Weeping Willow

Alexis, 23, she/her |personal fanblog| in which I obsess over a variety of things

[ratfuck]

i hope chris pratt’s mario impersonation offends so many italian americans that he gets put on a mob hit list

[casgirl]

Me: misses the charging port while trying to plug my phone in

The bbc sherlock who lives in my head:

[tokai-teio]

anyone else ever just read discourse for like 20 seconds then realize “wait i don’t care” and just zoom past it

[evermore-fashion]

Linda Friessen Haute Couture Gowns

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

oh. Just…oh.

[loosego0se]

dresses i would wear to murder my husband and then take over his kingdom 

[aces-to-apples]

In order

1: the Royal Wedding Dress

2: the Help, Please, My Husband Is Dead! dress

3: the funeral/Official Mourning dress

4: the To Lead This Kingdom In My Husband’s Stead Is A Heavy Burden, But I Solemnly Vow To Do So With Honor And Integrity, Long Live The Queen! dress

[enigmaticpink]

I firmly believe what ever you’re obsessed with at 11/12 years old becomes a core part of who you are, regardless if you lose interest in it or not. Maybe some of you were lucky and were obsessed with warrior cats or smth, and if you’re real unlucky it was probably twilight.

[foreverdawning]

ouch

[accidentallyatwilightaccount]

… oh

[blueberrybigsurprise]

hello

[blueberrybigsurprise]

I've been absent for a very long time but I'm still alive, just busy being an adult in the real world lol

[deejay]

[lesbiskammerat]

[kairos89]

yikes

[valtsv]

son of a bitch everything costs money

[two-drink-amy]

[hanari502]

I’m a simple woman. I find a song I like, I listen to it for three weeks uninterrupted until I find another one.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I can't get over this little girl.....pretending to be long dead while someone digs up her body out of the ground. The jewelry laid out beside her...the hair clips....this is everything

[zendaya-source]

Zendaya photographed by Mark Leibowitz for HBO’s ‘Euphoria’.

[blueberrybigsurprise]

Scheduled a job interview, found out my laptop crashed, managed to reset windows 10 and fix it

All in less than 12 hours

I'm tired

[johnhughesdidnotdirectmylife]

They deleted this from the first Toy Story movie and I am so fucking angry that they did that

[jheselbraum]

I think my favorite thing about this is that Woody doesn’t say “Buzz the sun isn’t kidnapped!” he says “the sun being gone isn’t the problem” which does nothing to refute buzz’s theory

[confettiarchived-deactivated202]

Ophelia: babe come over

Hamlet: I can’t I’m hiding a body

Ophelia: my dad isn’t home

Hamlet: I know