate chips

1 cup sugar

1 tsp nutmeg

1 tsp baking soda

1/4 tsp salt

1 cup pumpkin (half of a 16 oz can)

1/2 cup (one stick) butter, melted

preheat oven to 350. grease muffin tins (one dozen regular size) or use baking cups. mix flour, sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg, cloves, baking powder, baking soda and salt in a large bowl. Break eggs into another bowl. add pumpkin and butter and whisk until blended. stir in chocolate chips. pour over dry ingredients and stir until just blended. do NOT overstir! scoop batter into tins and bake 20-25 minutes. after cooling, keep muffins wrapped in plastic to avoid drying.