Private Sara

An independent Red vs Blue oc rp blog for Private Sara Caboose of Blue Team, one of Caboose's many sisters. Muse is a trans female and asexual. Multiship and multiverse. Mun is 18+ and willing to rp anything but smut. M!A: Accepting

[docholligay]

Coming from a state champion baker:

If y’all use a decent box mix and use melted butter instead of vegetable oil, an extra egg, and milk instead of water, no one can tell the difference. I sure as hell can’t. 

Also, if you add a little almond extract to vanilla cake, or a little coffee to chocolate cake, it sends it through the roof. 

This concludes me attempting to be helpful. 

[meowjorie]

yo I can vouch for this I’ve done this for the last few cakes I’ve made and holy crap it makes suuuuch a difference the cake is still fluffy, but it also seems more dense, and it doesn’t dry out like at all you can leave it uncovered on the counter all day after being cut into, and it won’t get all crusty and dry this is an amazing way to take your cakes to the next level

[leaper182]

Does this count as cake hacks?

[haberdashing]

cake: hacked

[melamemea]

don’t let me go//let me go.

for the painful part .

“please… i’m scared.”

“i need you to say it —”

“please say you love me”

“don’t let go”

“don’t give up on me”

“don’t give up on us”

“please call me back”

“i never meant for this to happen”

“i didn’t — intend to say that”

“no! you got it all wrong” 

“i—”

“please… please don’t leave me”

“you can’t — mean that…”

“why are you saying all this?!”

“what does that mean!?”

“why are you — telling me this now —”

“what… ? i don’t… understand?”

“was it – something i said…?”

“was it – something i did…?”

“please, talk to me.”

“please – tell me what’s wrong”

“please, please just  — listen to me!”

“that’s not what i said!”

“what i meant was (…)”

“are you – leaving me…?”

“you – … no — not you too, no, please…”

“you’re all i have – please don’t do this…”

for the also painful part.

“i think it’s best if we stop here.”

“i had fun but – i just can’t do this anymore.”

“i don’t feel the same way you do.”

“it’s — it’s not you, it’s me and… i don’t love you.”

“it’s over, okay?”

“i have to end this now before it escalates into you being hurt.”

“this isn’t easy for me either, but we’re just — different.”

“we’re not at the same page right now, I can’t do this.”

“i can’t live like this anymore.”

“i can’t do this anymore.”

“it feels fake from my side. i can’t lie to you anymore.”

“i don’t want to hurt you anymore.”

“i said that… it’s over.”

“i need a break. we need a break…”

“we have to stop, please.”

“i can’t give you want you want. i’m sorry.”

“i’m sorry.”

“i’m sorry i wasted your time.”

“i don’t love you, i never did —”

“we’re just not meant to be, okay?”

“this is not meant to be.”

“i need to leave.”

“you have to let me go.”

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[parentalconsentisadvised]

Reblog save a woman’s life.

[a-girl-named-angel]

Or a mans life.

[blue-and-lavender]

Guardians of the Galaxy Roleplay Sentence Starters

"You'll die! Why are you doing this? Why?"

"Well that's just as fascinating as the first 89 times you told me that."

"Well I tell you what, that's gonna wear real thin, real fast, bud."

" I just wanted to tell you how grateful I am that you've accepted me despite my blunders. It is good to once again be among friends."

"This dumb tree is also my friend."

"I have lived most of my life surrounded my enemies. I will be grateful to die among my friends."

"Aww, what the hell, I don't got that long a lifespan anyway... "

"Well now I'm standing. Happy? We're all standing now. Bunch of jackasses, standing in a circle."

"We've already established that you destroying the ship I'm on is not saving me!"

"That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life."

"Finger on throat means death!"

"They got my dick message."

"His people are completely literal. Metaphors go over his head."

"That dude there. I need his prosthetic leg. "

"God knows I don't need the rest of him. Look at him. He's useless."

"Well, supposedly, these bald bodies find you attractive, so maybe you could work out some sort of trade."

"That's for if things get really hardcore. Or if you wanna blow up moons."

"You just wanna suck the joy out of everything."

"Who put the sticks up their butts?"

"I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy."

"Fine, but I can't promise when all of this is over I'm not going to kill every last one of you jerks."

"See, this is exactly why none of you have any friends!"

"Oh she has no idea. If I had a blacklight, this would look like a Jackson Pollock painting."

"You got issues."

"He thinks I'm some stupid thing! He does!"

" I didn't ask to be torn apart and put back together over and over and turned into some little monster!"

"When I look around, you know what I see? Losers."

"You're an imbecile."

"I can't believe I got taken down by a raccoon."

"Raccoon? What's a raccoon?"

"Ain't no thing like me, except me!"

"We're just like Kevin Bacon."

"I live for the simple things... like how much this is going to hurt!"

"Dance-off, bro. Me and you."

"I like your knife, I'm keeping it."

"Oh, I was just kidding about the leg. I just need these two things."

"He said that he may be an... a-hole. But he's not, and I quote, 100% a dick".

"Well, I don't know if I believe anyone is 100% a dick."

"Let's see if you can laugh after five or six good shots in your freakin' face!"

"Creepy little beast!"

"I don't learn. One of my issues."

"Look at this thing. It thinks it's so cool. It's not cool to ask for help! Walk by yourself, you little gargoyle!"

"Hooked on a Feeling, Blue Swede! That song belongs to me!"

"Hold on a second, you're being serious right now?"

"I can't believe I'm taking orders from a hamster."

"You're a good looking girl. You should try to be more nice to people."

[trainsinanime]

Just once, I want the hero to go “your wife/sister/mother/whatever would not have wanted this!”, and the villain to go, “actually, we talked about this a lot. She was really into vigilante justice and eye for an eye stuff. She always said, if something like this happens, avenge me.”

[dreadlord-mr-son]

“Your mother never would have wanted this!”

“Wow you clearly never met my mother.”

[unicornlordart-deactivated20190]

Dude, I just realized, in Pokemon, they probably use Phantump sightings to local searches for missing people. But it’s like a double edge sword, because you know you’re looking for a body at that point.

Like imagine officer jenny having to report to the family “… I’m sorry… but there’s been a Phantump reported in the area.”

[fini-mun]

How many kids have died in the damn forest?!

[seventeendeer]

okay but

what if the search team caught the Phantump

and they have to report to the family that their child may never come back as themself, but … perhaps you should have a look at this Pokémon. you might recognize it, or maybe it will recognize you

and okay, it may be a little bit harder to communicate with their little one now, and the future they imagined for the kid may not be a possibility anymore, but they found their baby, it’s right here, it’s safe, not to mention capable of pulling some sick magic tricks so nothing will ever be able to hurt it again

how many Phantump do you think live with their human families still, either because a rescue team caught them and sent them home, or because they found their way back eventually

how many children have kid siblings who just so happen to be Phantump, or big siblings who act like kid siblings because Phantump don’t grow up the same way human kids do

is there a network for people whose children have turned into Phantump so they can trade back and forth and let their little ones grow up into big strong Trevenant and move out into forests of their own

how many family reunions involve a Trevenant lumbering out of a nearby forest like [EARSPLITTING INHUMAN SCREECH] “oh hey, Brenda’s here you guys, welcome home Brenda”

just 

think about this for a moment ok

consider it

[blue-and-lavender]

an extensive prompt masterlist pt. 2

( SEND ME A SENTENCE FOR MY MUSE'S RESPONSE. )

"Are we really just friends, then?"

"Do you want me to leave?"

"I can't believe you!"

"I swear it won't happen again."

"What did you say?"

"I'm not jealous, why would you say that?"

"Why are you smiling so much today?"

"You're jealous, aren't you?"

"They were just a friend, okay? Nothing more."

"When you said you loved me, I thought it was going to be forever."

"I'm sorry I called you at 3AM. I needed you."

"Maybe I was wrong. I don't need you in my life."

"We can't keep doing this."

"I don't want to be your secret, anymore."

"I have the right to know what's going on!"

"The police are coming."

"I might have had a few shots."

"Are you sure this is legal?"

"Isn't this amazing?"

"I'm going to take care of you, okay?"

"I don't need your sympathy."

"I'll miss you when you leave."

"You have to believe me."

"I'm a monster."

"You shouldn't love me."

"Stay the night. Please."

"You can't die. Please don't die."

"Run away with me."

"It's about the baby. It's yours."

"I wish this could last forever, don't you?"

( SEND ME A SYMBOL FOR A DRABBLE/AU ABOUT OUR MUSES. )

❤: the morning after.

♛: my muse finds your muse after they ran away.

✎: a journal entry about your muse written by my muse.

▲: my muse is dying in your muse's arms.

▼: your muse is dying in my muse's arms.

★: our muses go stargazing.

✌: our muses spending christmas together.

☯: our muses share a new years' kiss.

✿: my muse gives yours a gift.

☠: your muse comes back to my muse's doorstep 5 years after their death was announced.

♒: our muses spend a day at the beach.

➳: your muse says their first "i love you" to my muse.

☁: my muse says their first "i love you" to your muse.

☏: my muse's voicemail to your muse after a huge fight.

💍: our muse's wedding day.

( SEND ME A TEXT FOR MY MUSE'S RESPONSE. )

[text]: What do you want now?

[text]: So that wasn't you leaving the bar with another person?

[text]: Goodnight, I love you.

[text]: This is why you're my best friend.

[text]: Help, I'm lost.

[text]: Do you want to bet on that?

[text]: I miss you so much, you have no idea.

[text]: Guess who just got back in town.

[text]: So I might be in a hospital right now.

[text]: So... I just broke up with my boyfriend/girlfriend.

[text]: We're breaking up.

[text]: We can't keep doing this anymore!

[text]: Come on, come to the party!

[text]: Can you pick me up from the bar? Too drunk to drive.

[text]: You have no clue how I feel so shut up.

[text]: I can't believe I wasted my first kiss on you.

[text]: I overheard what you said. I didn't know that's what you thought of me.

[text]: I call bullshit.

[text]: You thought you could get away with that, didn't you?

[text]: There's nothing you can do to get me back.

[devilsspine]

[did-you-know]

There’s a company that specializes in designing high-security secret passageways and hidden doors, some of which can only be opened by playing the right piano keys or precisely arranging pieces on a chessboard. Source Source 2

[busterkurii]

I want to turn my house into a Resident Evil game

[w-r-o-u-g-h-t]

me, trying desperately to get into my bathroom: fuck, shit, where’d i put the Eagle Crest

[marinaqua]

my gf….. is like the sun

[haggord]

explain

[marinaqua]

she’s a star and makes my day bright by simply existing

[just-sokka-things]

My first gf turned into the moon

[just-zuko-things]

That’s rough buddy

[notananime]

Pull the trigger, Elizabeth.

[beesmygod]

its ok to punch nazis guys. full stop its ok. they want you to be dead and they want what freedom you have. you should not respect that, tolerate it or allow it to manifest in your cities. if they dont want to get punched, they shouldnt be nazis. maybe the fact that nazis are frequently the villain of most movies ever made should tip you off about how in the wrong you are about this one

[rpmemes-galore]

Soul Eater  {Sentence Starters}

“I screwed up…”

“Fear is what creates order.”

“Get your ass moving now, damn you!”

“YOU IDIOT, of course we’re still friends!”

“You better watch out! I can break your neck!”

“Symmetry is what makes the world beautiful.”

“I’m not going to let myself get beaten by a jar!” 

“I’m sure dead people are a lot easier to deal with.”

“You’re so scary when you’re stressed out like that.”

“I’ll never give up. The only time I lose is when I die!”

“This time, I wrote a detailed plan on this piece of paper!”

“Trusting someone not to hurt you? — How idiotic is that?”

“Come with me. Overwhelming madness and power await.”

“What’s the point in hurrying? We’re already three hours late.”

“An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough!”

“I’m scared. Of everyone. I need to learn to deal with people better.”

“People need fear to survive. We experience it so we can grow stronger.”

“Do you want to know where the REAL hell is hiding? It’s inside your head.”

“How can women say completely illogical stuff with such complete confidence?!”

“There is no inherent right or wrong in this world, those labels are just artificial constructs.”

[cxndrillon]

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Just a few song lyric sentence starters in honour of Valentine’s Day. I couldn’t find my official “Sappy Love Songs” playlist so I just went off memory. Spread the love and the memes this holiday!

Can’t help falling in love

❝ shall I stay? ❞ ❝ wise men say, only fools rush in.  ❞ ❝ some things are meant to be .  ❞ ❝ take my hand.   ❞ ❝ take my whole life too.   ❞ ❝ I can’t help falling in love with you.   ❞

Falling in love in a coffee shop

❝ I think that I’m falling for you. ❞ ❝ I want to come too. ❞ ❝ No one understands me quite like you do. ❞ ❝ I never knew just what it was about this old coffee shop I love so much. ❞ ❝ It was you. ❞ 

A thousand years 

❝ How to be brave? ❞ ❝ How can I love when I’m afraid to fall? ❞  ❝ Darling, don’t be afraid I have loved you.  ❞ ❝ Every hour has come to this. ❞ ❝ Beauty in all she is. ❞ ❝ I will not let anything take away. ❞ 

Coffee and Cigarrettes

❝ Coffee and cigarettes are my only escape. ❞ ❝ So, won’t you sing with me? ❞ ❝ It’s cold outside, and I’m feeling kinda lonely. ❞ ❝ I’m looking up, but I’m feeling kind of down. ❞ ❝ Yeah, I have friends, but they have friends. ❞ ❝ They have parties, and I’m so awkward. ❞ ❝ So what do you say, just as friends, we see a movie This weekend, alright? ❞ ❝ Friday nights are always the same in this town. ❞ 

All about you 

❝ You make my life worthwhile, it’s all about you ❞ ❝ It’s all about you ❞ ❝ I would answer all your wishes, if you asked me to ❞ ❝ Hold me close and say three words, like you used to do. ❞ ❝ Dancing on the kitchen tiles, it’s all about you. ❞

[helloiconpsd-deactivated2019073]

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[blue-and-lavender]

The signs as things I've heard AP students say

Aries: I don't know how to play football, but I've got anger issues and want to punch some of you.

Taurus: We're soarin', flyin'. If you thought I was singing high school musical, you were wrong, I'm just high.

Gemini: Just remember that Hamilton was our first president and you'll be fine.

Cancer: *looks up from titration lab* Did you know that Einstein invented blow dryers?

Leo: Burn the capitalists. Fuck it, burn the lowercasists too.

Virgo: *sees a Trump shirt* Ay, no, el gringo!

Libra: *while burning tin foil in AP chem* Drat, foiled again!

Scorpio: One time I ate a bagel.

Sagittarius: Fuck, 3 plus 4 is eight. Fuck, no it's not, it's 6.

Capricorn: "#makeamericagreatagainbecausehillaryisanamazingcandidateandtrumpsux"

"Did you just say hashtag?"

"Hashtag fuck u"

Aquarius: Greetings Fuckers.

Pisces: *gasps in the middle of class* oh god, I'm gay.