#1 Harvey Simp

I thought this would be for my farm but it’s just Harvey, also I draw sometimes • Sylvan//25//(they/he) • Main: @caffeinatedcoloring

[clarisinne]

We’re on the verge of WW3 and Clint is the new bachelor

[murp-cat]

I really do love Alex's backstory.... I think it's one of the best in Stardew.... I have this head cannon of Dusty being from Alex's past life when he was living with his parents, being one of the only good things he had in his life while living with his father...and when his mom died, George and Evelyn didn't have the heart to leave Dusty behind because they knew how much he meant to Alex. So they brought him to the valley, but decided to keep him outside as a sort of compromise. George doesn't like dogs, but the man def has a soft spot for his grandson.

Of course this would make Dusty a very elderly dog when the farmer arrives at the town, but eh. I kind of like the idea of Alex loving his old mangy dog who's been with him forever

I want Dusty to live on the farm with you when you marry alex so bad!!!!!

(EDIT: also yes i had to give little Alex that country boy little kid mullet that some parent's give their kids. If you think that kid wasn't rocking an ugly little awkward sporty kid mullet, idk what you're on)

[chez-sad]

Let’s pretend I finished this on time and it’s still Halloween 🎃

[corallapis]

[charlesoberonn]

[thedeerus]

pre canon

[thedeerus]

[gaytanic-panic]

trans women have made everything that has ever existed

[peerieweirdo]

[red-mercer]

Someone wanna provide context for the non-SDV people?

[lastoneout]

Saw this in the notes and figured I'd step in!

So, for non-SDV players, in most farming sims you can get married to certain characters and have children with them, however this is typically a permanent choice that can't be undone, so if you want to marry someone else or not have kids you would have to start over with a fresh save.

But SDV is different. The game has a witch's hut you can eventually unlock that lets you use...black magic, basically, to soft-reset marriage/children choices without starting over. There's a divorce option so you can ditch your spouse, but that's the only normal one. It also adds an option to turn your children into doves to get rid of them, hence OP saying they "birded" their kids. You're not...technically killing them...but only barely.

(It also adds an option to mind-wipe your previous spouse so they don't remember being married to you and thus don't hate you, and you can even remarry them then if you want, but I don't think that was needed for this, just figured it was sinister enough to warrant a mention.)

All that to say, the reddit OP married a character, progressed to the point that they had a child with them, and then used black magic to "kill" the child and divorce their spouse before moving on to the next marriage candidate and doing the same, over and over until they had gone through all twelve marriage candidates, resulting in a collection of twelve "dead" children.

Which, I must agree, is some uniquely unhinged behavior indeed.

[the-haiku-bot]

Which, I must agree,

is some uniquely unhinged

behavior indeed.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[suinicide]

Okay, but who is joja

[stupidbeecandle]

Joja is essentially Walmart. You can either try to revitalize the town by going the community route and help local businesses and people thrive or you can sell the town to Jojacorp who will put the locals out of business and sell you way cheaper and shittier stuff

[kindigo]

“I may use black magic to be a serial child murderer, but at least I’m not a capitalist”

[sohillust]

Green rain☔️🌱

[fairypenelope]

msp stardew doodles! i really hate the shane one but im a big girl who can post ugly art and be normal about it. Besides, they're all a bit off, as I am very much not comfortable with digital art. But MicrosoftPaint is kind to me <3

[bbycha25]

[cevichecm]

Sandía de la granja para Harvey 🍉🌾

Harvey disfrutando la cosecha de verano

[sinfuwul]

More Harvey sketches!! My favorite doctor <3

[sealouree]

his true love, pizza

[icepopcider]

WE'RE BACK, tumblr gets this first hehe

join me in a very indulgent comic about sebastian and maru and how i wish they could've made up somehow. idk if it's completely in character or if sebastian would even let her join lmao, but THERE'S AN EXTRA SEAT AT THE TABLE FOR A REASON (not just for the farmer).

[pineappical]

👉👉

[flowery-duck-draws]

She doesn't have enough Golden Wanuts for teleportation yet

ref:

[feydayarts]

I've been seeing stardew inspired botanical prints all around the place, so thought I'd try my own hand at it! Winter had to include a few more of the special crops than originally intended, but I still love it tbh. What season is your favourite in stardew valley?