BlueBell

Just here to have a good and sometimes horrible time.

[dykestat]

I'm sorry for being too real about this but I actually genuinely have not stopped thinking about how quickly Lestat asks if he has to fuck the hotel owner and how fast Christine says yes. He has a normal relationship to sex and he loves doing it with anyone at any time on command and he believes in his meaningful ability to consent btw. In case anyone was wondering

[crabussy]

some of you are my very favourite followers and you don't even know it #myspecialsecretfavouritefollowers

[endiness]

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT (2022–)

[pansyfemme]

cd has a hole. record has a hole. casette has 2 holes. streaming? zero holes. i think i’ve made my point

[shuploc]

Quick Lestat piece 🍷

[franniesbridgerton]

This is a century-long lie. You hung her portrait over our coffins in New Orleans. It's sick. You're sick.

We're unnatural beings! And this-- this is the half-human soul that you conveniently whip out whenever you want to win an argument!

What argument you got for fucking your mother? It's sickness. Maybe the source of all your sickness. But my god! Seek a professional!

episode 6 of THE VAMPIRE LESTAT

[buttstat]

BIG BUS BOSS — Episode 4

[schrutexbucks]

a love so pure 🥰

interview with the vampire tweet round up 159/xxx

[johncenalover2002]

🧡

[lestatdelioncuort]

"Guess I don't have to tell you dear diary, what is like to have a person crack your spine, open you up and shove a pencil inside you. And I fought him, even with my broken arm and then my rebroken arm, but even still all the bad things happened that bad men do. He had my legs pulled apart and my dress pulled up ‘round my waist. And that awful, stuffed full, too wet feeling down there, like I was packed with dirt. And I hope one day he feels this, small and cornered and crushed like a can. But then there were the parts, where he brought home kills, and I sat with him and ate. I just said what he wanted to hear. And it ain’t easy to like myself ‘cause of it. I even once felt a twinge of something nice, and not the worse thing ever. He let me go, ‘cause I seemed small and it looked like he’d won. And he did win, ‘cause I want nothing, to be nothing, and say nothing, and do nothing. You know the stupidest of all dear diary? I thought I was the thing lurking in the shadows. I thought I was.”

[reticent-vampire]

The Vampire Lestat 3.06

[apotter]

hmm guys? I think you’re losing the plot, yes iwtv and tvl has its flaws but this show is literally the best thing on TV rn? wtf are you guys on?

[kblupeach]

[i-know-the-enddc]

Was that your mom I just met that was Sofia ok is Sofia your mother ?? My mother is dead. Let me put it this way. Are you hitting the same vagina you spent the first nine months of ur mortal life in?? Anatomically. There’s the womb, and there’s the cervix- Stop the car. and there’s the uterus, Are you jumping the cervix??? And there’s-🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 STOP THE CAR —- MY SHOES!?! It’s not one thing Louis (theowing up) 🤮🤮🤮🤮 STOP THE GOD DAMN CAR. LOUIS!!!! Fuck fuck fuck my shoes. LOUIS!!!!!!!!! LOUISSSSSSS!!!!!!!! You don’t eat where you shit, and you don’t come inside the door you came out of what on GODS SAVAGE EARTH IS THERE TO TALK ABOUT ?? She was dying Louis I gave her the gift NO NO ITS BASIC ITS FUNDAMENTAL- NO ITS A COMPLICATED MULTIFACETED SET OF CIRCUMSTANCES NO NO THERES NO CIRCUMSTANCE THAT LEADS TO OH YEAH!! I COULD SEE HOW THAT WOULD HAPPEn!?!?! You’re being very judgey. Come to Montreal???? See me sing??? Hey meet my friend with incestual benefits !?! This is all- all- time Armand level deceit. OH DO NOT WALK AWAY AND - AND - AND SAY HIS NAME DO NOT COMPARE ME TO HIM HOW IS THIS ANY DIFFERENT THIS IS A CENTURIES LONG LIE YOU HUNG HER PORTRAIT OVER OUR COFFINS IN NEW ORLEANS ITS SICK ITS SICK - WE ARE UNNATURAL BEINGS AND THIS IS THE HALF HUMAN SOUL YOU CONVENIENTLY WHIP OUT WHENEVER YOU WANNA WIN AN ARGUMENT WHAT -ARGUMENT YOU GOT FOR FUCKING YOUR MOTHER ITS SICKNESS MAYBE THE SOURCE OF ALL YOUR SICKNESS BUT MY GOD - YOU!!! YOU!!! - SEEK A PROFESSIONAL - YOU CALL ME OUT OF NOWHERE TO SAY YOURE PAYING A GIRL TO PRETEND TO BE CLAUDIA AND PAYING A GIRL TO PRETEND TO BE MADELINE AND WHAT DO I SAY DO I SAY YOURE SICK LOUIS DO I SAY SICKNESS LOUIS NO I SPEND A MONTH AND A HALF TALKING YOU BACK FROM UNIMAGINABLE FRENZY IN THE MIDDLE OF MY OWN FRACTURING 😰😨😨😰😰😭😭😨😰😨😭😭😨😰I OFFER YOU ROOM UNDER MY ROOF Ok….. I OFFER YOU THE POSSIBILITY OF RECKONING WITH YOUR CRIPPLING GUILT Ok….. I OFFER 😭😭😭😭😰😰😰😰😰😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😰😰😰😰😰 I OFF 😭😭😭😭😭😰😰😰😰😰😨😨😨😭😭😭😭😭😭Ok…..It’s ok…. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😰😰😰😭😭😭😭🤮🤮

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[aquarines]

SAMUEL

[virginiaisforvampires]

Panel just started ❤️❤️

And not these being the first tidbits —

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