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Fanfiction is cool because you get to learn what other people's parents taught them the hymen is like

I know that I had somewhat unusually comprehensive sex ed but it still surprises me every time I'm reminded that some people genuinely think that losing your virginity is a capri sun kind of situation.

liesandspookyfairytales

simplealice0

morphmaker

are there palm tree Ents

morphmaker

Palm Tree Ents: The Appendices

maybeasunflower

(Trees are not a monophyletic group, of course. A palm tree is a tree, because it has "tree" in there.)

noah-wyles

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

fluoritegalaxy

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

teaboot

Highly unlikely to be of use but I want a card I can carry in my wallet that says “If I Die First In A Traumatic Survival Scenario I Want You To Know I’m Okay With You Cannibalizing Me, It’s Fine, Don’t Be Weird And Guilty About it”. And then on the back there could be like. A list of recipes n shit

teaboot

To be clear, I don’t WANT to be cannibalized. It’s not my personal preference. It’s just that if I beef it out in the open somewhere and some poor starving fuck has to have a crisis of ethics over using the protein or dying in a hole, I’d want to some way to let them know my dead ass is rooting for them

teaboot

New Hot Take: I Think An Organ Donor Card Counts In A Pinch, Actually

olessan

It's not urgent

tomhaywards

Jealous Tom Hayward, you will always be famous

darkspaceboytoy

Incredibly violent take of mine but I actually don’t think you need to relate to a story in any way to enjoy it. You can enjoy a story even if you can’t point at a character and insert some aspect of your personality or identity into them. In fact I would argue the need for a character like that to be present in every single story you experience is a sign of stunted growth.

darkspaceboytoy

Ask that someone sent a blog I follow that inspired this. You are twisting yourself into some incredibly bizarre pretzels so you can go “aha, a character I Relate To” and it’s just like. Well actually there just may not be parts of this film you can see yourself in. And that’s okay. You can enjoy this movie for many of its merits that aren’t “I am in it”.

lexofexcel

One of the main points of fiction is the opportunity to experience viewpoints and forms of existence that are different from our own. You can find a character or story interesting without it being like you somehow.

romanceyourdemons

first attempt at rpf how did i do

graceebooks

ilya the condoms just come like that. was i supposed to somehow buy less than a full box of condoms. like the condoms just come attached like that how was i supposed to have less condoms

triassictriserratops

The funny part is - the next time he's there Shane will only have like one or two condoms in the drawer.

He'll do this on purpose because "okay, I guess having more than the necessary amount of condoms is weird, so I'll keep the rest in the bathroom and only leave 1 or 2 in the nightstand." And he's thinking he absolutely nailed this Sexual Interaction™

Meanwhile Ilya is going to be mentally CRASHING THE FUCK OUT that there are only two sad little condoms left in the drawer.

"there were 7 left last time. there were 7 left in the box. who else is hollander fucking? who else is hollander bringing to the Sex Condo????????"

batrachised

finally, someone for tumblr

heresylog

[Image description: Screenshot that reads: St. Julian the Hospitaller is the patron saint of clowns and circus workers, innkeepers, fiddle players, jugglers, childless people, and murderers. End description.]

bunjywunjy

looks like his feast day is in TWO DAYS

bunjywunjy

happy this guy's day, everybody

oncce-againn

My alone time is for everyone’s safety

iwamimimimi

homunculus-argument

You could probably impersonate an expert on any random field just by reading up enough about one extremely specific and narrow area of the subject to learn it by heart, and then decide that you hate it passionately. Nobody will question your expertise on ornithology after you demonstrate how long you can rant on about the incorrect classifications of Madeira kinglets.