now then, we don't have time to unpack ALL of that

she/her/hers | enjoy the blog, or don't | either way, sorry for this

[theartofangirling]

I’ve been waiting a year to post this

[theartofangirling]

it’s that time of year again

[squeakadeeks]

i often have to remind myself that i too would be fooled by most fishing lures and follow them to a perilous death lest i become to transfixed on my ambitions

[louisegluckpdf]

thr funniest part of therapy to me is when you first come in and you're exchanging niceties and they say "hello! how are you" and you say "im fine how are you :)" and then 30 seconds later they put on their therapist voice and say "so how are you doing?" and you go well lisa. believe it or not im doing Bad

[girlrust]

cant overstate how much i laughed at this

[mariamlovesyou]

At least I don't have a tumblr

[cannibalchicken]

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

they're letting just anybody order a happy meal nowadays

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

i saw a sad person order one a d the employees jumped the counter and poured hot oil all on him and shatteredhis ankles with spatulas

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

they're letting almost anybody order a happy meal nowadays

[jenevas]

my process of making ocs

[susandotcom-deactivated20210224]

ladies? i have GOT to ask. what is going on

[feral-bard]

Well, I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath and I get real high, and I scream from the top of my lungs.

[rydenxo]

does tumblr know about tim misny??? like has the level of tim misny awareness that exists in northeast ohio broken containment and become known online yet???

[rydenxo]

ok so tim misny is a personal injury lawyer here in ohio.

that’s him. you do not have to remember his face from this image because you’re gonna see it a lot in this post. so mainly i think we all kinda honed in on tim misny because of his slogan

he’s gonna make them pay. he’s gonna get you that money but also it’s a little threatening like he’s gonna fully fuck his legal opponent’s shit up. this sprung tons of local memes. then there were the billboards which were normal at first.

but here’s the thing; we already know what misny does. he makes them pay. so it turns into just saying “you know what i do” which is funny enough if you don’t at all have the context.

but this is not where the absurdity caps out, my friends. no. this is what it has evolved to and they. are. everywhere.

that’s right. no text. just the judging eyes of tim misny, glaring through our skin and into our souls. there is no god. there is no devil. there is just tim misny and he’s gonna make them pay.

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

made me freaking 6'2" my stomach

[cottoncandylesbo]

bro not the quencies (way of saying consequences if theres something deeply wrong with you)

[squeakadeeks]

bro doesnt even have the jennies (certain je ne sais quois)

[kosmogrl]

great song, made me sit on the ground thinking deeply about my life! I'll listen to it 500 more times

[ellielol]

by the way i'm the reason why they send weathermen into hurricanes and shit. "it's needless and dangerous!!!!!" i don't care. every day i call into CNN and demand they send their most pathetic newscaster into a storm to watch them be knocked down by wave and wind and they sigh and say yes ma'am. and i do this all for nasty, sexual purposes, if you were wondering.

[ellielol]

my favorite part of this post is people started tagging it with names of characters i've never heard of so i got curious and googled them and like a third are just tagging it as their local weatherman. very funny.

[powerburial]

what's the matter honey? you've hardly touched your fleeting experience of time on earth

[luthienne]

a single exclamation mark looks so lonely at the end of a thought i have to give it a friend