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Autistic Lincoln Rhyme series :) I love Mel Cooper, Thom Reston and Peter Hoddins with my whole heart <3

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Mel Cooper and Lon Selitto having a Will and James dynamic is my everything

(This also applies to Gabriel Lake and Melissa Bloch)

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Getting One of us is Guilty on Sunday and the visceral fear I am feeling is intense

Please let everyone be happy and safe and please bring back Kate Brooks amen 🙏🙏🙏

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Mel and Greta would absolutely obliterate escape rooms

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gabriel lake it appears i’ve grown quite fond of you

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RIP Harry Ford you would have loved the Irish bar I’m in <3

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Good job Gabriel

You followed basic expectations you’re doing great sweetie

(Meanwhile Bloch just staring at the road knowing she beat the hell out of someone)

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The audiobook is good when the person reading it gives the characters distinctive voices

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HEADCANNONS ARE SO HARD TO COME UP WITH AHHHHHH

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Eddie Flynn is so car lights

Kate Brooks is so California rain

Harry Ford is so so long

Melissa Bloch is so toothache

Gabriel Lake is so you are here

Mary Harper is so white noise

Thank you for the idea @pinkponykatebrooks - I did it but with an artist I know because you had me thinking 😭

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Mel with a slight lisp

Thank you for coming to my TED talk

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Mel ‘my mother would kill me if I got a tattoo’ and heavily tattooed Greta is one of my favourite head cannons <3

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I’ve not posted in a long long time and I promise I haven’t forgotten about this app 😭

Exam season in the UK is just about to start so I’m currently focusing on knocking these exams out of the park so I can get back to talking about the Lincoln Rhyme books aksjdka (and Gabriel Lake and Melissa Bloch <3)

Give me 2 months and I’ll be back to waffling 😭🙏

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Here are little things that I picked up on during my re-read :)

TW

and spoiler warnings!!!

• Lincoln calls Thom his ‘nemesis’ (the coffin dancer)

• Roland is scared of flying (the coffin dancer)

• Amelia is 5”9 (the bone collector) and it said that Mel is 2 inches shorter than her so he is 5”7 (the coffin dancer)

• Thom has a cane and is still impeccably dressed in the end of the empty chair (the empty chair)

• Mel drives a 1992 dodge (the stone monkey)

• Lincoln’s dad died of cancer (the stone monkey)

• Lon calls Rachel his ‘better other’ <3 (the stone monkey)

• Amelia is a competitive shooter (the vanished man)

• Greta and Mel do skeet shooting and wine making and Mel applies chemistry and physics to them <3 (the twelfth card)

• Lon was traumatised by the librarian’s death and kept touching the the bloodstain on his shirt (the twelfth card)

• Thom’s aunt died and he got her dog. Mel was sat feeding the dog biscuits <3 (the cold moon)

• Ron and Tony used to ride motorbikes! (the cold moon)

• Ron does gardening (the cold moon)

• Lincoln was on the varsity track team at school (the broken window)

• Rodney plays roleplaying games (the broken window)

• Thom makes his own bread <3 Greta probably bakes too because Mel asked for the recipe for her (the broken window)

• Lincoln’s middle name is Henry (the broken window)

• Mel is constantly in demand :) (the burning wire)

• The man who lied about the award took a step towards Thom so Thom squared up to him. I love him 😭 (the burning wire)

• Thom considers Lincoln to be one of his closest friends (the burning wire)

• Thom ‘abdicated his usually perfect posture’ when he was worried about Lincoln :( (the burning wire)

• Amelia was flung off a motorbike in a race when she was 22 (the kill room)

• A TV show got made about Lincoln (the kill room)

• Lincoln was really excited in the Bahamas and sent Amelia a video of a talking parrot (the kill room)

• Thom and Amelia keep their Chardonnay in the blood and tissue sample fridge (the kill room)

• Thom has a monkey tie! (the skin collector)

• Lon’s girlfriend - Rachel - is a nurse (the skin collector)

• Amelia has glasses (the steel kiss)

• Lincoln and Amelia fight over Mel like he’s a child of divorce in the start of this book because they both want him for their cases 😭 (the steel kiss)

• Mel doesn’t like lifts or escalators (the steel kiss)

• Thom makes Lincoln use his manners (the burial hour)

• Mel was hit by a shopping trolly when he was 15 and had 14 stitches on his ankle (the cutting edge)

• Lincoln’s doesn’t know what an influencer is (the midnight lock)

• Mel and Greta watch the news and listen to podcasts together <3 (the midnight lock)

• Thom didn’t hesitate when there was a gunman outside of the townhouse to protect Amelia (the midnight lock)

• Lon and Rachel compete in trivia (the watchmaker’s hand)

• Mel got really excited when he found something for the case and I thought it was adorable :) (the watchmaker’s hand)

• Mel is scared of heights (I think) (the watchmaker’s hand)

• Mel flies drones (the watchmaker’s hand)

• Ron has 2 dogs called Auggie and Daisy <3 (the watchmaker’s hand)

• Lincoln would sacrifice his life for Amelia, Mel, Lon and Ron <3 (the watchmaker’s hand)

I love them all so so much <3

I love the random little facts we get given about our guys

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My formal apology for me last fan fiction is some Mel and Greta fluff <3

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I love writing angst but I quite enjoyed writing this so I’m gonna try to write more fluff :)

(Please ignore how bad I am at naming fan fictions 😭)

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I’m doing Whumptober 2025! (Well, I’m trying to 😭 - I started at day 3 and I don’t think I’m using an official list)

This is my first one! I really hope you enjoy it! <3

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I promise I’ll write something happy soon aksjdka

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so uh tagging game

The last fictional character in your photo library, is the person you gonna sit next to in a 8 hour flight!

OHHH EMU?? Not bad

tags(sorry weh): @teto-teto505, @veilofpoe, @loftedlow, @arsonistic-carp-0-2, @pompomme4, @never-end1ng-m1sery, @mxnihil + OPEN TAGS

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Welp, I have to fly with Skitzo, y'all! I mean, as long as he doesn't crash the plane or anything, we should be fine… hopefully!

Like seriously, out of ALL the fictional characters that could've been in my camera roll, it HAD to be the demonic 1920s killer bear. The universe really said "here's your travel buddy - good luck!"

Honestly though? Eight hours with Skitzo might actually be interesting. Dude probably has some WILD stories from the animation industry back in the day. Plus maybe he'll give me some cursed vintage cartoon trivia or something.

Just gonna keep my headphones ready in case things get too spooky at 30,000 feet! ✈️🐻

Tagging all my mutuals @ruinationz and @turbotasticnumberone and @cartoon-cat7241 and @cru5h-cascades and @seleyaaaa and @mono-squamblo and @strayfelinez and @strangelilangel and @yukihirop and @rivertheemoo and @meatmedallion and @eeeeeeeeep-lolz and @drownedsilverforever and @senpaipaws and @cartoonlover999 and @byronicmoron and @resolutelymadvermin and @wanka-wanky and @looksmokin and @justwatchedsometv and @oakwoodvida and @human-n0-l0ng3r and @glooberousgoon and @goddess-of-lov3 and @lucifersdog-luci and @casethecreep and @aoihibiki247 (in case y’all wanna do the tag game)

Also tagging my girlfriend @obessiveforyou (in case you wanna do the tag game)

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I'll have an awesome flight!

@rivertheemoo @homogremlin @thetastars @xybzzz

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considering my last FOUR were variations of her i think this counts

@mattistar @teehee-of-the-gremlin-isles @unidentifiedflyingidiot

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MINE IS MOONY FROM ENA LEtS GO

@itsadrianayourmom

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LUKAAAAAAAAA LUKA YAYAYAYAYAAYYAYAYAYA

@longwombraider @sh0jun @snoevergarden

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hehe steinspirit!!!! artist is (kaogens on twt!!)

@random-husky @nicco-ck @rwbypro

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Best flight ever <33

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Oh we’d yap so much aksjdka

(I don’t have anyone to tag 🥲)

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Pattern Release!!

I know it's been a long wait but I finally released the pattern so you can make your own dragon Dan Heng plush <33 thank you for waiting patiently

Crochet Dragon Dan Heng Pattern - Robyn's Ko-fi Shop

This is a pattern to create a crochet dragon Dan Heng from the game Honkai Star Rail. *It is just the written pattern!! Not a physical item!

This link will bring you straight to the pattern, the link to my Kofi shop will be in my bio!

Reblogs are appreciated <3

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An amazing pattern from an even more amazing person <3 definitely check it out if you can crochet - beginner or advanced. Looks so good when you finish it <3