Fuckwit, mother of dumbasses.

Mommy's so proud of you.

[talesfromtreatment]

I... I don't think the patient's weight got entered correctly. Just a hunch

[wimpud]

please, my dog, he is sick

[talesfromtreatment]

Every single note and comment is comedy gold and I'm wheezing from laughing so hard

[awaggaa]

[todaysbird]

Today's bird are these three inca doves that visit my garden every day

[todaysbird]

[tiktaalic]

Mammals in their den after the asteroid hit

[afloweroutofstone]

[depsidase]

[pbjpawprints]

things that bother you never bother me, i feel happy and fine! livin' in the sunlight, lovin' in the moonlight, havin' a wonderful time!! ☀️🌈🌙

[uhtreds]

locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing

[moniquill]

[dogpuppy]

[mellifexfarm]

weird to see my own yurkey on my dash

[twerklina]

[ottermatopoeia]

makin my way downtown

[monkeysaysficus]

slowly

[werewolf4vampire]

[shencomix]

"oooo i'd draw that but i can't draw"

brother get this through your head

NOBODY can draw

we are literally

ALL

BULLSHITTING

[bunnyechipse]

Coughed up another rin

[electrozeistyking]

slides in. i drew this bc someone i know got into isat <33333333

[electrozeistyking]

slides in. i drew this bc someone i know got into isat <33333333

[shencomix]

[android-boywife]

it is so important that you are a little bit ugly. please get comfortable with having unplucked eyebrows and nonexistent jawlines and wrinkles. let your blue hair grow out into an uneven pale green and your clothes be old and mend them and modify them until they’re unique to you. wear lipstick which doesnt compliment your skintone and mismatched outfits which went out of fashion 5 years ago. be a little bit too loud and a little bit too passionate and as weird as you can be because oh my god there is nothing more disturbing to me than perfection. beauty is manufactured and sold to us and you need to realise that you are a fucking animal to live a joyful life I am so serious. you cant obsess over aesthetics forever please just live messily and make your body your home however you please.

if you dont do it for you, do it for all the teenagers who will see u in the street and know that they are not obligated to be attractive

[petikgeorgiev]

This video talks about a Splatoon weapon whose appearance resembles a pencil, but taken out of context it looks as if it's calling an actual pencil overpowered and I find that hilarious.

[terramythos]

The pencil is mightier than the sword.

[blueberry3141]

I work at an art supply store and often customers ask and argue about the quality of basic hb pencils of name brands vs other brands and im like guys.... its not like pens or mechanical pencils where theres kinda still room to grow, the pencil is already peak at what it does like, its a pencil lead in a wood shaft.

Like, the generic brand isnt worse, ITS THE SAME FUCKIN SHIT!

Please correct me if im wrong, but like basic pencils, not color pencils, have already reached their peak, no one brand has it right or wrong. ITS A FUCKING WOODEN PENCIL!!

anyways, pencils within the same density range of different brands are the freakin same, fight me.